The Busboy Quotes

The Busboy is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . The Busboy stopped airing in 1970.

The Busboy Quotes

• (Elaine Benes) "I never knew I could drive like that. I was going faster than I've ever gone before, and yet, it all seemed to be happening in slow motion. I was seeing three and four moves ahead, weaving in and out of lanes like an Olympic skier on a gold metal run. I knew I was challenging the very laws of physics. At Queens Boulevard, I took the shoulder. At Jewel Avenue, I used the median. I had it. I was there -- and then -- I hit the Van Wyck. They say no one's ever beaten the Van Wyck, but gentlemen, I tell you this; I came as close as anyone ever has. And if it hadn't been for that five-car pile-up on Rockaway Boulevard, that numbskull would be on a plane for Seattle right now instead of looking for a parking space downstairs."

• (George Costanza) "It's the pesto of cities."

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