The Cabin in the Woods Quotes

The Cabin in the Woods is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . The Cabin in the Woods ended its run in 1970.

It features Joss Whedon as producer, David Julyan in charge of musical score, and Peter Deming as head of cinematography.

The Cabin in the Woods is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Cabin in the Woods is 95 minutes long. The Cabin in the Woods is distributed by Lionsgate Films.

The cast includes: Tim de Zarn as Mordecai, Bradley Whitford as Hadley, Kristen Connolly as Dana, Fran Kranz as Marty, Anna Hutchison as Jules, Chris Hemsworth as Curt, Jesse Williams as Holden, Brian J. White as Daniel Truman, and Amy Acker as Lin.

The Cabin in the Woods Quotes

Fran Kranz as Marty

• (Fran Kranz) "Giant evil gods."
• (Kristen Connolly) "I wish I could have seen them."
• (Fran Kranz) "I know. That would have been a fun weekend."

• (Fran Kranz) "Puppeteers --"
• (Kristen Connolly) "Puppeteers?"
• (Fran Kranz) "Pop Tarts? Did you say you have Pop Tarts?"

• (Fran Kranz) "Statistical fact: Cops will never pull over a man with a huge bong in his car. Why? They fear this man. They know he sees further than they and he will bind them with ancient logics."

• (Fran Kranz) "Good work, zombie arm."

• (Fran Kranz) "Cutting the flesh makes him have a husband's bulge."

• (Fran Kranz) "Oh my god. I'm on a reality TV show. My parents are gonna think I'm such a burnout."

• (Fran Kranz) "It was the pioneer days; people had to make their own interrogation rooms. Out of cornmeal."

• (Fran Kranz) "Ok, I'm drawing a line in the f***ing sand here. Do not read the Latin."

• (Fran Kranz) "Yeah, uh, I had to dismember that guy with a trowel. What have you been up to?"

• (The Director) "There's no other way. You have to be strong."
• (Fran Kranz) "Yeah, Dana. You feeling strong?"

Bradley Whitford as Hadley

• (Bradley Whitford) "So, should we call Japan? Tell them to take the rest of the weekend off?"
• (Sitterson) "Yeah, right. They're Japanese. What are they gonna do; relax?"
• (Bradley Whitford) "I'd just like to see them fall on their asses for once."

• (Bradley Whitford) "These f***ing zombies. Remember when you could just throw a girl in a volcano?"
• (Sitterson) "How old do you think I am?"

• (Sitterson) "Oh, man, I'm sorry."
• (Bradley Whitford) "He had the conch in his hands."
• (Sitterson) "I know. In a couple more minutes, who knows what might have happened. Yes."
• (Bradley Whitford) "I am never gonna see a merman. Ever."
• (Sitterson) "Dude, be thankful. Those things are terrifying. And the cleanup on them is a nightmare."

• (Sitterson) "We offer in humility and fear, for the blessed peace of your eternal slumber. As it ever was --"
• (Bradley Whitford) "As it ever was."

• (Bradley Whitford) "Who's still out?"
• (Sitterson) "We have Engineering, R.D., and we got Electrical."
• (Bradley Whitford) "Did you see who they picked? They're practically giving their money away."
• (Sitterson) "You should talk, Aqua Man."
• (Bradley Whitford) "What do you mean?"
• (Sitterson) "Ah, nothing."

Amy Acker as Lin

• (Amy Acker) "Perfect record, huh?"
• (Sitterson) "The Japan Group should've had this in the bag. They f***ed us. How hard is it to kill nine-year olds?"

• (Amy Acker) "Guys, guys, Stockholm went south."
• (Sitterson) "Seriously? I thought they were lookin' good."
• (Bradley Whitford) "What cracked?"
• (Amy Acker) "I haven't seen the footage. Word is just going around."
• (Bradley Whitford) "Well, it's never been a stable scenario. Everyone knows you can't trust Swedes."
• (Amy Acker) "That means there's just Japan. Japan and us."
• (Bradley Whitford) "Well, it's not the first time that it's come down to that."
• (Sitterson) "Japan has a perfect record."
• (Bradley Whitford) "And we're number 2. We try harder."
• (Amy Acker) "But guys, if we fail, then --"
• (Sitterson) "Please, we haven't had a glitch since '98."
• (Bradley Whitford) "We know what we're doin', Lin. Or we have it written down -- somewhere."
• (Amy Acker) "You guys better not be messing around in there."
• (Sitterson) "Ooh, does this mean you're not in the betting pool this year? Big money."
• (Amy Acker) "I mean- I am just saying it's a key scenario."
• (Bradley Whitford) "No, I- I hear what you're sayin'."
• (Bradley Whitford) "In '98 it was Chem. Department's fault, right?"
• (Bradley Whitford) "Where do you work again? Wait --"
• (Bradley Whitford) "-- it's coming back to me now. It's going to be a long weekend if everyone's that puckered up"
• (Bradley Whitford) "So you wanna come over Monday night? I'm gonna pick up some power drills, liberate my cabinets."
• (Bradley Whitford) "Are you even -- listening to me?"

• (Amy Acker) "Do we pipe it in or do you wanna do it orally?"
• (Sitterson) "Ask me that again only slower."

• (Amy Acker) "Whatever he's been smoking has been immunizing him to all our s***."

Chris Hemsworth as Curt

• (Chris Hemsworth) "This isn't right. We should split up. We can cover more ground that way."

• (Chris Hemsworth) "Read the Gurovsky; it's way more interesting and Bennet doesn't know it by heart so he'll think you're insightful. And you have no pants."

• (Chris Hemsworth) "This thing doesn't take credit cards."
• (Fran Kranz) "I don't think it knows about money."

• (Chris Hemsworth) "Look. We lock this place down."
• (Fran Kranz) "He's right."
• (Chris Hemsworth) "We'll go room by room, barricade every window and door. We gotta play it safe. No matter what happens, we have to stay together."
• (Bradley Whitford) "f***."
• (Sitterson) "Calm down. Watch the master work."
• (Chris Hemsworth) "This isn't right."
• (Jesse Williams) "What? What's the matter?"
• (Chris Hemsworth) "This isn't right. We should split up. We can cover more ground that way."
• (Jesse Williams) "Yeah. Yeah, good idea."
• (Fran Kranz) "Really?"
• (Chris Hemsworth) "You guys, you guys, get in your rooms."
• (Bradley Whitford) "Lock 'em in."

• (Chris Hemsworth) "What is this? What are these? What are you doing with these?"
• (Anna Hutchison) "Okay. I get it. I'll leave them --"
• (Chris Hemsworth) "No. Who gave you these? Who taught you about these?"
• (Anna Hutchison) "I learned it from you. Okay? I learned them from watching you."

Tim de Zarn as Mordecai

• (Tim de Zarn) "Don't take this lightly, boy. It wasn't all by your 'numbers'; the Fool nearly derailed the invocation with his insolence. Your futures are murky; you'd do well to heed my; I'm still on speakerphone, aren't I?"
• (Bradley Whitford) "No. You're not. I promise."
• (Tim de Zarn) "Yes I am. Who is that? Who's laughing?"

Kristen Connolly as Dana

• (Kristen Connolly) "I'm so sorry I almost shot you. I probably wouldn't have."
• (Fran Kranz) "Hey, shh, no. I totally get it. I'm sorry I let you get attacked by a werewolf and then ended the world."

• (Kristen Connolly) "An army of nightmares, huh? Let's get this party started."

• (Kristen Connolly) "I don't think Curt even has a cousin."

• (Kristen Connolly) "Me? The virgin?"
• (The Director) "We work with what we have."

Brian J. White as Daniel Truman

• (Brian J. White) "They're like something from a nightmare."
• (Amy Acker) "No, they're something nightmares are from."

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