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The Couch (Seinfeld) Quotes

The Couch (Seinfeld) is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . The Couch stopped airing in 1970.

The Couch (Seinfeld) Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "And what is his stand on abortion?"
  • (Unnamed) "What?"
  • (Unnamed) "What is his stand -- on abortion?"
  • (Unnamed) "Well, I'm sure he's pro-choice."
  • (Unnamed) "How do you know?"
  • (Unnamed) "Because he -- Well -- He's just so good-looking."
  • (Unnamed) "Well, you should probably ask. Because if he's gonna be coming over with those Pokeno's Pizzas -- could be trouble."
  • (Unnamed) "K-Kramer, what is this?"
  • (Unnamed) "What is what?"
  • (Unnamed) "This puddle on my sofa."
  • (Unnamed) "What puddle?"
  • (Unnamed) "That puddle."
  • (Unnamed) "-- I don't know."
  • (Unnamed) "Is it? -- Could it? -- Could he have? -- IT IS --. POPPIE PEED ON MY SOFA."
  • (Unnamed) "Are you sure?"
  • (Unnamed) "Well, what is it then? -- My new sofa. Poppie peed on my new sofa."

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