The Campaign (film) Quotes

The Campaign (film) is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . The Campaign stopped airing in 1970.

It features Jay Roach, and Adam McKay; Will Ferrell; Zach Galifianakis as producer, Theodore Shapiro (composer) in charge of musical score, and Jim Denault as head of cinematography.

The Campaign (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Campaign (film) is 85 minutes long. The Campaign (film) is distributed by Warner Bros..

The cast includes: Zach Galifianakis as Marty Huggins, Will Ferrell as Cam Brady, Jason Sudeikis as Mitch, Kya Haywood as Dylan Huggins, Jack McBrayer as Mr. Mendenhall, Jack McBrayer as Mrs. Mendenhall, Brian Cox as Raymond Huggins, Dylan McDermott as Tim Wattley, Grant Goodman as Clay Huggins, John Lithgow as Glenn Motch, and Dan Aykroyd as Wade Motch.

The Campaign (film) Quotes

Zach Galifianakis as Marty Huggins

• (Zach Galifianakis) "Well, I'll tell you this. I'll make you proud. I will. I'll make you; I'll make you real proud."
• (Brian Cox) "I'd say there's mathematically zero chance of that happening. Your brother Tripp is a bull's-eye. But you look like Richard Simmons just crapped out a god**** hobbit."
• (Zach Galifianakis) "Dad, if you're still holding a grudge because I wore Crocs to Mom's funeral -- like I've told you a thousand times, I'm sorry. Mom would've wanted it that way. She was casual."

• (Zach Galifianakis) "Bring your brooms cause it's a mess."

Jason Sudeikis as Mitch

• (Jason Sudeikis) "What's it all about?"
• (Will Ferrell) "America, Jesus, freedom."

Kya Haywood as Dylan Huggins

• (Kya Haywood) "I put a firefly in my butthole."
• (Zach Galifianakis) "Why?"
• (Kya Haywood) "So I could see my farts glow."

Will Ferrell as Cam Brady

• (Will Ferrell) "You get my son to call you daddy. I f*** your wife."

• (Will Ferrell) "Cam Brady: I Crapped Gold."

• (Will Ferrell) "People are taking this thing entirely out of context."
• (Jason Sudeikis) "No. You did punch that baby."
• (Will Ferrell) "Is anyone asking how my hand feels after punching that iron like jaw of that baby? I can barely make a fist."

• (Will Ferrell) "Because Filipino tilt-a-whirl operators are our nation's backbone."

• (Will Ferrell) "You know the difference between you mum and a washing machine? The washing machine does not follow me around when I dump a load in it."

• (Will Ferrell) "My heart is pounding. Like a phone book in a dryer."

• (Will Ferrell) "By being in the same room as that machine, the kids became consenting adults. And this is 2012, who still has an answering machine in this day and age? In my lifetime, I have made over 100,000 phone calls and maybe 1,000 of them are obscene. That's a very small percentage."

• (Will Ferrell) "He spilled the venom from my blood. It's a miracle."

• (Will Ferrell) "Push it."
• (Jason Sudeikis) "Push it."
• (Zach Galifianakis) "Push it, push it real good?"

• (Will Ferrell) "Hey Shana. It's congressman Cam Brady here. I just stepped away from a family dinner to tell you I wish I wasn't eating fried steak. I wish I was eating Shana p*****. Seriously, baby, you get me so hard my dick presses against my zipper and it hurts like a motherf***er. What else? Oh, hey, I got your parents tickets to The Producers. And, oh, yeah, let's do something crazy weird next time like lick each other's buttholes in a Denny's bathroom. All right, I gotta go. Cam Brady in '012."

• (Will Ferrell) "I heard your nickname was Tickles***s in high school, I'm gonna see if it's true."
• (Dylan McDermott) "Don't you dare s*** your pants, Marty."

John Lithgow as Glenn Motch

• (John Lithgow) "I tried to kill you in your sleep."
• (Dan Aykroyd) "Huh?"

Dylan McDermott as Tim Wattley

• (Dylan McDermott) "I'm here to make you not suck."

Jack McBrayer as Mr. Mendenhall

• (Jack McBrayer) "Jesus would give him a Tongue-Lashing -- Not like the one he requested --"

• (Jack McBrayer) "I run a meth lab out of the kids' tree house."
• (Jack McBrayer) "I'm your twin sister."

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