The Barber Quotes

The Barber is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . The Barber ended in 1970.

It features Melanie Kilgour as producer, Peter Allen (composer) in charge of musical score, and Adam Sliwinski as head of cinematography.

The Barber is recorded in English language and originally aired in Canada. Each episode of The Barber is 94 min. long.

The Barber Quotes

• (Unnamed) "What's that f***ing stench?"
• (Unnamed) "Death."

• (Unnamed) "Shot, choked, there's no difference --"
• (Unnamed) "Oh, there is, if you love someone."

• (Unnamed) "s***, you drank all the Revy."
• (Unnamed) "'You drank all the Revy.' So what, hillbilly? There's plenty more back in the truck."
• (Unnamed) "The truck is a good half-mile hike outta here; and I AIN'T no hillbilly."
• (Unnamed) "Well --"
• (Unnamed) "if it smells like s*** -- and looks like s***"
• (Unnamed) "I'd be bettin' it is s***."
• (Unnamed) "Shut yer head. Shut yer head. I gonna teach you some respect."
• (Unnamed) "."

• (Unnamed) "So, did you two lovebirds have a little domestic dispute?"
• (Unnamed) "A domes -- a domestic what?"
• (Unnamed) "A fight? A quarrel?"
• (Unnamed) "No, we was just drinkin', y'know, bein' off-time and all. And we just gotta little outta sorts, y'know?"
• (Unnamed) "We tripped; that's all, we just tripped."
• (Unnamed) "Is that the truth, Buffalo? Did ya trip?"
• (Unnamed) "Yeah, we tripped when we found the body cause, y'know, it scared us pretty good."
• (Unnamed) "So, you didn't see anything else? Just the body?"
• (Unnamed) "No, we -- we just -- we just saw the body. I mean, well, I mean, uh, there mighta been some footprints, but -- you probably drove over them comin' out here."
• (Unnamed) "Driving over footprints ain't exactly protocol. Is it there, Chief?"

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