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The Butterfly Effect Quotes

The Butterfly Effect is a TV show that first aired in 1970 . The Butterfly Effect ended in 1970.

It features Anthony Rhulen, Chris Bender; Ashton Kutcher; J.C. Spink, and A.J. Dix as producer, Michael Suby in charge of musical score, and Matthew F. Leonetti as head of cinematography.

The Butterfly Effect is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Butterfly Effect is 119 minutes long. The Butterfly Effect is distributed by New Line Cinema.

The cast includes: Callum Keith Rennie as Jason Treborn, Ashton Kutcher as Evan, Nathaniel DeVeaux as Dr. Redfield, Amy Smart as Kayleigh at 7, Amy Smart as Kayleigh Miller, Elden Henson as Lenny, William Lee Scott as Tommy, Amy Smart as Kayleigh, Ethan Suplee as Thumper, Melora Walters as Andrea, and Jacqueline Stewart as Gwen.

The Butterfly Effect Quotes

Amy Smart as Kayleigh Miller

  • (Amy Smart) "So, how's tricks? Sorry, occupational humor."
  • (Ashton Kutcher) "I got it."
  • (Amy Smart) "Nothing's all better, okay? Nothing ever gets better."
  • (Amy Smart) "Hurry up, I want a quickie before school."
  • (Evan at 7) "What time is it?"
  • (Mr. George Miller) "It's time for you to do what I tell you to do."
  • (Evan at 7) "Wrong answer, f***bag. This is the very moment of your reckoning. In the next 30 seconds you're gonna open up one of two doors. The first door will forever traumatize your own flesh and blood."
  • (Mr. George Miller) "What, what, what's happening? How are you doing this?"
  • (Evan at 7) "It'll change your daughter from a beautiful child into an empty shell whose only concept of trust was betrayed by her own sick pedophile father. Ultimately? It'll lead to her suicide. Nice work, Daddy."
  • (Mr. George Miller) "Who are you?"
  • (Evan at 7) "Let's just say you're being closely watched, George. Your other option is to treat Kayleigh like, say, like a loving father treats his daughter. Sound okay to you, Papa?"
  • (Mr. George Miller) "Yes."
  • (Evan at 7) "Listen close then, f***bag. You screw this up again; I'll flat-out castrate you. What you need to do, is discipline your son Tommy, 'cause the kid is one sadistic pup. One last thing --"
  • (Amy Smart) "Don't ever touch me again."
  • (Mr. George Miller) "I won't."
  • (Amy Smart) "Where'd you learn those new tricks?"
  • (Ashton Kutcher) "What? It -- it wasn't -- weird -- was it?"
  • (Amy Smart) "Yeah, if you call multiple orgasms weird."

Melora Walters as Andrea

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Ashton Kutcher as Evan

  • (Ashton Kutcher) "What the f*** is this?"
  • (Ashton Kutcher) "If anyone finds this, it means my plan didn't work and I'm already dead. But if I can somehow go back to the beginning of all of this, I might be able to save her."
  • (Ashton Kutcher) "I just thought that you should know."
  • (Amy Smart) "Know what?"
  • (Ashton Kutcher) "That you were happy once -- with me."
  • (Amy Smart) "You know there's one major hole in your story, there is no f***ing way on this planet, nor any other I would ever be in some f***ing sorority."
  • (Ashton Kutcher) "You were happy there --"
  • (Ashton Kutcher) "So, should I suck your dick now?"
  • (Ashton Kutcher) "Hey Thumper, you got the time?"
  • (Ethan Suplee) "Whatsa matter, you lost your Rolex? f*** you frat-boy."
  • (Ashton Kutcher) "Are you walking home? Can I walk you?"
  • (Ashton Kutcher) "You're the girl that was with those assholes throwing popcorn at Thumper -- and your name is Gwen -- I know you."
  • (Jacqueline Stewart) "Seriously Evan, lay off the blow."
  • (Ashton Kutcher) "Give me the Greek alphabet. Give it to me. "Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh?" Alpha, beta, gamma, delta, epsilon, zeta, eta, theta, iota, kappa, lambda, mu, nu, xi, omicron, pi, rho, sigma, tau, upsilon, phi, chi, psi, omega, Sir. Maybe that's what it is."
  • (Ashton Kutcher) "I'm just running a little late. Yeah, I had to finish up with the patients. Well, get the soup or something. All right. Love you, mom. Bye-bye."
  • (Professor Carter) "So, how'd you do, Evan?"
  • (Ashton Kutcher) "I don't know. I might have got some of the stories mixed up. Was it Pavlov that conditioned his dog to lick his nuts?"
  • (Professor Carter) "You're a double psych major and a complete wise-ass."
  • (Ashton Kutcher) "I lost you once and I'm not losing you again."
  • (Ashton Kutcher) "Jesus speaks to me in my dreams."
  • (Ashton Kutcher) "Yeah, you remember me? We had a nice chat once when I was seven --"
  • (Ashton Kutcher) "f*** Bag."

William Lee Scott as Tommy

  • (William Lee Scott) "You forgot to put the toaster on the ledge."
  • (Ashton Kutcher) "Lenny likes Poptarts. You guys are all the better now."
  • (William Lee Scott) "I know it's hard but you can't give up."
  • (Ashton Kutcher) "I can't even f***ing kill myself."
  • (William Lee Scott) "Don't talk like that."
  • (William Lee Scott) "True happiness can only be achieved through sacrifice, like the sacrifices our parents have made for us to be here today."
  • (Amy Smart) "Woo-hoo. Great, Tommy."

Callum Keith Rennie as Jason Treborn

  • (Callum Keith Rennie) "You can't play God son."

Nathaniel DeVeaux as Dr. Redfield

  • (Nathaniel DeVeaux) "There are no journals."
  • (Nathaniel DeVeaux) "Just think of your mind as a movie, you can pause, rewind or slow down any details you want."

Ethan Suplee as Thumper

  • (Ethan Suplee) "Maybe there's a reason you repressed the day some pervert had you in your tighty-whities."
  • (Ethan Suplee) "I'd think twice about what you're doing. You could wake up a lot more f***ed up than you are now."
  • (Ashton Kutcher) "More f***ed up than I already am? You think you know me? I don't know me."

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