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The End (1978 film) Quotes

The End (1978 film) is a television program that first aired in 1970 . The End stopped airing in 1970.

It features Lawrence Gordon (producer) as producer, Paul Williams (songwriter) in charge of musical score, and Bobby Byrne (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

The End (1978 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The End (1978 film) is 100 minutes long. The End (1978 film) is distributed by United Artists.

The cast includes: Burt Reynolds as Wendell Sonny Lawson, David Steinberg as Marty Lieberman, Dom DeLuise as Marlon Borunki, Joanne Woodward as Jessica Lawson, Robby Benson as Father Dave Benson, Myrna Loy as Maureen Lawson, and Pat O'Brien as Ben Lawson.

The End (1978 film) Quotes

Dom DeLuise as Marlon Borunki

  • (Dom DeLuise) "That man's nuts. Grab 'im."
  • (Dom DeLuise) "It's very interesting the way you woke up cursing. A large percentage of attempted suicides wake up with exclamations of hostility."
  • (Burt Reynolds) "Where am I?"
  • (Dom DeLuise) "92% of them ask that. You're in La Playa."
  • (Burt Reynolds) "The nut house?"
  • (Dom DeLuise) "That's a cruel label. We prefer, booby hatch."
  • (Dom DeLuise) "You don't like me any more."
  • (Burt Reynolds) "I like ya, Marlon. I like ya, I really do."
  • (Dom DeLuise) "You do?"
  • (Burt Reynolds) "I do. But you gotta understand. Tell me you understand."
  • (Dom DeLuise) "I understand. I love ya, Sonny. I really do."
  • (Burt Reynolds) "I love ya to, Marlon."
  • (Dom DeLuise) "I love ya, Sonny."
  • (Burt Reynolds) "I love you too."
  • (Dom DeLuise) "Surprise."
  • (Dom DeLuise) "You know, a lot of doctors have different theories about why I did it: Mother complex. Father complex. Feelings of inferiority. Suppressed rage. But I, and I alone, know the reason that I did it -- It was because -- he was so Polish."
  • (Burt Reynolds) ""Polish"?"
  • (Dom DeLuise) "When I was a kid, I was tormented with Polish jokes. Oh, you know, "Who was Poland's Man of the Year?"; Nobody. "How do you sing the Polish National Anthem?"; Ya' don't sing it, ya' fart it. "How do you tell a Polack's identification?"; By the s*** in his wallet."
  • (Burt Reynolds) "Kids can be very cruel."
  • (Dom DeLuise) "What "kids"? My father told me those. He was ALWAYS teasing me. He was a big, loud, hairy, sweaty -- POLACK --. He was covered with sweat, always. The only man I know who could sweat -- while he was swimming. And I could NEVER have friends over because -- he'd challenge them to a nose-picking contest -- and he always won."
  • (Dom DeLuise) "Sane people make a lot of crazy rules. Do you like me?"
  • (Dom DeLuise) "You sure got a lotta rules about pee'in."

Burt Reynolds as Wendell Sonny Lawson

  • (Burt Reynolds) "I'm talking about dying."
  • (David Steinberg) "What do you mean?"
  • (Burt Reynolds) "I mean lying in the ground with dirt on your face and holding your breath forever."
  • (Burt Reynolds) "I want to live. I want to live."
  • (Burt Reynolds) "Fifty percent, Lord. I'm talking gross."
  • (Burt Reynolds) "Oh, God. Let me live, and I promise to obey every one of the Ten Commandments. I shall not kill -- I shall not commit adultery -- I shall not -- I -- uh --"
  • (Burt Reynolds) "I'll learn the Ten Commandments, and then I'll obey every f***ing one of them."
  • (Burt Reynolds) "So you got the calling?"
  • (Robby Benson) "Well, it was more of a whisper."

Joanne Woodward as Jessica Lawson

  • (Joanne Woodward) "Sleepig pills? Oh, Sonny, why do you need sleeping pills? If you would just go on a good diet."
  • (Burt Reynolds) "Dont lecture me from classes I paid for."
  • (Joanne Woodward) "What's the matter, Wendell?"
  • (Burt Reynolds) "I don't feel good."
  • (Joanne Woodward) "Here, why don't you drink this? It'll make you feel better."
  • (Joanne Woodward) "Why don't you borrow some pills from your folks? They're hypocondriacs."
  • (Burt Reynolds) "My folks are not hypocondriacs. You always call them hypocondriacs. They might have a couple downers, though."
  • (Joanne Woodward) "Sonny, why are you here?"
  • (Burt Reynolds) "I told you, I have something to discuss with Julie. It's very important."
  • (Joanne Woodward) "Will it depress me?"
  • (Burt Reynolds) "God, I hope so."
  • (Joanne Woodward) "Then would you save it until tomorrow? I have had a bad day. Julie woke up at 5:30, this morning, screaming tha the shark was after her again. I'll never forgive you for taking her to see that movie. You know she's afraid of te water anyway."
  • (Burt Reynolds) "I'm sorry, Jessie. I took her to see it because she wanted to. I was trying to make her happy."
  • (Joanne Woodward) "Oh, she'll say yes to look brave to you. You're so dumb."
  • (Burt Reynolds) "I will not be called "dumb" by the woman that I support."
  • (Joanne Woodward) "Shhh. The maid is taking a nap."
  • (Burt Reynolds) "I support the maid too."
  • (Joanne Woodward) "You wake up Maria, Sonny I'll --"
  • (Burt Reynolds) "We fired Maria."
  • (Joanne Woodward) "This is another Maria."
  • (Burt Reynolds) "Oh."
  • (Joanne Woodward) "Julie's screaming woke her up at 5:30 in the morning, too. Then Maria starting screaing because she thught it was the Border Patrol."
  • (Joanne Woodward) "That's my date. Now will you just get out of here, please?"
  • (Burt Reynolds) "No."
  • (Joanne Woodward) "Why don't do you just drop dead?"
  • (Burt Reynolds) "I'm working on it."

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