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The Bed Sitting Room (film) Quotes

The Bed Sitting Room (film) is a TV program that debuted in 1970 . The Bed Sitting Room completed its run in 1970.

It features Oscar Lewenstein as producer, Ken Thorne in charge of musical score, and David Watkin (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

The Bed Sitting Room (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of The Bed Sitting Room (film) is 91 minutes long. The Bed Sitting Room (film) is distributed by United Artists.

The cast includes: Rita Tushingham as Penelope, Peter Cook as Inspector, Dudley Moore as Sergeant, Spike Milligan as Mate, Mona Washbourne as Mother, Jimmy Edwards as Nigel, Arthur Lowe as Father, Michael Hordern as Bules Martin, and Frank Thornton as The BBC.

The Bed Sitting Room (film) Quotes

Michael Hordern as Bules Martin

  • (Michael Hordern) "My advice, charge twenty quid rent, be mindful of drafts --"
  • (Michael Hordern) "Well, you know, you've been a bit off colour."
  • (Unnamed) "Yes, I know, and what's more I've not been eating anything."
  • (Michael Hordern) "Why is that?"
  • (Unnamed) "I can't get the stuff."

Jimmy Edwards as Nigel

  • (Jimmy Edwards) "I hear the Pope's allowing contraceptives for all occasions, except during sexual intercourse."

Arthur Lowe as Father

  • (Arthur Lowe) "I always knew my inside leg would lead to power."

Mona Washbourne as Mother

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Peter Cook as Inspector

  • (Peter Cook) "-- the lion shall lie down with the lamb, the goat shall give suck to the tiny bee --"

Frank Thornton as The BBC

  • (Unnamed) "I tell you, it's the latest early warning hat. It gives you that extra four minutes in bed."
  • (Frank Thornton) "I never wore a hat in bed. I've been a Catholic person for a long time now, and I wouldn't know where to begin."

Dudley Moore as Sergeant

  • (Dudley Moore) "Keep moving."
  • (Dudley Moore) "Remember you're the electricity man for the whole nation."

Rita Tushingham as Penelope

  • (Rita Tushingham) "British? What a lot of use that is; we don't even know who's won the war."

Spike Milligan as Mate

  • (Spike Milligan) "And in come the three bears. The Daddy Bear said, "Who's been sleeping in my porridge?"; and the mummy bear said, "that's no porridge, that was my wife.""

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