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The Carpet Quotes

The Carpet is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . The Carpet stopped airing in 1970.

The Carpet Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "You know, I'm starting to think that what happened in my office was an act of terrorism. It's the only thing that makes any sense."
  • (Unnamed) "I am a big Fear Factor fan. Um -- I'm a big fan of anything Joe Rogan does, actually."
  • (Unnamed) "-- Hey guys, somebody making soup?"
  • (Unnamed) "You know, it would probably be best if the person responsible would just come forward and accept their punishment."
  • (Unnamed) "All right, you're all going to be punished."
  • (Unnamed) "What's our punishment?"
  • (Unnamed) "You're all in time-out. Just sit there quietly."
  • (Unnamed) "Nooooooooo."
  • (Unnamed) "I am a victim of a hate crime. I think Stanley knows what I'm talking about."
  • (Unnamed) "That's not what a hate crime is."
  • (Unnamed) "Well, I hated it. A lot."
  • (Unnamed) "Do you remember Ed Truck?"
  • (Unnamed) "Sure, he hired me. How's he doing?"
  • (Unnamed) "How would I know?"
  • (Unnamed) "I thought you might."
  • (Unnamed) "My biggest fear is turning into him."
  • (Unnamed) "Michael, you should have much bigger fears than that."
  • (Unnamed) "I wasn't talking literally Creed. Yeah, being buried alive would be worse. Happy? Why am I talking to you?"

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