The Cadillac Quotes

The Cadillac is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . The Cadillac completed its run in 1970.

The Cadillac Quotes

• (Helen) "Morty, what d'you have to open this box for?, There's already a box of cookies open."
• (Morty) "I wanted a Chip Ahoy."
• (Helen) "I don't like all these open boxes."
• (Morty) "Look, I got a few good years left. If I want a Chip Ahoy, I'm having it."

• (Marisa Tomei) "Have I told you how much I love you today?"
• (George Costanza) "Not in the last fifteen minutes."
• (Marisa Tomei) "Well, I do love you very much."
• (George Costanza) "And I love you, Marisa."
• (Marisa Tomei) "Well then, c'mon, get dressed. We're going to be late for the premiere."

• (Jerry Seinfeld) "Well, what d'you think?"
• (Morty) "Look at this. Look at this. You bought a Cadillac?"
• (Jerry Seinfeld) "I bought it for you. It's yours."
• (Morty) "You what? You bought me a Cadillac?"
• (Jerry Seinfeld) "I bought you a Cadillac, here you go."
• (Helen) "Are you out of your mind?"
• (Jerry Seinfeld) "What?"
• (Morty) "You don't want it? Are you kidding?"
• (Helen) "He's not buying us a Cadillac."
• (Morty) "What are you, nuts?"
• (Helen) "It's a very nice gesture Jerry, but take it back."
• (Morty) "Can you believe this?"
• (Helen) "I'm not letting him buy us a Cadillac. He hasn't got that kind of money."

• (Herb) "Building A. Are you for, or against, the motion to impeach?"
• (Ralph) "What does that mean?"
• (Herb) "It means, if you're for the motion, you're against Morty"
• (Ralph) "So why don't you say that?"
• (Herb) "Hey, I'm running the meeting"
• (Ralph) "If you think so"
• (Herb) "Building A?"
• (Bldg 'A') "For impeachment"
• (Herb) "Building B?"
• (Bldg 'B') "Against impeachment"
• (Herb) "Building C?"
• (Bldg 'C') "For impeachment"
• (Herb) "Building D?"
• (Mrs. Choate) "Against impeachment"
• (Jack Klompus) "I can't believe you got that old bag."
• (Mrs. Choate) "It's him, It's your son. Now I know where I saw him. He stole my marble rye"
• (Morty) "My son never stole anything. He's a good boy"
• (Ralph) "They should lock him up"
• (Mrs. Choate) "Like father, like son. I change my vote, I vote to impeach."
• (Bldg 'B') "Me too. I change my vote"
• (Herb) "All those in favour, say aye."
• (Bldg 'C') "AYE."
• (Herb) "All opposed?"
• (Herb) "The ayes have it. The motion passes."

• (Jack Klompus) "Bernie, look who's eating at six o'clock. Your suddenly well-to-do president. But, you enjoy your last meal in office. Tomorrow, they kick you out, you'll have plenty of time to drive around in your Cadillac"
• (Morty) "They're not kicking me out. You don't have the votes"
• (Jack Klompus) "That's what you think"
• (Morty) "We'll see"
• (Jack Klompus) "Yes we will"

• (George Costanza) "Elaine, it's me, George"
• (Elaine) "George. How come you're whispering?"
• (George Costanza) "Never mind, never mind. I need you to do me a favour. Uhm, remember what we were talking about at the coffee shop earlier?"
• (Elaine) "No."
• (George Costanza) "Think, a second. You know, your friend was talking about me and, you know --"
• (Elaine) "Ech, George, I have no idea what you're talking about."
• (George Costanza) "The actress"
• (Elaine) "What?"
• (George Costanza) "MARISA TOMEI."
• (Susan Biddle Ross) "What?"
• (George Costanza) "Uh, ah, nothing, Nothing."

• (Morty) "Alright, are you ready to eat?"
• (Helen) "Oh, right, let's go. Jerry, let's go, it's time to eat. We're going to dinner."
• (Jerry Seinfeld) "Dinner? What time is it?"
• (Helen) "It's 4:30"
• (Jerry Seinfeld) "4:30? Who eats dinner at 4:30?"
• (Morty) "By the time we sit down, it'll be quarter to 5."
• (Jerry Seinfeld) "I don't understand why we have to eat now."
• (Helen) "We gotta catch the early-bird. It's only between 4:30 and 6."
• (Morty) "Yeah. They give you a tenderloin, a salad and a baked potato, for $4.95. You know what that cost you after 6?"
• (Jerry Seinfeld) "Can't we eat at a decent hour? I'll treat, okay?"
• (Helen) "You're not buying us dinner."
• (Jerry Seinfeld) "I'm not force-feeding myself a steak at 4:30 to save a couple of bucks, I'll tell you that."

• (Susan Biddle Ross) "Hey. What're you watching?"
• (Susan Biddle Ross) "Only You? That's another Marisa Tomei movie, and you've seen that one too."
• (Susan Biddle Ross) "What, do you have a thing for her?"
• (George Costanza) "Yeah, yeah. I have a thing for Marisa Tomei. Like she would ever go out with a short, stocky, bald man."
• (George Costanza) "Hu hu, ha ha. Like that's her type. Huh. She's an Oscar winner."
• (George Costanza) "He heh. Besides, I don't even know her. It's not like anyone's trying to fix us up. Who, who would try and fix me up with Marisa Tomei?"
• (Susan Biddle Ross) "What are you talking about?"

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