The Boondock Saints Quotes

The Boondock Saints is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . The Boondock Saints ended in 1970.

It features Elie Samaha as producer, Jeff Danna in charge of musical score, and Adam Kane as head of cinematography.

The Boondock Saints is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Boondock Saints is 108 minutes long. The Boondock Saints is distributed by Franchise Pictures.

The cast includes: Norman Reedus as Murphy, David Della Rocco as Rocco, Sean Patrick Flanery as Connor, Carlo Rota as Yakavetta, Gerard Parkes as Doc, Ron Jeremy as Vincenzo Lipazzi, Bob Marley as Detective Greenly, Brian Mahoney as Detective Duffy, and David Ferry as Detective Dolly.

The Boondock Saints Quotes

Bob Marley as Detective Greenly

• (Bob Marley) "This guy takes a blunt object, f***in', waah. Hits the guy with the bandages around his head, right? Why? 'Cause he's smart. He knows the guy with the bandages around his ass, he ain't goin' nowhere. He's goin' f***in' nowhere."
• (Bob Marley) "Where you goin'? Nowhere."

• (Paul Smecker) "Why don't you get me a cup of coffee?"
• (Bob Marley) "Who the hell is this?"
• (Paul Smecker) "Cafe latte."
• (Bob Marley) "What the f***?"
• (Paul Smecker) "Twist of lemon."
• (Bob Marley) "Chief, what the f*** is this?"
• (Paul Smecker) "Sweet'N Low."

• (Bob Marley) "I ain't getting him no f***ing bagel."

• (Bob Marley) "These guys are miles away by now, but if you wanna beat your head against a wall, then here's what you're looking for: they're scared, like two little bunny rabbits. Anything in a uniform or flashing blue lights is gonna spook 'em, okay? So the only thing we can do is put a potato on a string and drag it through South Boston, "Thanks for coming out.""
• (Norman Reedus) "You'd probably have better luck with a beer."
• (Sean Patrick Flanery) "Aye, you would."
• (Bob Marley) "Aw, f***."
• (Paul Smecker) "Hey, Greenly. Onion bagel, cream cheese."

Sean Patrick Flanery as Connor

• (Sean Patrick Flanery) "Well, "Name one thing you're gonna need this stupid f***ing rope for.""
• (Norman Reedus) "That was way easier than I thought."
• (Sean Patrick Flanery) "Aye."
• (Norman Reedus) "You know, on TV you always got that guy that jumps over the sofa."
• (Sean Patrick Flanery) "And then you gotta shoot at him for ten f***ing minutes, too."
• (Norman Reedus) "Aye."
• (Sean Patrick Flanery) "Christ."
• (Norman Reedus) "We're good."
• (Sean Patrick Flanery) "Yes, we are."

• (Sean Patrick Flanery) "The rule of thumb here is --"
• (Rosengurtie) "Wait, rule of thumb? In the early 1900s it was legal for men to beat their wives, as long as they used a stick no wider than their thumb."
• (Sean Patrick Flanery) "Can't do much damage with that then, can we? Perhaps it should have been a rule of wrist?"

• (Sean Patrick Flanery) "What the f*** are you doing?"
• (David Della Rocco) "-- I'll tip her."

• (Sean Patrick Flanery) "f*** me."
• (Norman Reedus) "Oh. The hits just keep on coming."
• (Sean Patrick Flanery) "Ow. Give it a smell."
• (Norman Reedus) "I love our new job."

• (Sean Patrick Flanery) "We haven't really got a system of deciding who, Roc. It's, uh --"
• (David Della Rocco) "Me. Me. I'm the guy. I know everyone. Their habits, who they hang out with, who they talk to. I've got phone numbers, addresses. I know who they're f***ing. I know where they live. We could kill everyone."
• (Norman Reedus) "So what do you think?"
• (Sean Patrick Flanery) "I'm strangely comfortable with it."

• (Sean Patrick Flanery) "Now you will receive us."
• (Norman Reedus) "We do not ask for your poor or your hungry."
• (Sean Patrick Flanery) "We do not want your tired and sick."
• (Norman Reedus) "It is your corrupt we claim."
• (Sean Patrick Flanery) "It is your evil that will be sought by us."
• (Norman Reedus) "With every breath, we shall hunt them down."
• (Sean Patrick Flanery) "Each day, we will spill their blood till it rains down from the skies."
• (Norman Reedus) "Do not kill. Do not rape. Do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace."
• (Sean Patrick Flanery) "These are not polite suggestions. These are codes of behavior, and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost."
• (Norman Reedus) "There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over into true corruption, into our domain."
• (Sean Patrick Flanery) "For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three. And on that day, you will reap it."
• (Norman Reedus) "And we will send you to whatever god you wish."
• (Il Duce) "And shepherds we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand."
• (Carlo Rota) "Vaffanculo."
• (Il Duce) "That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be."
• (Il Duce) "In nomine Patri."
• (Sean Patrick Flanery) "Et Filii."
• (Norman Reedus) "Spiritus Sancti."

• (Ivan Checkov) "You know why I f***ing come here? I come here to kill you. But now, I no think I f***ing kill you. I kill your brother. Shoot him in the head."
• (Sean Patrick Flanery) "f*** you."
• (Ivan Checkov) "Gotta go."
• (Sean Patrick Flanery) "Murph."
• (Norman Reedus) "Connor."
• (Norman Reedus) "It was just a f***ing bar fight. You guys are f***ing pussies."

• (Sean Patrick Flanery) "Jeez. It's a f***in' six-shooter. f***."
• (Norman Reedus) "There's nine bodies, genius."
• (Sean Patrick Flanery) "What the f*** were you gonna do, laugh the last three to death, Funny-Man?"

• (Sean Patrick Flanery) "Okay, Roc --"
• (David Della Rocco) "What? You guys got masks."
• (Norman Reedus) "You look like Mush Mouth from Fat Albert."
• (David Della Rocco) "Fine. f*** it. When we're done, she can ID me. I don't care. Just trying to be professional, but nooooo --"
• (Sean Patrick Flanery) "It looks fine."
• (David Della Rocco) "f*** it."
• (Sean Patrick Flanery) "Now shut the f*** up, you look good. Put it on. You look f***in' scary, man."
• (Sean Patrick Flanery) "Now Roc, are you sure that you're obee-kay-bee?"

• (Sean Patrick Flanery) "How far are we gonna take this, Da?"
• (Il Duce) "The question is not how far. The question is, do you possess the constitution, the depth of faith, to go as far is as needed?"

• (Sean Patrick Flanery) "It's the real deal, Roc. Evil men, dead men."

• (Sean Patrick Flanery) "Destroy all that which is evil."
• (Norman Reedus) "So that which is good may flourish."

• (Sean Patrick Flanery) "It's like a scumbag yard sale."
• (Norman Reedus) "We should come down here once a week and clean house."

• (Monsignor) "And I am reminded, on this holy day, of the sad story of Kitty Genovese. As you all may remember, a long time ago, almost thirty years ago, this poor soul cried out for help time and time again, but no person answered her calls. Though many saw, no one so much as called the police. They all just watched as Kitty was being stabbed to death in broad daylight. They watched as her assailant walked away. Now, we must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men."
• (Sean Patrick Flanery) "I do believe the monsignor's finally got the point."
• (Norman Reedus) "Aye."

Carlo Rota as Yakavetta

• (Carlo Rota) "He's happy now, just killing us one by one. And worse, he's good at it."

• (Il Duce) "You people have been chosen to reveal our existence to the world. You will witness what happens here today, and you will tell of it later. All eyes to the front."
• (Carlo Rota) "Now's a good time to f***ing --"
• (Sean Patrick Flanery) "Shut your f***ing mouth."
• (Il Duce) "You must watch dear. It'll all be over soon."

• (Carlo Rota) "The 90's are killing me. I shouldn't have done that. You're not supposed to tell a guy you're gonna kill him no more. I got to tiptoe through the tulips with these assholes. Taking all the fun out of the job."

David Della Rocco as Rocco

• (David Della Rocco) "Hey f***-ass, give me a beer."

• (David Della Rocco) "I'll catch you on the flip side."

• (David Della Rocco) "Feels like it's still there."
• (Sean Patrick Flanery) "Yeah, well it's not."

• (David Della Rocco) "I killed your cat, you druggie bitch."
• (Donna) "God."
• (Rayvie) "What?"
• (Donna) "Why?"
• (David Della Rocco) "I thought it would bring closure to our relationship."

• (David Della Rocco) "Boy, you guys sure did a good job. Ah s***, you guys are good huh? Cool masks. Where'd you get 'em?"

• (David Della Rocco) "I'm the f*** outta here."

• (Donna) "You killed my -- my --"
• (David Della Rocco) "Your what?"
• (Donna) "My --"
• (David Della Rocco) "Your f***in' what? Huh? Your what, bitch?"
• (David Della Rocco) "I'll shoot myself in the head, you can tell me that cat's name. Go ahead. Your what? Your precious, little --"
• (Rayvie) "Skippy. Skippy."
• (David Della Rocco) "Oh, Jesus. What color was it, bitch?"
• (Rayvie) "Don't you f***ing yell at her like that you prick."
• (David Della Rocco) "Shut your fat ass, Rayvie. I can't buy a pack of smokes without runnin' into nine guys you f***ed."

• (David Della Rocco) "Hey, Boris. What would you do if I told you your pinko Commie mother sucked so much dick, her face looks like an egg?"

• (David Della Rocco) "f*** it. There's so much s*** that pisses me off. You guys should recruit, 'cause I'm sick and f***ing tired of walking down the street, waiting for one of these crack-piping, ass-wiping, motherless lowlifes to get me."
• (Norman Reedus) "Hallelujah, Jaffar."
• (David Della Rocco) "So, like, you're not just talking about mob guys, right? You're talking about pimps and drug dealers and all that s***, right?"
• (Sean Patrick Flanery) "Oh, yeah."
• (David Della Rocco) "f***. You guys could do this every god**** day."
• (Norman Reedus) "We're sorta like 7-Eleven. We're not always doing business, but we're always open."
• (Sean Patrick Flanery) "That is nicely put."

• (David Della Rocco) "f***in'- What the f***in'. f***. Who the f*** f***ed this f***ing -- How did you two f***ing f***s --"
• (David Della Rocco) "f***."
• (Sean Patrick Flanery) "Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word."

• (David Della Rocco) "This guy takes out a whole family -- wife, kids, everyone -- like he's ordering f***ing pizza."

• (David Della Rocco) "Anybody you think is evil?"
• (Sean Patrick Flanery) "Aye."
• (David Della Rocco) "Don't you think that's a little weird, a little psycho?"
• (Sean Patrick Flanery) "D'you know what I think is psycho, Roc? It's decent men with loving families. They go home every day after work and they turn on the news. You know what they see? They see rapists, and murderers and child molesters. They're all getting out of prison."
• (Norman Reedus) "Mafiosos. Gettin' caught with twenty kilos. Gettin' out on bail the same f***in' day."
• (Sean Patrick Flanery) "And everywhere, everyone thinks the same thing: that someone should just go kill those motherf***ers."
• (Norman Reedus) "Kill 'em all. Admit it. Even you've thought about it."
• (David Della Rocco) "You guys should be in every major city. This is some heavy s***. This is, like, Lone Ranger heavy, man."

• (David Della Rocco) "Wyatt-f***'n-Earp"

Norman Reedus as Murphy

• (Norman Reedus) "Where the f*** are you going?"
• (Sean Patrick Flanery) "Shhh. I'm figuring some s*** out here."
• (Norman Reedus) "Ahh, f*** you. I'm sweatin' my ass off draggin' your f***in' rope around. Must weigh thirty pounds."
• (Sean Patrick Flanery) "Shhh. We are doing some serious s*** here, now get a f***ing hold of yourself."
• (Norman Reedus) "Oh, f*** you. I'm not the rope-totin' Charlie Bronson wannabe that's getting us f***ing lost."
• (Sean Patrick Flanery) "Would you f***ing shut it?"
• (Sean Patrick Flanery) "You mother- Jesus f***ing Christ."
• (Norman Reedus) "Oh, s***."

• (Norman Reedus) "Liberating, isn't it?"
• (Sean Patrick Flanery) "Let's f***in' go."
• (David Della Rocco) "You know, it is a bit."

• (Norman Reedus) "I can't believe that just f***ing happened."
• (David Della Rocco) "Is it dead?"

• (Norman Reedus) "Is there any way that we could stay here?"
• (Officer Chaffey) "Uh, yeah, you know, we have an extra holding cell, you guys c- Can they stay?"
• (Paul Smecker) "Well, we'll have to check with your mom. But it's okay with me if your friends sleep over."

• (Norman Reedus) "And Shepherds we shall be For Thee my Lord, for Thee Power hath descended forth from Thy hand Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine Patri, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti."

• (Norman Reedus) "Yeah, it's St. Paddy's Day, everyone's Irish tonight. Why don't you just pull up a stool and have a drink with us?"

Brian Mahoney as Detective Duffy

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

David Ferry as Detective Dolly

• (David Ferry) "Nobody reported any gunshots."
• (Paul Smecker) "This is an Irish neighborhood. I'm surprised you even got a phone call."

• (David Ferry) "So what's the symbology there?"
• (Paul Smecker) "Symbology? Now that Duffy has relinquished his "King Bonehead" crown, I see we have an heir to the throne. I'm sure the word you were looking for was "symbolism." What is the ssss-himbolism there?"

Gerard Parkes as Doc

• (Gerard Parkes) "He left me his c-c-c -- He left me his c-c-c -- Oh, he f***ing gave me this. f***. Ass."

• (Gerard Parkes) "Why don't you make like a tree, and get the f*** outta here?"

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