The D.I. (film) Quotes

The D.I. (film) is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . The D.I. ended its run in 1970.

It features Jack Webb as producer, David Buttolph in charge of musical score, and Edward Colman (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

The D.I. (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The D.I. (film) is 106 minutes long. The D.I. (film) is distributed by Warner Bros..

The D.I. (film) Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Private Owens. Was the sand flea you killed male or female?"
• (Unnamed) "Male, sir."
• (Unnamed) "Then this ain't it. Keep looking."

• (Unnamed) "Out on that drill field yesterday, you people were miserable. You people ain't even a mob. A mob's got a leader. You people are a herd. I'm gonna get me a sheep dog."

• (Unnamed) "If your brains were made of dynamite you couldn't blow your nose."

• (Unnamed) "If you were completely surrounded by an enemy force of five hundred men, what would you do?"
• (Recruit) "Kill 'em, sir."

• (Unnamed) "The next time you jump me, Joey, you make it look like something."

• (Unnamed) "Why don't you take a long walk on a short pier?"

• (Unnamed) "I have a headache, sir."
• (Unnamed) "You don't have a headache. Only your Drill Instructor is allowed to have headaches. I have 72 of them."

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