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The Brothers Bloom Quotes

The Brothers Bloom is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . The Brothers Bloom ended its run in 1970.

It features Ram Bergman, Wendy Japhet, and James D. Stern as producer, Nathan Johnson (musician) in charge of musical score, and Steve Yedlin as head of cinematography.

The Brothers Bloom is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Brothers Bloom is 114 minutes long. The Brothers Bloom is distributed by Summit Entertainment.

The cast includes: Rachel Weisz as Penelope Stamp, Mark Ruffalo as Stephen, Mark Ruffalo as Bloom, Rinko Kikuchi as Bang Bang, Ricky Jay as Narrator, Max Records as Young Stephen, Robbie Coltrane as The Curator, and Maximilian Schell as Diamond Dog.

The Brothers Bloom Quotes

Mark Ruffalo as Stephen

  • (Mark Ruffalo) "There's actually a nack to this. If you're trying to fast-track to a mark's sympathies, there's nothing quite as effective as having your first conversation be from a hospital bed -- they put you in."
  • (Mark Ruffalo) "Eat your waffles, fat man."
  • (Mark Ruffalo) "What was your childhood like?"
  • (Rachel Weisz) "I make cameras out of watermelons."
  • (Mark Ruffalo) "The score to beat is 7.9. Keep your head in the game, that Japanese judge is very tough."
  • (Mark Ruffalo) "This is a banana seat, man."
  • (Mark Ruffalo) "Don't give me that blank look. You know what a god**** banana seat is."
  • (Mark Ruffalo) "See, you've reached an unethical conclusion. You think you want out, but you don't. One last con."
  • (Mark Ruffalo) "Where are we going?"
  • (Mark Ruffalo) "New Jersey."
  • (Mark Ruffalo) "-- I'll get my coat --"
  • (Mark Ruffalo) "I have at different times in my life, sold sand to an Arab and ice to an Eskimo."
  • (Mark Ruffalo) "The perfect con is one where everyone involved gets just what they wanted."
  • (Mark Ruffalo) "So what are your plans in Greece?"
  • (Rachel Weisz) "I don't plan."
  • (Mark Ruffalo) "Good for you."
  • (Mark Ruffalo) "Do you feel cheated?"
  • (Rachel Weisz) "The trick to not feeling cheated is to learn how to cheat."
  • (Mark Ruffalo) "How did you find me?"
  • (Rachel Weisz) "Bang Bang."
  • (Mark Ruffalo) "Bang Bang?"
  • (Rachel Weisz) "She gave me her cell number."
  • (Mark Ruffalo) "Bang Bang has a cell phone?"
  • (Mark Ruffalo) "I can't wake up next to another stranger, who thinks they know me, or even wants to know me, cause I don't know; who; I'm thirty five years old, and I, I'm useless, I'm crippled, I don't, I've only ever lived life through these roles that aren't me, that are written for me by you."
  • (Mark Ruffalo) "Tell me what you want."
  • (Mark Ruffalo) "Why? So you can write me a role in a story where I get it? You're not listening to me. I want a real -- thing, I wanna do things how I don't know are gonna work out, a-I, want, a --"
  • (Mark Ruffalo) "You want an unwritten life."
  • (Mark Ruffalo) "That's my new favorite camel."
  • (Mark Ruffalo) "You don't understand what my brother does. He writes his cons the way dead Russians write novels, with thematic arcs and embedded symbolism and s***. And he wrote me as the vulnerable anti-hero. And that's why you think you want to kiss me. It's a con."
  • (Mark Ruffalo) "In my story you don't get the money, or the sunset, or the girl."
  • (Mark Ruffalo) "Trying to get something real by telling yourself stories is a trap."
  • (Mark Ruffalo) "We're a genius, Bloom."
  • (Mark Ruffalo) "Penelope, do you know our friend?"
  • (Mark Ruffalo) "Only as the creepy Frenchman."
  • (Mark Ruffalo) "Is this the bathroom? Nnnnno. This is camels."
  • (Mark Ruffalo) "Have at thee, you ham-headed bastards."
  • (Mark Ruffalo) "You were the only audience I ever needed."
  • (Mark Ruffalo) "Can I get a 'wow'?"

Max Records as Young Stephen

  • (Max Records) "So how's it feel?"
  • (Ricky Jay) "In truth, young Bloom won't know for twenty years just how he felt."
  • (Ricky Jay) "And so, we'll skip ahead now in our story."
  • (Max Records) "Let 'em melt."

Rachel Weisz as Penelope Stamp

  • (Rachel Weisz) "I know I'm pretending to be a smuggler ba ba ba -- BUT what you don't know is that I'm a real smuggler because I tell it like I own it. You know what your problem is? You just gotta stop thinking and just enjoy the ride man."
  • (Rachel Weisz) "He said to me, there's no such thing as an unwritten life. Just a badly written one."
  • (Mark Ruffalo) "Oh God."
  • (Rachel Weisz) "I love you Bloom. You know what we're gonna do? We're gonna live. Like we're telling the best story in the whole world."
  • (Rachel Weisz) "Are you ready?"
  • (Mark Ruffalo) "And Stephen said something else one. The perfect con is one where everyone involved gets just the thing they wanted."
  • (Rachel Weisz) "I think you're constipated, in your f***ing soul -- I think you might have a really big load of grumpy petrified poop up your soul's ass."
  • (Rachel Weisz) "I collect hobbies. I see someone doing something I like, and I get books and learn how to do it."
  • (Rachel Weisz) "I'm an epileptic photographer."
  • (Rachel Weisz) "I don't know about "truths." A photograph is a secret about a secret. The more it tells, the less you know."
  • (Rachel Weisz) "There is no such thing as an unwritten life, only a badly written one."
  • (Rachel Weisz) "A thunderstorm. I LOVE thunderstorms."
  • (Rachel Weisz) "I think a little real danger might suit me, so, uh, if you three want to join my smugglers gang, I'll uh, y'know, uh -- consider it."
  • (Rachel Weisz) "Oh my god, I'm so horny."
  • (Mark Ruffalo) "Goodnight."
  • (Rachel Weisz) "This was a story about a girl who could find infinite beauty in anything, any little thing, and even love the person she was trapped with. And i told myself this story until it became true. Now, did doing this help me escape a wasted life? Or did it blind me so I didn't want to escape it? I don't know, but either way I was the one telling my own story --"

Ricky Jay as Narrator

  • (Ricky Jay) "Another home, another main street. Stephen looked around, then summed the burgh up thusly:"
  • (Max Records) "Bloom, we've hit a one hat town."
  • (Ricky Jay) "One theater. One car wash. One café. One park. One cat. Which, through some mishap, had one leg."
  • (Ricky Jay) "As far as con man stories go, I think I've heard them all. Of grifters, ropers, faro-fixers; tails drawn long and tall. But if one bears a bookmark in the confidence man's tome, it would be that of Penelope, and of the brothers Bloom."
  • (Ricky Jay) "and being who he wasn't, could be as he wished to be"

Robbie Coltrane as The Curator

  • (Robbie Coltrane) "The Curator: Madam, your smile is the sun and fallen men like me, we need the sun."

Maximilian Schell as Diamond Dog

  • (Maximilian Schell) "Our hero must face the Minotaur before he escapes the maze."

Rinko Kikuchi as Bang Bang

  • (Rinko Kikuchi) "f*** me --"

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