The Bottle Deposit Quotes

The Bottle Deposit is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . The Bottle Deposit ended in 1970.

The Bottle Deposit Quotes

• (Unnamed) "He was only attracted to lactating women, but he's fine now. Of course, he eats a lot of cheese."

• (Unnamed) "Hey, Tony."
• (Unnamed) "Thanks for coming in Jerry."
• (Unnamed) "Sure."
• (Unnamed) "I think I know what's going here."
• (Unnamed) "And I just wanna hear it from you. But I want you to be straight with me. Don't lie to me Jerry. Ya know that motor oil you're putting in there? From one of those quickie lube places, isn't it?"
• (Unnamed) "Well I change it so often --"
• (Unnamed) "Jerry, motor oil is the life blood of a car. Okay, ya put in a low grade oil you can damage vital engine parts, okay? See this gasket?"
• (Unnamed) "I have no confidence in that gasket."
• (Unnamed) "Here's what I wanna do. I want to overhaul the entire engine. But it's gonna take a major commitment from you. You're gonna have to keep it under 60 miles an hour for a while. Ya gotta come in and ya gotta get the oil changed every 1000 miles."
• (Unnamed) "How much money is this gonna cost me?"
• (Unnamed) "I don't understand you. It's your own car we're talking about. Ya know you wrote the wrong mileage down on the form? You barely know the car. You don't know the mileage, you don't know the tire pressure. When was the last time you even checked the washer fluid?"
• (Unnamed) "The washer fluid is fine."
• (Unnamed) "The washer fluid is not fine."
• (Unnamed) "Okay, ya know what, um. I just wanna take my car and I'm gonna bring it some place else."
• (Unnamed) "What do you mean?"
• (Unnamed) "Just -- can I have my car? I'm going to pay my bill, and I'm going to be on my way."
• (Unnamed) "Well the car is on the lift."
• (Unnamed) "Well just get it down."
• (Unnamed) "Alright. Okay, wait here, and I'll uh, I'll bring it around."
• (Unnamed) "Okay, thanks very much."
• (Unnamed) "Hey, where's the car?"
• (Unnamed) "He's bringing it."

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