The Benny Hill Show Quotes

The Benny Hill Show is a Sketch comedy that first aired in 1955 on BBC One/ITV (TV network). The Benny Hill Show stopped airing in 1991.

It features Boots Randolph as theme composer.

The Benny Hill Show is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of The Benny Hill Show is 45-60 minutes long. The Benny Hill Show is produced by BBC and distributed by Fremantle (company).

The Benny Hill Show Quotes

• (Andree Melly) "I think for me, the most memorable moment in films was when you played the doctor to that sick family."
• (Mervyn Cruddy) ""Inherit the Wind." Yes, I remember."
• (Andree Melly) "Opposite Margaret Lockwood's nurse..."
• (Mervyn Cruddy) "That's right. Yes, I know what you're going to say, the scene in the operating theatre."
• (Andree Melly) "That's the scene. You kissed her when she least expected it."
• (Mervyn Cruddy) "I beg your pardon?"
• (Andree Melly) "You kissed her when she least expected it."
• (Mervyn Cruddy) "Oh, I thought you said 'where'."

• (Nicholas Parsons) "Are Thames executives against attractive nude women?"
• (Fred Scuttle) "Not as often as they'd like to be."

• (Henry McGee) "How old is he?"
• (Captain Fred Scuttle) "Fifty-eight. He's a late developer."
• (Henry McGee) "He looks older."
• (Captain Fred Scuttle) "Well, he worries a lot."

• (Traveller) "I say, is this Platt's Bottom?"
• (Toddy) "No, it's not, it's mine."
• (Traveller) "Well, where do I find Platt's Bottom?"
• (Toddy) "Well, you don't start from there."
• (Traveller) "Well, which direction is it?"
• (Toddy) "I don't know."
• (Paddy) "Me neither."
• (Traveller) "You're not very bright, are you?"
• (Chirpy Chuckles) "No, but we ain't lost."

• (Mervyn Cruddy) "I don't care what anybody says, you know, about these common-market Romeos, for my money the greatest lover in the world is the Englishman."
• (Andree Melly) "Well, surely it's the Frenchman who has that reputation, the way he'll kiss a girls hand, and then her cheek, her neck, and then here ears --"
• (Mervyn Cruddy) "By that time, the Englishman's coming home from his honeymoon, I'd say."

• (Fanny Craddock) "But first of all, we must put in just a little tiny spot of absinthe."
• (Johnny Craddock) "'Cause absinthe makes the heart grow fonder."

• (Sheriff Bill Jardine) "Hey, do we know Ace Dickey?"
• (Deputy Leroy) "Yeah. Did five years for statutory rape."
• (Sheriff Bill Jardine) "Why now, anybody who rapes a statue deserves what he gets."

• (Housewife) "No, I'm wearing black for my poor, departed husband."
• (Milkman) "Oh -- how long's he been gone?"
• (Housewife) "Ten minutes. He won't be back till 1."

• (Director Sam Speiler) "Oh God, she couldn't sing, she couldn't dance, she couldn't act..."
• (Lesley Goldie) "Well, what could she do?"
• (Director Sam Speiler) "With difficulty, stand up."

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