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The Decoy Bride Quotes

The Decoy Bride is a TV program that debuted in 1970 . The Decoy Bride completed its run in 1970.

It features Robert Bernstein as producer, and Julian Nott in charge of musical score.

The Decoy Bride is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. The Decoy Bride is distributed by CinemaNX.

The cast includes: David Tennant as James Arber, Hamish Clark as Angus, Alice Eve as Lara Tyler, Federico Castelluccio as Marco Ballani, Maureen Beattie as Iseabail Nic Aoidh, Michael Urie as Steve Korbitz, Dylan Moran as Charley, and Sally Howitt as Muireen.

The Decoy Bride Quotes

David Tennant as James Arber

  • (David Tennant) "They say "Write about what you know;" so, obviously, I set it against the backdrop of the Spanish Civil War."
  • (Katie Nic Aoidh) "What's this nameless new book of yours about, then -- if it exists?"
  • (David Tennant) "It's about the end of the world as seen through the eyes of God."
  • (Katie Nic Aoidh) "Oh, dear. Did no one tell you to write about what you know?"
  • (David Tennant) "You know, they asked 10,000 men to name their ideal partner and 9,800 said Lara. Statistically that includes at least 800 gay men. If you're male and Lara Tyler's interested in you, she's the one; it's kind of a rule. You can't be happy with Lara Tyler, you can't be happy with anyone."
  • (David Tennant) "Lemme tell ya, for a honey trap to work, there needs to be honey."
  • (David Tennant) "I've been trying to get your attention with conventional weapons: phones, emails, that sort of thing."
  • (Katie Nic Aoidh) "And you're back of Hegg now because?"
  • (David Tennant) "Oh, I'm on a sheep-stealing raid, yeah. I mean, I thought I might grab myself a woman at the same time, but predominantly it's a sheep-snatching thing."
  • (David Tennant) "You don't live here?"
  • (Katie Nic Aoidh) "Not in this toilet, no. Here we live in primitive dwellings anthropologists like to call "houses.""
  • (Katie Nic Aoidh) "How do you know when you've met the one ?"
  • (David Tennant) "Whenever you look at them, you find yourself singing "Wind Beneath My Wings"."

Hamish Clark as Angus

  • (Hamish Clark) "I wanted to grow old with you. You're beautiful and clever now; it's easy to love you now; but I'll still love you when the wind's dried you out, and when you're old and broken."

Dylan Moran as Charley

  • (Dylan Moran) "I've just been kicked in the face by the most beautiful woman in the world who is now walking around outside dressed as my old boarding school matron. I will pay 200 grand for that cover shot. Go and get it."

Alice Eve as Lara Tyler

  • (Alice Eve) "Now, sweetie, I may look like a simple, cake-baking, small-town mom, but inside I am a prize fighter, and I will not rest while there is a single rod of depleted uranium anywhere in South Carolina."
  • (Alice Eve) "You are ruining my life."
  • (Federico Castelluccio) "I've ruined plenty of lives. You're nothing special."

Sally Howitt as Muireen

  • (Sally Howitt) "To my new wife. A chapter can be a book."

Michael Urie as Steve Korbitz

  • (Katie Nic Aoidh) "She is not putting toilet cleaner in my hair."
  • (Michael Urie) "Don't be a diva."
  • (Michael Urie) "Yeah, well, I'm full of s***. My last colonic took a week."

Maureen Beattie as Iseabail Nic Aoidh

  • (Maureen Beattie) "I've got to get out of here, Katie. I've never been anywhere, and I want to see the world, overdose on daiquiris and be thrown into a volcano, but you need money for that."

Federico Castelluccio as Marco Ballani

  • (Federico Castelluccio) ""I am a cavern of longingness." Is that good English?"

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