The Dead Pool Quotes

The Dead Pool is a television program that first aired in 1970 . The Dead Pool completed its run in 1970.

It features David Valdes (producer) as producer, Lalo Schifrin in charge of musical score, and Jack N. Green as head of cinematography.

The Dead Pool is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Dead Pool is 91 minutes long. The Dead Pool is distributed by Warner Bros..

The cast includes: Clint Eastwood as Harry Callahan, Michael Goodwin as Lt. Ackerman, Michael Currie as Capt. Donnelly, Anthony Charnota as Lou Janero, Diego Chairs as Butcher Hicks, Patricia Clarkson as Samantha Walker, Liam Neeson as Peter Swan, David Hunt as Harlan Rook, and Louis Giambalvo as Gus Wheeler.

The Dead Pool Quotes

Liam Neeson as Peter Swan

• (Liam Neeson) "Don't worry, Johnny's like a trained seal. Throw him a fish, he'll perform."

• (Liam Neeson) "This is not a rip-off. It's an homage, you stupid --"

• (Liam Neeson) "Why the f*** are you people harassing me?"

Clint Eastwood as Harry Callahan

• (Clint Eastwood) "Oh you can set yourself into a bonfire and we'll break out the marshmallows and the weenies but you ain't gonna be on News at Eleven."

• (Insp. Al Quan) "It's like I was telling you, Harry. Celebrities, they always die in --"
• (Clint Eastwood) "-- in threes."
• (Insp. Al Quan) "At least the guy went out with --"
• (Clint Eastwood) "-- a bang. Yeah, I know."

• (Clint Eastwood) "Well, opinions are like assholes. Everybody has one."

• (Clint Eastwood) "Ed Butler may be an alias for Rook."
• (Michael Currie) "Harry, where are you going? Harry? Harry."
• (Michael Currie) "That's my car."

• (Clint Eastwood) "You forgot your fortune cookie."
• (Gunman #1) "What?"
• (Clint Eastwood) "It says --"
• (Clint Eastwood) ""You're s*** outta luck.""

• (Clint Eastwood) "She's right. Oh you can set yourself into a bonfire, we'll break out the marshmallows and the weenies, but you ain't gonna be on "News at Eleven"."

• (Clint Eastwood) "f*** with me, buddy, I'll kick your ass so hard you'll have to unbutton your collar to s***."

• (Clint Eastwood) "See that gorilla down there? That's Butcher Hicks -- and he's killed three men. You know how he did it? He tore 'em apart with his teeth. Didn't even find all the pieces -- you might say he has an unhealthy appetite."
• (Anthony Charnota) "So what?"
• (Clint Eastwood) "So Hicks there is my new pen pal. I'm going to be sending him a letter once a week, and I'm going to be telling him how I'm gonna be looking in on his sick mother, and how I'm trying to get him special privileges here at the prison. And you know what's the interesting part? The interesting part is if anything happens to me, and Hicks doesn't get his letter, he's going to be really pissed off, and he's going to come down here and see you because you're the mail man. In fact he'll probably come down here to this post office and cancel your ass like a stamp. So you'd better ensure prompt, courteous delivery, and pray that nothing happens to me."

• (Clint Eastwood) "Do you have any kids, lieutenant?"
• (Michael Goodwin) "Me? No."
• (Clint Eastwood) "Lucky for them."

• (Clint Eastwood) "Do you like cops?"
• (Patricia Clarkson) "As long as they're not in my rearview mirror."

• (Clint Eastwood) "Well, personally I think teaming up with a Chinese American is good for the department's image."

Louis Giambalvo as Gus Wheeler

• (Louis Giambalvo) "You all stay back. Everyone. It's gonna go up. Where's the news crew? You better get them here. I mean it, now."

Michael Currie as Capt. Donnelly

• (Michael Currie) "You know what this is, Callahan? It's a bill for a TV camera and lens. When I told you to stop wrecking our cars, I didn't mean go out and find something else to destroy."
• (Clint Eastwood) "They were interfering with an official investigation, Sir."
• (Michael Goodwin) "Don't give us that. Is this your idea of cooperation with the media?"
• (Clint Eastwood) "Cooperation works two ways, Lieutenant."
• (Michael Goodwin) "Just what is it you have against reporters, Callahan?"
• (Clint Eastwood) "Well some of them are just marvellous people. But others like to walk through a pile and track it through an investigation. I don't like that."
• (Michael Goodwin) "Well you'd better change your attitude fast, Callahan, because unless we come to some kind of an agreement with these people, it's just liable to cost this city two million dollars and your career."
• (Michael Goodwin) "Would you join us please? This is Miss Samantha Walker of Station KWSF. Captain Donnelly --"
• (Michael Currie) "Miss Walker --"
• (Patricia Clarkson) "Captain --"
• (Michael Goodwin) "And this is Inspector --"
• (Patricia Clarkson) "-- Callahan. Yes, we've met."
• (Michael Goodwin) "Oh yes, of course. Will you sit down?"
• (Patricia Clarkson) "Oh, thank you."
• (Michael Currie) "Miss Walker, ah, Lt. Ackerman here tells me you have a proposal to make, er, regarding the accidental damage to a television camera."
• (Patricia Clarkson) "Oh, there was nothing accidental about it, Captain."
• (Michael Currie) "Well, I think the department might have something else to say about that."
• (Patricia Clarkson) "Well, although the camera itself was destroyed, I have the entire incident on video."
• (Michael Currie) "I see."
• (Michael Currie) "And your proposal?"
• (Patricia Clarkson) "We may be willing to drop the lawsuit against the city -- but that all depends on Inspector Callahan."
• (Michael Goodwin) "Well I'm sure the Inspector would be more than willing to cooperate in any --"
• (Clint Eastwood) "Just what do you have in mind?"
• (Patricia Clarkson) "Dinner."

David Hunt as Harlan Rook

• (David Hunt) "Did you ever notice how time seems to slow down at night?"

• (David Hunt) "Now you've locked yourself in, asshole."
• (Clint Eastwood) "Yeah. Just you and me, asshole."

• (David Hunt) "You let me down, "Mr. Famous f***in' Cop". You let Swan, get away."

Patricia Clarkson as Samantha Walker

• (Suzanne Dayton) "No. No."
• (Patricia Clarkson) "I said keep shooting, right in there."
• (Clint Eastwood) "Back off with that camera."
• (Patricia Clarkson) "Hey. I can film whatever I want. Keep shooting."
• (Clint Eastwood) "I said knock the camera off --"
• (Patricia Clarkson) "Smart."

• (Patricia Clarkson) "Was this your first autograph?"
• (Clint Eastwood) "Yeah, and I hope my last."

Diego Chairs as Butcher Hicks

• (Diego Chairs) "That's it?"
• (Clint Eastwood) "That's it. Oh, you see that dirtbag I was talking to down there?"
• (Clint Eastwood) "He says that smoking can cause cancer, and anyone who smokes as much as you do is one dumb son-of-a-bitch."

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