The Crew (2000 film) Quotes

The Crew (2000 film) is a television program that first aired in 1970 . The Crew ended in 1970.

It features Barry Sonnenfeld as producer, Steve Bartek in charge of musical score, and Juan Ruiz Anchía as head of cinematography.

The Crew (2000 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Crew (2000 film) is 87 minutes long. The Crew (2000 film) is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

The cast includes: Richard Dreyfuss as Bobby Bartellemeo, Lainie Kazan as Pepper Lowenstein, Dan Hedaya as Mike "The Brick" Donatelli, and Carrie-Anne Moss as Olivia Neal.

The Crew (2000 film) Quotes

Richard Dreyfuss as Bobby Bartellemeo

• (Unnamed) "I thought you said the good times were gonna last forever."
• (Richard Dreyfuss) "I thought we'd be dead by now."

• (Richard Dreyfuss) "Miami Beach. Used to be the average age around here was, like, 82. And then that broad Madonna decides that this is the place to be, and the next thing you know, everywhere you turn, its' women with big breasts, men with big breasts. Breasts are very big here."

• (Richard Dreyfuss) "Here is where the problem started, you see, after sex and this is something we never knew; Ha ha, why would we? Tony "The Mouth" Donato, a guy quieter than an inverted Trappist monk, like to talk."

Dan Hedaya as Mike "The Brick" Donatelli

• (Dan Hedaya) "It was like painting a portrait, like creating a beautiful work of art. Like, uh, Leonardo what-the-f***?"
• (Unnamed) "The guy who did the Mona Lisa?"
• (Dan Hedaya) "Yeah, yeah. That's him."
• (Unnamed) "That's a good drawing --"
• (Dan Hedaya) "It's a very good drawing --"

Lainie Kazan as Pepper Lowenstein

• (Lainie Kazan) "You torched my house?"
• (Dan Hedaya) "We had to make it look like an accident."
• (Lainie Kazan) "Oh my God. That house was going to be featured in Better Home & Gardens."
• (Richard Dreyfuss) "Well, you can still be in Gardens."

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