The Darjeeling Limited Quotes

The Darjeeling Limited is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . The Darjeeling Limited ended in 1970.

It features Wes Anderson, Scott Rudin, Roman Coppola, and Lydia Dean Pilcher as producer, and Robert Yeoman as head of cinematography.

The Darjeeling Limited is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Darjeeling Limited is 91 minutes long. The Darjeeling Limited is distributed by Fox Searchlight Pictures.

The cast includes: Jason Schwartzman as Jack, Adrien Brody as Peter, Amara Karan as Rita, Owen Wilson as Francis, Wallace Wolodarsky as Brendan, Waris Ahluwalia as The Chief Steward, Anjelica Huston as Patricia, Camilla Rutherford as Alice, and Bill Murray as The Businessman.

The Darjeeling Limited Quotes

Jason Schwartzman as Jack

• (Jason Schwartzman) "You wanna read a short story I wrote in France?"
• (Owen Wilson) "How long is it?"
• (Jason Schwartzman) "What?"
• (Owen Wilson) "How long is it?"
• (Jason Schwartzman) "How long is it? Never mind. Forget it."

• (Jason Schwartzman) "What did he say?"
• (Adrien Brody) "He said the train is lost."
• (Jason Schwartzman) "How can a train be lost? It's on rails."

• (Jason Schwartzman) "Stop including me."

• (Jack's Ex-Girlfriend) "Whatever happens in the end, I don't want to lose you as my friend."
• (Jason Schwartzman) "I promise I will never be your friend, no matter what, ever."
• (Jack's Ex-Girlfriend) "If we f***, I'm gonna feel like s*** tomorrow."
• (Jason Schwartzman) "That's okay with me."

• (Jason Schwartzman) "I wonder if the three of us would've been friends in real life. Not as brothers, but as people."

• (Jason Schwartzman) "I think he's still in mourning."
• (Owen Wilson) "Well I probably still am too."

• (Jason Schwartzman) "What do you think he looks like under all that tape and everything?"
• (Adrien Brody) "Well, I don't know about his face, but I think his brain might be pretty traumatized."

Waris Ahluwalia as The Chief Steward

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Adrien Brody as Peter

• (Adrien Brody) "You know, maybe right before whenever you're about to take out your tooth, you should say something like, "Please forgive this." Because, actually, it's kind of --"
• (Owen Wilson) "Can you back away a little? You just spit in my eye."

• (Adrien Brody) "I can't believe you just said that."
• (Owen Wilson) "Why not? It's the truth."
• (Jason Schwartzman) "He didn't really mean it."
• (Camilla Rutherford) "I think you're all equally grief-stricken. Let's just leave it at that."

• (Adrien Brody) "They're playing cricket with a tennis ball."

• (Adrien Brody) "Those Germans are bothering me."

• (Adrien Brody) "Could she be gaslighting you?"
• (Jason Schwartzman) "What's gaslighting?"

• (Adrien Brody) "I'm gonna go pray at another thing."

• (Adrien Brody) "I like how mean you are."
• (Jason Schwartzman) "The characters are all -- Thanks."

• (Adrien Brody) "What about our snake?"
• (Waris Ahluwalia) "It's dead."
• (Adrien Brody) "He killed it?"
• (Jason Schwartzman) "It's got to be against his religion or something."

• (Adrien Brody) "I love the way this country smells. I'll never forget it. It's kind of spicy."

Owen Wilson as Francis

• (Owen Wilson) "Are those Dad's sunglasses?"

• (Owen Wilson) "Let's go get a drink and smoke a cigarette."

• (Owen Wilson) "Ok. Let's check the next itinerary."
• (Adrien Brody) "f*** the itinerary."

• (Owen Wilson) "I guess I've still got a lot of healing to do."
• (Jason Schwartzman) "Gettin' there, though."
• (Adrien Brody) "Anyway, it's definitely going to add a lot of character to you."

• (Owen Wilson) "Look at these assholes."

• (Owen Wilson) "Peter, you can not abandon your wife just because she's pregnant."

• (Owen Wilson) "Let's go have a drink and smoke a cigarette."

• (Owen Wilson) "Those are three thousand dollar loafers."

• (Owen Wilson) "Any questions?"
• (Adrien Brody) "I have one. What happened to your face?"

• (Owen Wilson) "You're the two most important people in the world to me. I've never said that before, but it's true, and I want you both to know it. I love you, Peter"
• (Adrien Brody) "Thank you."
• (Owen Wilson) "I love you, Jack."
• (Jason Schwartzman) "I love you, too."
• (Owen Wilson) "How did it get to this? Why haven't we spoken in a year? Let's make an agreement."
• (Adrien Brody) "To do what?"
• (Jason Schwartzman) "Okay."
• (Owen Wilson) "A: I want us be become brothers again like we used to be and for us to find ourselves and bond with each other. Can we agree to that?"
• (Adrien Brody) "Okay."
• (Adrien Brody) "Yeah."
• (Owen Wilson) "B. I want us to make this trip a spiritual journey where each of us seek the unknown, and we learn about it. Can we agree to that?"
• (Jason Schwartzman) "Sure."
• (Adrien Brody) "I guess so."
• (Owen Wilson) "C. I want us to be completely open and say yes to everything even if it's shocking and painful. Can we agree to that?""
• (Owen Wilson) "Now, I had Brendan make us an itinerary"
• (Adrien Brody) "Who's Brendan?"
• (Owen Wilson) "My new assistant. He's gonna place an updated schedule under our doors every morning of all the spiritual places and temples that we need to see and expedite hotels and transportation and everything."

• (Owen Wilson) "We're invited to the funeral."

• (Owen Wilson) "I only remember certain details, but from what I've been able to reconstruct, it was raining, I was going about 50 miles an hour as I went into a corner, did some wrong steering, wheels went out from me, and suddenly, "Whoo", skidded off the road, slammed into a ditch and got catapulted 50 feet through the air. Little particles of glass and debris were stinging my face as I flew. And for a second, there was just total silence. Just -- Then BAM. The bike crashed to the ground, exploded and caught on fire, and then I smashed into the side of a hill with my face. I was driving home. I live alone right now. Anyway, two joggers ran up and started digging out all the dirt that was jammed inside my mouth and my nose and my ears. My brain had stopped, and my heart had stopped, so technically I was dead at this point. They did all the procedures exactly right, as a result of which I'm still alive."
• (Jason Schwartzman) "Boy."
• (Adrien Brody) "Wow."
• (Owen Wilson) "The first thing I thought of when I woke up was, I wish Peter and Jack were here."

• (Owen Wilson) "Is that Dad's razor?"

• (Owen Wilson) "You don't love me."
• (Adrien Brody) "Yes I do."
• (Jason Schwartzman) "I love you too, but I'm gonna mace you in the face."

• (Owen Wilson) "Where are the savory snacks?"
• (Jason Schwartzman) "What?"
• (Owen Wilson) "Did you just f*** that Indian girl?"

Anjelica Huston as Patricia

• (Anjelica Huston) "Maybe we could express ourselves more fully if we say it without words."
• (Anjelica Huston) "Should we try that?"

• (Anjelica Huston) "He ate one of the sister's brothers."

• (Anjelica Huston) "God Bless You and keep you with Mary's benevolent guidance in the light of Christ's enduring grace. All my love, Your Mother, Sister Patricia Whitman."

• (Anjelica Huston) "It's over."
• (Jason Schwartzman) "Not for us."

Wallace Wolodarsky as Brendan

• (Wallace Wolodarsky) "We haven't located us yet."

• (Wallace Wolodarsky) "Why are your eyes so red?"
• (Owen Wilson) "Why is your head so bald?"

Amara Karan as Rita

• (Amara Karan) "What's wrong with you?"
• (Jason Schwartzman) "Let me think about that. I'll tell you the next time I see you."

• (Amara Karan) "Your crazy. What's your name?"
• (Jason Schwartzman) "Jack, what's yours?"
• (Amara Karan) "Rita."
• (Jason Schwartzman) "You're beautiful."
• (Amara Karan) "Don't come into me."

• (Amara Karan) "I've got to get off this train."
• (Jason Schwartzman) "Thanks for using me."
• (Amara Karan) "You're welcome."

Bill Murray as The Businessman

• (Bill Murray) "That's my train."

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