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The Craft (film) Quotes

The Craft (film) is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . The Craft stopped airing in 1970.

It features Douglas Wick as producer, Graeme Revell in charge of musical score, and Alexander Gruszynski as head of cinematography.

The Craft (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Craft (film) is 101 minutes long. The Craft (film) is distributed by Columbia Pictures.

The cast includes: Fairuza Balk as Nancy, Neve Campbell as Bonnie, Rachel True as Rochelle, Robin Tunney as Sarah, Skeet Ulrich as Chris, Helen Shaver as Grace, Christine Taylor as Laura Lizzie, Cliff DeYoung as Mr. Bailey, Assumpta Serna as Lirio, and Breckin Meyer as Mitt.

The Craft (film) Quotes

Fairuza Balk as Nancy

  • (Fairuza Balk) "Have you ever heard of invoking the spirit? It's when you call him -- Manon. It's like -- it's like you take him into you. It's like he fills you. He takes everything that's gone wrong in your life and makes it all better again."
  • (Robin Tunney) "Nothing makes everything all better again."
  • (Fairuza Balk) "Maybe not for you --"
  • (Fairuza Balk) "Can you guys tell me what color that light is?"
  • (Robin Tunney) "It's red."
  • (Fairuza Balk) "Doesn't red mean stop?"
  • (Neve Campbell) "Yeah, red means stop."
  • (Robin Tunney) "It's like what Lirio was talking about; throwing things out of balance. I know you guys think we're getting what we want now, but it's going to come back to us, threefold."
  • (Neve Campbell) "Ohh."
  • (Fairuza Balk) "Are we actually having a theological conversation here. I mean it's fun, it's scary. I mean, who gives a s***?"
  • (Robin Tunney) "What do you guys think?"
  • (Fairuza Balk) "They don't think"
  • (Rachel True) "Bitch."
  • (Fairuza Balk) "And stop trying to win them over, because it won't work."
  • (Rachel True) "I'm not trying to win them over, you're paranoid."
  • (Fairuza Balk) "I'm paranoid? I'm not paranoid."
  • (Fairuza Balk) "Will you guys shut up."
  • (Fairuza Balk) "You want in or do you want to leave this circle? Just tell me right now."
  • (Robin Tunney) "Why does it always have to be that way with you Nancy?"
  • (Fairuza Balk) "Because that's the way it is."
  • (Robin Tunney) "All I'm saying is, I think you should think."
  • (Robin Tunney) "Add I don't want out."
  • (Robin Tunney) "One of these times, the light's not gonna be green, Nancy."
  • (Fairuza Balk) "Hail to the guardians of the watchtowers of the East, the powers of air and invention. Hear me. Us. Hear us."
  • (Neve Campbell) "Hail to the guardians of the watchtowers of the South, the powers of fire and feeling. Hear us."
  • (Rachel True) "Hail to the guardians of the watchtowers of the West, powers of water and intuition. Hear us."
  • (Robin Tunney) "Hail to the guardians of the watchtowers of the North, by the powers of mother and earth. Hear us."
  • (Fairuza Balk) "Aid us in our magical workings on this May's eve."
  • (Fairuza Balk) "Serpent of old, ruler of the deep. Guardian of the bitter sea. Show us your glory. Show us your power. We pray of thee, we pray of thee. We invoke thee."
  • (Fairuza Balk) "What's going on? Why aren't you dead?"
  • (Robin Tunney) "Manon. He came to me. Saved me. Oh, and by the way. He wanted me to give you a message. You're in big s***. He says you've abused the gifts that he's given you, and now you're going to have to pay the price."
  • (Fairuza Balk) "What's going on?"
  • (Robin Tunney) "Where did Bonnie and Rochelle go? They just ran out of here without even saying good-bye. That's bad manners."
  • (Driver) "Girls watch out for the weirdos."
  • (Fairuza Balk) "We are the weirdos, mister."
  • (Fairuza Balk) "You know, in the old days, if a witch betrayed her coven, they would kill her."
  • (Fairuza Balk) "What's up with that?"
  • (Robin Tunney) "I slit my wrists."
  • (Neve Campbell) "What you'd do it with?"
  • (Robin Tunney) "A-a kitchen knife."
  • (Neve Campbell) "You even did it the right way."
  • (Robin Tunney) "Yeah --"
  • (Fairuza Balk) "PUNK ROCK. Let's go."
  • (Rachel True) "The right way? How do you know the right way?"
  • (Neve Campbell) "Shut up Rochelle."
  • (Rachel True) "Well how do you know?"
  • (Fairuza Balk) "I'm gonna go play."
  • (Fairuza Balk) "I drink of my sisters, and I take into myself -- all the power of Manon."
  • (Robin Tunney) "That's all?"
  • (Fairuza Balk) "What's wrong with your scars, Sarah?"
  • (Robin Tunney) "It isn't real."
  • (Fairuza Balk) "Then why are you still bleeding? Run. Run to your up room like a little coward you are. She's so pathetic."
  • (Fairuza Balk) "You know, if I were as pathetic as you are, I would have killed myself ages ago. You should get on with it."
  • (Fairuza Balk) "He comes on to anything with tits, Sarah."
  • (Neve Campbell) "Except me."
  • (Robin Tunney) "I'm not watching him."
  • (Fairuza Balk) "He spreads disease."
  • (Fairuza Balk) "I speak from personal experience."
  • (Fairuza Balk) "HE'S A JERK."
  • (Fairuza Balk) "So hot-stuff how did it go?"
  • (Robin Tunney) "How did what go?"
  • (Fairuza Balk) "Your date with Chris."
  • (Rachel True) "Chris already told everybody."
  • (Robin Tunney) "Told everybody what?"
  • (Neve Campbell) "That you guys "did it"."
  • (Robin Tunney) "But we didn't -- do it."
  • (Fairuza Balk) "Well then he was just trying to save-face because he's going around the whole school saying that you were the "lousiest lay he's EVER had" and coming from him that's pretty bad."
  • (Robin Tunney) "UH UH."
  • (Rachel True) "He said the same stuff about Nancy."
  • (Fairuza Balk) "Told you he was a jerk."

Neve Campbell as Bonnie

  • (Neve Campbell) "So does stuff like tonight happen to you a lot?"
  • (Robin Tunney) "No. Not like that."
  • (Robin Tunney) "Other -- stuff."
  • (Rachel True) "Where did you learn it?"
  • (Robin Tunney) "I don't know."
  • (Neve Campbell) "A natural witch."
  • (Neve Campbell) "The almanac says today will bring an arrival or something."
  • (Fairuza Balk) "Yeah, wonderful. I'm getting my rag."
  • (Neve Campbell) "A new wholeness and with it a new balance, earth air, fire, water -- maybe it's our fourth."
  • (Fairuza Balk) "We don't need a fourth."
  • (Neve Campbell) "Nancy, We need someone to call the corners; North, South, East, and West."
  • (Rachel True) "Four would make a circle"
  • (Fairuza Balk) "Maybe she could be our fourth?"
  • (Fairuza Balk) "I love a woman in uniform."
  • (Neve Campbell) "The car hit him, and we made it happen."
  • (Fairuza Balk) "Maybe, maybe not."
  • (Neve Campbell) "Definitely. I thought to myself, "it's going to hit him"."
  • (Rachel True) "I thought it too."
  • (Fairuza Balk) "Well, I did too --"
  • (Neve Campbell) "Sarah, did you think it?"
  • (Robin Tunney) "Yeah."
  • (Neve Campbell) "Then that's it, Sarah's the forth. North, South, East, and West; we can make things happen. This is it, this is real."
  • (Fairuza Balk) "s***."
  • (Neve Campbell) "Hi."
  • (Neve Campbell) "Don't be shy honey. Nice ass."
  • (Rachel True) "Bonnie."
  • (Neve Campbell) "What? He has a cute butt."
  • (Robin Tunney) "You're a slut."
  • (Rachel True) "Maybe you should ask him out."
  • (Robin Tunney) "You know it."
  • (Neve Campbell) "Yeah, "Hey, I like your butt. Do you want to have dinner?""
  • (Neve Campbell) "Now is the time. This is the hour. Ours is the magic. Ours is the power. Now is the time. This is the hour. Ours is the magic. Ours is the power"
  • (Neve Campbell) "Some of these football dicks make their girlfriends come and watch them practice as if it's interesting."

Skeet Ulrich as Chris

  • (Skeet Ulrich) "You're just jealous."
  • (Fairuza Balk) "Jealous? Jealous? You don't even exist to me. You don't exist. You are nothing. You are s***. You don't exist. The only way you know how to treat women is by treating them like whores. Well, you're the whore. And this is gonna stop. Do you understand. Do you understand what I'm saying? Hmm?"
  • (Skeet Ulrich) "I'm sorry."
  • (Fairuza Balk) "Oh, he's sorry. He's sorry, he's sorry, he's sorry, he's sorry, he's sorry."
  • (Fairuza Balk) "Sorry, my ass."
  • (Skeet Ulrich) "Sara?"
  • (Robin Tunney) "Yeah?"
  • (Skeet Ulrich) "Nevermind."
  • (Neve Campbell) "It's working."
  • (Robin Tunney) "That or he's gone completely crazy."
  • (Skeet Ulrich) "I wanna apologize for those guys in French. They're assholes."
  • (Robin Tunney) "Yeah well, you know what they say. You are who you hang with."
  • (Skeet Ulrich) "Yeah right -- wait, did you just call me an asshole?"
  • (Robin Tunney) "Sorry, my defenses are up. People here have been really rude to me."
  • (Skeet Ulrich) "Sarah, come on, I mean -- you look like you need to talk to somebody anyway."
  • (Robin Tunney) "How do you know what I look like? We're talking on the phone."
  • (Skeet Ulrich) "Why didn't you answer the phone?"
  • (Robin Tunney) "It's three in the morning Chris."
  • (Skeet Ulrich) "Oh. Yeah, I guess that's a good reason -- hey, you know, I was thinking we should move in together."
  • (Robin Tunney) "I don't think I'm ready for that level of commitment."
  • (Skeet Ulrich) "Oh. Sarah, I can't stop thinking about you. I can't eat, I can't sleep. I think I love you. I've never loved anyone before -- well, except for my mom and this little puppy I had when I was little --"

Cliff DeYoung as Mr. Bailey

  • (Cliff DeYoung) "You can wait, i mean until you get a school uniform. You don't have to go now."
  • (Robin Tunney) "I can't stay home and watch daytime television for the rest of my life."
  • (Cliff DeYoung) "Why not? I could."

Robin Tunney as Sarah

  • (Robin Tunney) "I need help to undo a love spell."
  • (Assumpta Serna) "When you open a flood gate, how can you undo it? You unleash something with a spell. There is no undoing; it must run it's course."
  • (Fairuza Balk) "You should let him suffer."
  • (Assumpta Serna) "It's not for you to judge suffering."
  • (Robin Tunney) "Oh, did I frighten you? I'm sorry."
  • (Robin Tunney) "Relax -- it's only magic. Now who's pathetic?"
  • (Robin Tunney) "You know I've never read anything about this stuff before. I mean, I don't follow it."
  • (Assumpta Serna) "Maybe you are a natural witch. Your power comes from within."
  • (Robin Tunney) "By the power of three times three, make them see, make them see."
  • (Robin Tunney) "When I started hanging out with them I was almost relieved -- I didn't have many close friends in San Francisco. It just felt really nice to belong."
  • (Robin Tunney) "I disagreed with them once and they turned their backs on me. That's not friendship."
  • (Robin Tunney) "You guy's are really into all this?"
  • (Neve Campbell) "Sort of."
  • (Robin Tunney) "What's wrong with her?"
  • (Rachel True) "Her spell's not working."
  • (Neve Campbell) "What spell?"
  • (Rachel True) "I don't know. She doesn't want to be white trash anymore. I told her, "You're white honey. Just get over it.""
  • (Robin Tunney) "He wanted me to give you a message: you're in deep s***. He says you've abused what he's given you and now you have to pay the price."
  • (Fairuza Balk) "Did he?"
  • (Robin Tunney) "He did."
  • (Robin Tunney) "Laura really has split ends."
  • (Rachel True) "Really?"
  • (Robin Tunney) "I guess this confirms she's not a natural blonde."
  • (Rachel True) "Bleach."
  • (Rachel True) "What do you think will happen to Laura?"
  • (Robin Tunney) "I don't know. If she leaves you alone, nothing will happen to her. Nothing good."
  • (Robin Tunney) "Hey, Chris. f*** you."
  • (Skeet Ulrich) "Nah."
  • (Breckin Meyer) "But I will."
  • (Breckin Meyer) "She's gonna cry, then I'm gonna cry, and we're all gonna cry."
  • (Robin Tunney) "This is to feel/This is to be/Shape and form it/For all to see"
  • (Robin Tunney) "By the power of three times three/As I will it/So shall it be."
  • (Rachel True) "What?"
  • (Robin Tunney) "My eyes are brown."
  • (Neve Campbell) "Oh."
  • (Robin Tunney) "They're usually green."
  • (Neve Campbell) "Oh."
  • (Fairuza Balk) "You can do that with contacts."
  • (Neve Campbell) "Yeah, but it's good. I mean, it suits you."
  • (Rachel True) "Subtle."
  • (Rachel True) "but good."
  • (Robin Tunney) "You want something bigger?"
  • (Fairuza Balk) "I want bigger."
  • (Robin Tunney) "Did you tell your friends?"
  • (Skeet Ulrich) "What?"
  • (Robin Tunney) "That you're a lying sack of s***."
  • (Skeet Ulrich) "No -- b-but I will."
  • (Robin Tunney) "You take your index finger and your middle finger and put it under her like this"
  • (Robin Tunney) "Now you have to imagine that she's incredibly light; like she's made of air."
  • (Neve Campbell) "Is that her whole body or just her head?"
  • (Rachel True) "Cow."
  • (Robin Tunney) "Guys, concentrate or it's not gonna work."
  • (Fairuza Balk) "I think I sprained my finger."
  • (Rachel True) "Shut up."
  • (Robin Tunney) "Guys, focus. Ready?"
  • (Neve Campbell) "Light as a feather, stiff as a board. Light as a feather, stiff as a board"
  • (Robin Tunney) "Holy s***."
  • (Rachel True) "You guys, it's not working."
  • (Rachel True) "Wow."
  • (Robin Tunney) "Shut up or you're gonna fall."
  • (Rachel True) "How do I get down? Whose got the instructions?"
  • (Robin Tunney) "Just concentrate."
  • (Rachel True) "Ow. My butt."
  • (Robin Tunney) "I hate it; it's always getting screwed up. It's like -- sometimes I'll -- I'll want it to rain, and a pipe will burst in my bedroom, and it'll just get flooded"
  • (Fairuza Balk) "Yeah right."
  • (Robin Tunney) "No, really. Or I'll want it just to be quiet and I'll wish for it and wish for it, and I'll go deaf for three days straight."

Assumpta Serna as Lirio

  • (Assumpta Serna) "Are you going to pay for those?"
  • (Robin Tunney) "Uh-huh."
  • (Assumpta Serna) "You're not like your friends."
  • (Assumpta Serna) "You can defeat those who challenge you, but you must surrender yourself to the higher power."
  • (Assumpta Serna) "You must invoke the spirit."
  • (Robin Tunney) "But it made Nancy crazy."
  • (Assumpta Serna) "She takes it to a dark place."
  • (Assumpta Serna) "Don't be afraid."
  • (Assumpta Serna) "Sarah, you have a tremendous light inside you -- more so than any witch I've ever known. You must not be afraid."
  • (Robin Tunney) "I can't control it. I always end up hurting someone."
  • (Assumpta Serna) "Do you hear the voice of your mother?"
  • (Robin Tunney) "What about her?"
  • (Assumpta Serna) "She's telling you to be strong. She was a witch too, of course. Didn't you know?"
  • (Robin Tunney) "No."
  • (Assumpta Serna) "True magic is neither black, nor white; it's both because nature is both. Loving and cruel, all at the same time."
  • (Assumpta Serna) "The only good or bad is in the heart of the witch. Life keeps a balance on its own. You understand?"
  • (Rachel True) "Not really."
  • (Assumpta Serna) "Well, then understand this: whatever you send out there you get back times three."
  • (Rachel True) "Wait, we didn't read that in any book."
  • (Assumpta Serna) "No, it's part of a basic spiritual truth. Said in many ways in many faiths: "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you"."

Christine Taylor as Laura Lizzie

  • (Christine Taylor) "Ow. You pulled my hair out."
  • (Robin Tunney) "Sorry, I thought I saw a bug. They have shampoo for that, you know."
  • (Christine Taylor) "Stupid bitch."
  • (Christine Taylor) "Oh God look, there is a pubic hair in my brush. Oh no wait, wait. That's just one of Rochelle's little nappy hairs."
  • (Rachel True) "Why are you doing this to me, Laura? Do you think you're funny?"
  • (Christine Taylor) "You really wanna know why?"
  • (Rachel True) "Yes, I really wanna know why."
  • (Christine Taylor) "Because I don't like negroids."

Breckin Meyer as Mitt

  • (Breckin Meyer) "You know this is L.A. We should be learning Mexican or something."
  • (Skeet Ulrich) "That would be Spanish, genius."

Rachel True as Rochelle

  • (Rachel True) "Sarah?"
  • (Neve Campbell) "Hi Sarah, how are you?"
  • (Robin Tunney) "Good, then again I can sleep at night so -- how are you."
  • (Rachel True) "We -- want to apologize. We feel really bad about --"
  • (Robin Tunney) "Trying to kill me?"
  • (Rachel True) "You guys, maybe he'll really listen to us now."
  • (Robin Tunney) "Who?"
  • (Rachel True) "Manon."
  • (Robin Tunney) "What's that? That's like God?"
  • (Neve Campbell) "No. Man invented God. This is much older then that."
  • (Robin Tunney) "Do you guys worship the devil?"
  • (Fairuza Balk) "No. It's like God and the Devil. I mean, it's everything. It's the trees, it's the ground, it's the rocks, it's the moon -- it's everything."
  • (Robin Tunney) "It's nature."
  • (Fairuza Balk) "If God and the Devil were playing football, Manon would be the stadium that they played on. It would be the sun that shone down on them."
  • (Rachel True) "All these songs are by Connie Francis."
  • (Helen Shaver) "Yeah, isn't that great? Since I was a little girl all I've wanted in life was a jukebox that played nothing but Connie Francis records."
  • (Neve Campbell) "That's great."
  • (Rachel True) "Who's Connie Francis?"
  • (Helen Shaver) "Who's Connie Francis? Honey, listen and learn. Connie Francis."
  • (Rachel True) "It's working. check it out; her spell is working. Oh my god, Nancy, would you look?"

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