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The Charmings Quotes

The Charmings is a Fantasy television Situation comedy that appeared on TV in 1987 on American Broadcasting Company. The Charmings stopped airing in 1988.

The Charmings aired for 2 seasons and 21 (1 unaired) episodes. It features Danny Kallis as producer, and Ray Colcord as composer. The Charmings is executive produced by Prudence Fraser.

The Charmings is recorded in English language and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Charmings is 22-24 minutes long. The Charmings is produced by Sternin & Fraser Ink and distributed by Columbia TriStar Domestic Television (2001).

The Charmings Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "Has anyone ever told you that you are a cold, heartless woman?"
  • (Unnamed) "Yes, but I never tire of hearing it."
  • (Unnamed) "Cinderella always has a happy ending, and so do Snow White and Prince Charming"
  • (Unnamed) "You mean we can all go back to the Enchanted Forrest?"
  • (Unnamed) "Of course, I have my pumpkin coach right outside."
  • (Unnamed) "Snow, did you hear that?"
  • (Unnamed) "We can go home."
  • (Unnamed) "Now everyone hurry and pack because the coach turns into a pumpkin at the stroke of 11."
  • (Unnamed) "I thought it was midnight?"
  • (Unnamed) "That's EFT "Enchanted Forest Time""
  • (Unnamed) "After the game these guys usually go out together, they drink beer, eat pizza, tell off color jokes, and have belching contests."
  • (Unnamed) "Why?"
  • (Unnamed) "It's what they call male bonding."
  • (Unnamed) "Well, Eric will just have to bond another time because he told me he's coming to my meeting."
  • (Unnamed) "Honey, none of the husbands go to these things. What makes you think you're married to the only prince?"
  • (Unnamed) "Trust me."
  • (Unnamed) "Mother's spells run hot and cold. Maybe she is going through the change?"
  • (Unnamed) "How dare she insult my witchcraft. Oh, is it hot in here?"
  • (Unnamed) "Well, Lillian, let's examine the evidence first. You get us stuck here, now you've brought Cinderella. Next I suppose it will be Goldilocks and The Three Bears, then what are you going to do?"
  • (Unnamed) "We'll buy some porridge -- OK?"
  • (Unnamed) "Perhaps now you realize that good will overcome evil."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, blow it out your wand."
  • (Unnamed) "They're not going to intimidate me, they're not going to intimidate me, they're not going to intimidate me."
  • (Unnamed) "Next."
  • (Unnamed) "You can't do anything to me, I've done nothing wrong."
  • (Unnamed) "I hear that all the time. When it comes to tax fraud, everyone swears they're "lilly white.""
  • (Unnamed) "But I am Lilly White."
  • (Unnamed) "Sure, sure, sure. Now sit down."
  • (Unnamed) "I'm warning you, I'm a witch."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, yeah? So is my wife. Now, you say you're self employed. Doing what?"
  • (Unnamed) "Doing this."
  • (Unnamed) "Not bad. But I saw that on a Bud Light commercial."
  • (Unnamed) "Any other dependents?"
  • (Unnamed) "Tough room."
  • (Unnamed) "Now look, lady, I've been doing this for 22 years. I've seen it all, I've heard it all. Now where did you get the money?"
  • (Unnamed) "I tapped into the credit system through my magic mirror."
  • (Unnamed) "Ok, I haven't heard it all."
  • (Unnamed) "Have I ever told you how I met your mother, son?"
  • (Unnamed) "A million times. Grandma gave Mom a poison apple, you rode along on your white horse and kissed her, and woke her up."
  • (Unnamed) "Honey, somehow it sounds better when you tell it."
  • (Unnamed) "You left out the best part, that's how I've awakened her ever since."
  • (Unnamed) "Why don't you get an alarm clock like everyone else."
  • (Unnamed) "Luther, guess what I am getting Snow for our anniversary?"
  • (Unnamed) "Wall to wall carpeting?"
  • (Unnamed) "No, we're getting a car."
  • (Unnamed) "All right. A new set of wheels."
  • (Unnamed) "No not just the wheels, the whole thing. This is going to be the best anniversary ever. Right, Snow?"
  • (Unnamed) "Oh Eric, what about what mother said?"
  • (Unnamed) "Honey, I would much rather get you a car than a muzzle."
  • (Unnamed) "No. About when it comes to cars, you don't know diddly."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, that. Honey don't worry. You know it's like making any decision, you get some good solid advice from someone you know you can trust."
  • (Unnamed) "Like who?"
  • (Unnamed) "Need help buying a car? Then see me, Abraham Jones, AKA "Honest Abe." The honest used car salesman. Don't be a slave to that old jalopy, let me emancipate you into a beautiful new used car. Take it from me, "Honest Abe." Why, if I can't give you the best deal in town, I'll eat a log cabin."
  • (Unnamed) "Honey, I think we found our man."
  • (Unnamed) "Fairy Godmother, I really want to go home."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, stop your whining and go look for your shoes."

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