The Beau Brummels (film) Quotes

The Beau Brummels (film) is a television show that first aired in 1970 . The Beau Brummels stopped airing in 1970.

The Beau Brummels (film) is recorded in English, Yiddish and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Beau Brummels (film) is 9 minutes long. The Beau Brummels (film) is distributed by Warner Bros. Pictures.

The Beau Brummels (film) Quotes

• (Al Shaw) "Say, what do you do for a livin'?"
• (Sam Lee) "I work for my father."
• (Al Shaw) "What does your father do?"
• (Sam Lee) "He's laid off."
• (Al Shaw) "Does he need any help?"

• (Sam Lee) "You know father has two jobs offered to him. One for nine dollars a week and one for sixteen dollars a week. And he didn't know which job to take."
• (Al Shaw) "What did he do?"
• (Sam Lee) "Well, he took the nine dollar a week job; because, he figured if he'd get sick and he can't work, he wouldn't be losing as much money as he would be on the sixteen dollar a week job."

• (Al Shaw) "Say, who are you?"
• (Sam Lee) "I'm a Count."
• (Al Shaw) "Count?"
• (Sam Lee) "Yes. Count."
• (Al Shaw) "One, two, three, four"
• (Sam Lee) "No, no, no. Not that kind of a Count. I am a Count of Nobility. I never work."
• (Al Shaw) "You're a bum."

• (Al Shaw) "Twenty people fell off a ten story roof. Not one got hurt."
• (Sam Lee) "How is that?"
• (Al Shaw) "They were all killed."

• (Sam Lee) "Around this house we have a porch. On this porch we keep thirty thousand geese."
• (Al Shaw) "Thirty thousand geese on your porch?"
• (Sam Lee) "On my porch."
• (Al Shaw) "They must be Portuguese."

• (Al Shaw) "Jackass Jill to go up the hill to fetch a pail of water. But Pa said nix, I'm wise to those tricks, You can't pull that on my daughter."

• (Al Shaw) "Where is your father now?"
• (Sam Lee) "Well, he's home."
• (Al Shaw) "Yeah? How do you know?"
• (Sam Lee) "I got his shoes on."

• (Sam Lee) "I had a wonderful dream."
• (Al Shaw) "What did you dream?"
• (Sam Lee) "I dreamt that I died and went to heaven."
• (Al Shaw) "And what woke you up?"
• (Sam Lee) "The heat."

• (Sam Lee) "Twenty people under one umbrella, not one got wet."
• (Al Shaw) "How's that?"
• (Sam Lee) "It wasn't raining."

• (Sam Lee) "You know I had a terrible dream last night."
• (Al Shaw) "Yeah, I saw you with her."

Add or Update Quotes

If you have a quote to add or change and want to let us know, please fill in the form below. Include the time in the film/video if possible so we can find it.