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The Big Store Quotes

The Big Store is a television show that first aired in 1970 . The Big Store stopped airing in 1970.

It features Louis K. Sidney as producer, Hal Borne in charge of musical score, and Charles Lawton Jr. as head of cinematography.

Each episode of The Big Store is 83 min. long. The Big Store is distributed by Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer.

The cast includes: Douglas Dumbrille as Mr. Grover, Margaret Dumont as Martha Phelps, Groucho Marx as Wolf J. Flywheel, and Chico Marx as Ravelli.

The Big Store Quotes

Groucho Marx as Wolf J. Flywheel

  • (Woman Shopper) "Can you tell me the price of this bed?"
  • (Groucho Marx) "$8000"
  • (Shopper) "Why that's preposterous. I can get the same bed anywhere in town for $25."
  • (Groucho Marx) "Yes, but not with me in it."

Margaret Dumont as Martha Phelps

  • (Margaret Dumont) "Tell me, Wolfie dear, will we have a beautiful home?"
  • (Groucho Marx) "Of course. You're not planning on moving, are you?"
  • (Margaret Dumont) "No, but, uh, I'm afraid after we're married awhile, a beautiful young girl will come along, and, uh, you'll forget all about me."
  • (Groucho Marx) "Don't be silly. I'll write you twice a week."

Chico Marx as Ravelli

  • (Chico Marx) "I take-a your picture. Hey. Look at me and laugh."
  • (Groucho Marx) "I've been doing that for 20 years."

Douglas Dumbrille as Mr. Grover

  • (Douglas Dumbrille) "If Ms. Phelps were not my fiancée, I would turn in my resignation and walk out of this store for good."
  • (Margaret Dumont) "Oh no, no --"
  • (Groucho Marx) "Fiancée?"
  • (Margaret Dumont) "Yes."
  • (Groucho Marx) "You mean a woman of your culture and money and beauty and money and wealth and money would, would marry that imposter?"

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