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The Battle of Shaker Heights Quotes

The Battle of Shaker Heights is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . The Battle of Shaker Heights completed its run in 1970.

It features Ben Affleck as producer, Richard Marvin (composer) in charge of musical score, and Thomas E. Ackerman as head of cinematography.

The Battle of Shaker Heights is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Battle of Shaker Heights is 77 minutes long. The Battle of Shaker Heights is distributed by Miramax Films.

The cast includes: Shia LaBeouf as Kelly, Billy Kay as Lance, Shia LaBeouf as Kelley, Hattie Wilson as Principal Holmstead, Shia LaBeouf as Kelly Ernswiler, Elden Henson as Bart Bowland, and Amy Smart as Tabby.

The Battle of Shaker Heights Quotes

Billy Kay as Lance

  • (Billy Kay) "Why are you dicking with me, you little dick. You wanna play, dick face?""
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "Wait, you just used "dick" as a noun, adjective, and a verb."

Hattie Wilson as Principal Holmstead

  • (Hattie Wilson) "Growing up is a hard enough thing as it is."
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "Is that what your box of tissues is for?"
  • (Hattie Wilson) "How am I ever going to get through to you?"
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "Well, advertising executives use status and sex to appeal to my demographic."
  • (Hattie Wilson) "Kelly we have to stop meeting like this."
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "I mean, it's not my fault the teachers here suck."

Shia LaBeouf as Kelly Ernswiler

  • (Shia LaBeouf) "He's a VH1 documentary without the music."
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "So you invited me to your wedding?"
  • (Amy Smart) "There isn't going to be a wedding. Minor kissed this woman he works with."
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "Honestly, I didn't think you two were right for eachother. Like that painting. When you walk in you know exactly what it is, but when you look at it closely --"
  • (Amy Smart) "I don't need your bulls*** right now."
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "I'm just trying to understand you, Tabby."
  • (Amy Smart) "I'm not as complicated as you think."
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "I didn't say you were complicated."
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "Don't cry. Please, don't cry."
  • (Amy Smart) "You like me, don't you?"
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "Of course."
  • (Amy Smart) "No, like, you really like me."
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "I think your amazing."
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "A funny thing just happened to me. I thought you were dead on the couch."

Elden Henson as Bart Bowland

  • (Elden Henson) "You need to stop living in a f***ing fantasy world."

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