The End (Red Dwarf) Quotes

The End (Red Dwarf) is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . The End ended its run in 1970.

The End (Red Dwarf) Quotes

• (Unnamed) "I'm gonna get a sheep and a cow, and breed horses."
• (Unnamed) "-- With a sheep and a cow?"
• (Unnamed) "No, with horses and horses."

• (Unnamed) "Lister is that a cigarette your smoking?"
• (Unnamed) "No, it's a chicken."

• (Unnamed) "Any urine caught cheating will automatically be expelled."

• (Unnamed) "Look out Earth. The slimes coming home."

• (Unnamed) "Lister, not only are you so stupid that you bring on board an unquarantined animal and jeopardize every living man and woman; not only that, but you take a photograph of yourself with the cat and send it to be processed in the ship's lab. Now I'm gonna ask you this: do you have a cat?"
• (Unnamed) "No."
• (Unnamed) "Do you have a cat?"

• (Unnamed) "Lister, have you ever been hit over the head with a welding mallet?"

• (Unnamed) "I'm not the lowest rank on this ship. What about the laboratory mice? I tell them to do something and they jump straight to it. "Yes, Mr Lister Sir, eek, eek, eek.""

• (Unnamed) "You've got to be my hands and my touch."
• (Unnamed) "I know the sort of things you like to touch. No way, Rimmer. Forget it."

• (Unnamed) "Just one thing before the disco. Holly tells me that he has sensed a non-human life form aboard."
• (Unnamed) "Sir, it's Rimmer."

• (Unnamed) "Where is everyone Hol?"
• (Unnamed) "They're dead Dave."
• (Unnamed) "Who is?"
• (Unnamed) "Everybody Dave."
• (Unnamed) "What Captain Holister?"
• (Unnamed) "Everybody's dead Dave."
• (Unnamed) "What Todd Hunter?"
• (Unnamed) "Everybody's dead Dave."
• (Unnamed) "What Selby?"
• (Unnamed) "They're all dead, everybody's dead Dave."
• (Unnamed) "Peterson isn't, is he?"
• (Unnamed) "Everybody is dead Dave."
• (Unnamed) "Not Chen?"
• (Unnamed) "Gorden Bennet, yes Chen, everybody, everybody's dead Dave."
• (Unnamed) "Rimmer?"
• (Unnamed) "He's dead Dave, everybody's dead, everybody is dead Dave."
• (Unnamed) "Wait, are you trying to tell me everybody's dead?"
• (Unnamed) "slightly under breath Shouldn't have let him out in the first place."

• (Unnamed) "Sir, just suppose -- suppose if I had a cat, what would you do with Frankenstein?"
• (Unnamed) "I'd send it down to the medical bay and have it cut up and run tests on it."
• (Unnamed) "Would you put the cat together again?"
• (Unnamed) "Lister, the cat would be dead."
• (Unnamed) "With all due respect sir, what's in it for the cat?"

• (Unnamed) "Three million years. I've still got that library book."

• (Unnamed) "It's stupid anyway, all this maintenance business. The only reason they don't give this job to the service robots is they've got a better union than us."

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