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The Biggest Douche in the Universe Quotes

The Biggest Douche in the Universe is a television program that debuted in 1970 . The Biggest Douche in the Universe stopped airing in 1970.

The Biggest Douche in the Universe Quotes

  • (Movie Announcer) "Rob Schneider derp de derp. Derp de derpity derpy derp. Until one day, the derpa derpa derpaderp. Derp de derp. Da teedily dumb. From the creators of Der, and Tum Ta Tittaly Tum Ta Too, Rob Schneider is Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpee Derpee Dumb. Rated PG-13."
  • (Movie Announcer) "Rob Schneider is a somewhat popular comedic actor, who seemed to have it all. Until one day, he came across a pot roast, and his life changed forever. Now, he's sharing his body with an eight year old boy, and he's about to find out that being eight ain't so great. Rob Schneider is, Kenny. Rated PG-13."
  • (Movie Announcer) "Rob Schneider was an animal. Then he was a woman. And now Rob Schneider is -- A stapler. And he's about to find out that being a stapler is harder than it looks. Rob Schneider is -- The Stapler. Rated PG-13."
  • (Movie Announcer) "Rob Schneider is a wall street executive, with everything going for him. Only problem is, he's about to become -- a carrot."
  • (Rob Schneider) "I'm a carrot."
  • (Movie Announcer) "It's twenty four "carrot" comedy. Rob Schneider is, A Carrot. Rated PG-13."
  • (John Edward) "Everything I tell people is positive and gives them hope. How does that make me a douche?"
  • (Stan) "Because the big questions in life are tough. Why are we here? Where are we from? Where are we going? But if people believe in asshole douchey liars like you, we're never going to find the REAL answer to those questions. You aren't just lying, you're slowing down the progress of all mankind, you douche."
  • (Movie Announcer) "Derp de derp da teedily tumb."

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