The Butler Did It (A Bird in the Hand) Quotes

The Butler Did It (A Bird in the Hand) is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . The Butler Did It stopped airing in 1970.

The Butler Did It (A Bird in the Hand) Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Coffee?"
• (Unnamed) "Yes, I know."

• (Unnamed) "I was just going over the arraignment report. It looks like the butler Thames will be doing his serving from now on up in the Statesville prison."
• (Unnamed) "Along with Martin, Dutch Gunderson, Lana and Sally Decker. Frank, when will people learn that crime doesn't pay?"
• (Unnamed) "Well, I suppose if they do learn, we'll be out of a job."

• (Unnamed) "Ed and I drove around for hours for no particular reason. We came up empty."

• (Prisoner) "I got the gun now. And I'm gonna kill all of you -- one by one."
• (Unnamed) "Good job, Frank."
• (Unnamed) "What?"

• (Unnamed) "Mr. Burton, we have men combing the entire lakefront area. If your daughter is close, we'll find her."
• (Unnamed) "The lakefront? My God, do you know how big that area is? My daughter's a needle in a haystack."
• (Unnamed) "That's not true. I've seen a picture of her, she's very attractive."
• (Unnamed) "Maybe a little thin --"

• (Unnamed) "Ed, you find anything?"
• (Unnamed) "No, nothing. Frank, we've been through hundreds of these."
• (Unnamed) "Acme Tuba, Tuba World, Tubas Are Us --"
• (Al) "Can you take a phone call, Captain?"
• (Unnamed) "Not now, Al."
• (Unnamed) "International House of Tubas, Tuba or Not Tuba, Tuba Legation. Ah, we've come to a dead end, Frank."

• (Unnamed) "Is there a ransom note?"
• (Unnamed) "Yes. The butler found it. It was tied to this window and thrown into the rock garden. I sent the note to the lob. They're demanding one million dollars."
• (Unnamed) "Why would the lab demand a million dollars?"

• (Unnamed) "It's my pitching, Johnny. You think I need another starter?"
• (Unnamed) "How should I know?"
• (Unnamed) "The rigors of a full season on a four-man rotation are just too demanding. You need a left-handed swing man to fill your long relief spot. Give him an occasional start and it'll round out your staff nicely."
• (Unnamed) "You're talking about a guy like Gossage, aren't you, Johnny?"
• (Unnamed) "Oh, come on Tommy, use your head. Gossage is right-handed and besides, he can't throw more than two innings. Here's the names of five southpaws with career ERA's under 2.93. And you wouldn't have been in this mess if you hadn't given up Tommy John."

• (Unnamed) "Evening. Is this 808 Garboniforus Road?"
• (Unnamed) "Maple Street?"
• (Unnamed) "Yes sir, it is."
• (Unnamed) "I'm from Police Squad, I'd like to see Captain Hocken."
• (Unnamed) "Of course, Lieutenant, eh -- Flebner."
• (Unnamed) "Eh, Drebin. Do come in."

• (Unnamed) "Why don't you run along now, Billy, and next week we'll discuss ten things you can do with a carrot."

• (Unnamed) "I'm going over there, Frank, and try to get behind him. Cover me."

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