The Expendables (2010 film) Quotes

The Expendables (2010 film) is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . The Expendables completed its run in 1970.

It features Avi Lerner, John Thompson, and Kevin King-Templeton as producer, Brian Tyler (composer) in charge of musical score, and Jeffrey Kimball as head of cinematography.

The Expendables (2010 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Expendables (2010 film) is 103 minutes long. The Expendables (2010 film) is distributed by Lionsgate Films.

The cast includes: Giselle Itié as Sandra, Jason Statham as Lee Christmas, Sylvester Stallone as Barney Ross, Mickey Rourke as Tool, Stone Cold Steve Austin as Paine, Terry Crews as Hale Caesar, Jet Li as Yin Yang, Arnold Schwarzenegger as Trench, Bruce Willis as Mr. Church, Dolph Lundgren as Gunnar Jensen, Randy Couture as Toll Road, Eric Roberts as James Munroe, Gary Daniels as The Brit, and David Zayas as General Garza.

The Expendables (2010 film) Quotes

Sylvester Stallone as Barney Ross

• (Sylvester Stallone) "Damn, that thing's loud."

• (Sylvester Stallone) "What the hell's he doing?"
• (Jason Statham) "Hanging a pirate."
• (Sylvester Stallone) "Don't be ridiculous. Gunner. What are you doing?"
• (Dolph Lundgren) "Hanging a pirate."
• (Randy Couture) "That's seriously demented."
• (Jet Li) "This is no good."
• (Terry Crews) "Not that you'd feel it, but put one in Speed Racer's shoulder."

• (Sylvester Stallone) "I got a feeling everyone else passed on this job, so our fee is $5 mil."
• (Bruce Willis) "$5 mil?"
• (Sylvester Stallone) "And I want half upfront, and the other half in an offshore account. You got a problem with that?"
• (Bruce Willis) "No. What I have a problem with is people who try to f*** me over. So if you take this money and you don't deliver, or you try to f*** me in some kind of weird cockamamie scheme of yours, me and my people are gonna come get you and your people and chop you up into little f***ing dog treats. You got a problem with that?"
• (Sylvester Stallone) "Let's talk."

• (Sylvester Stallone) "What's wrong with this picture?"
• (Jason Statham) "Everything."

• (Sylvester Stallone) "You look nervous."

• (Sylvester Stallone) "It's Christmastime."
• (Mickey Rourke) "Yeah, I can smell him from here."

• (Sylvester Stallone) "What's that?"
• (Jason Statham) "I'm getting a text."
• (Sylvester Stallone) "Excuse me?"

Dolph Lundgren as Gunnar Jensen

• (Dolph Lundgren) "You shot me."
• (Sylvester Stallone) "You were gonna kill him."
• (Dolph Lundgren) "I was only trying to scare him."
• (Sylvester Stallone) "Don't put that on me, you never really liked him."
• (Dolph Lundgren) "Hey, am I dying?"
• (Sylvester Stallone) "Shot three inches above the heart."
• (Dolph Lundgren) "I'll take that as a yes."

• (Dolph Lundgren) "If you don't want that Fu Manchu knocked back into the 60's, you'd better keep your gum-chewing trap shut and show some respect."

• (Dolph Lundgren) "Warning shot."
• (Sylvester Stallone) "No."
• (Dolph Lundgren) "Little low."

• (Dolph Lundgren) "Hey, nice bird."

• (Dolph Lundgren) "What do you wear, size 3? Bring it, happy feet."

Stone Cold Steve Austin as Paine

• (Stone Cold Steve Austin) "How many men you got?"
• (Sylvester Stallone) "Just your mother."

• (Stone Cold Steve Austin) "Who sent you?"
• (Sylvester Stallone) "Your hairdresser."

Eric Roberts as James Munroe

• (Eric Roberts) "First of all, I don't feel comfortable talking business with a giant carrying a shotgun."
• (Gary Daniels) "Pretty boy wouldn't give it up."
• (Dolph Lundgren) "Not if you wanna know where they are."
• (Eric Roberts) "What do you know?"
• (Dolph Lundgren) "I used to be one of them."
• (Eric Roberts) "Why are you turning on them?"
• (Dolph Lundgren) "Lover's quarrel."
• (Eric Roberts) "We settled on 50."
• (Dolph Lundgren) "No, math whiz. We settle on 100 grand upfront, in my pocket."
• (Stone Cold Steve Austin) "The guy thinks he's a real badass."
• (Dolph Lundgren) "Actually, I'm a horror show."
• (Gary Daniels) "This geezer's a bloody joke."
• (Dolph Lundgren) "Life's a joke, s***FACE."

• (Eric Roberts) "The agency parasites hired you, didn't they? I'd have paid you twice as much to go fishing. You'd have to think I'm pretty freaking stupid to surrender to the agency. Why would I do that? I created this. I made it all happen and they wanted me out. Why? Because I saw the big picture."
• (Eric Roberts) "Stop walking."
• (Eric Roberts) "And what about me and you? We're both the same. We're both mercenaries. We're both dead inside. So why the hell did you come after me?"
• (Sylvester Stallone) "I didn't come after you, dips***. I came for HER."

• (Eric Roberts) "And being wealthy is very good. It allows people to be the real asswipes nature intended them to be."

• (Eric Roberts) "How did two obvious professionals pass right through security personnel, kill 41 soldiers and get away? With help, that's how. Everything's under control, except one detail, a daughter who wants her father and company dead and gone. Bad Shakespeare. Somehow the company parasites got to her. Look, she's your daughter, and that's tragic. But blood or not, she's goes. Call it the price of doing business."
• (David Zayas) "You don't kill your familia."
• (Eric Roberts) "Come around my house during the holidays, pal."

Terry Crews as Hale Caesar

• (Terry Crews) "What happened to you?"
• (Sylvester Stallone) "I got my ass kicked."

• (Pirate leader) "I'll kill them all. I don't care."
• (Terry Crews) "There are more fools in this world than people. So back off, cuz."
• (Pirate leader) "You back off. Huh?"
• (Terry Crews) "You know, you're gonna be dead anyway. So I'm gonna shut up."

• (Terry Crews) "Remember this s*** at Christmas."

• (Terry Crews) "You know, the enemy's always been terrified of noise, especially shotguns. With this big boy spitting out 250 rounds a minute, you tell me who's tolerating that. Absolutely zero."

• (Terry Crews) "What happened to you?"
• (Jet Li) "It's too sad to talk about."

• (Terry Crews) "You know what? I trust you. I want you to meet my girlfriend."
• (Terry Crews) "Omya Kaboom."
• (Terry Crews) "When Omya's prime is struck, she gets off a miniature warhead that arms itself. And when that happens, anything that gets in my lady's way becomes instant red sauce and Jell-O. And if that doesn't work --"
• (Terry Crews) "-- her sister will."

Mickey Rourke as Tool

• (Mickey Rourke) "I got a great idea. Why don't you let me doodle, like, a Charlotte's web on your head? On the top of your head. You know, something different, something exciting. 'Cause you got one of them perfectly shaped domed, muscular heads. I could put a web on the top of the head. Maybe a pregnant Charlotte coming out of your ear, peeking around, making sure them bugs don't come inside. Her long legs dangling down your neck. Yeah. Sexy, right?"
• (Sylvester Stallone) "Very sexy. He looks thrilled."

• (Mickey Rourke) "You remember that time we was up in Bosnia? We took down them Serb bad boys? All our guys were gettin' chopped up all around us and there was blood everywhere. I never though I was gonna make it out of there and I know you didn't and you didn't either. Kinda feelin' like -- dead too, ya know? My heads all very, very black place. Didn't believe in s***. Just god**** Dracula black. I remember I got this bottle of this local s*** they have over there. That slivovitz -- I think that's what it was called. And I ain't feelin' no pain now -- and I come up on this, uh -- I come up on this overland bridge, and I see this -- I see this -- I see this woman standing there, ya know? And she's, uh -- I stepped out and she saw me, and she's just lookin' right -- right in my eyes. And I was lookin' right in her eyes, and I knew what she was gonna do. She looked at me, and I knew she was gonna jump. You know what I did, man? I just turned around I kept walkin' -- until I heard that splash and she was gone. After -- after taking all them lives, she was one that I could have saved, but I didn't, and -- what I realized later on was if I'd have saved that woman, I might have saved what was left of my soul, ya know?"

• (Mickey Rourke) "I promised myself, I'm gonna die for something that counts."

Jet Li as Yin Yang

• (Jet Li) "Your lucky ring stinks."

• (Jet Li) "It's difficult."
• (Sylvester Stallone) "What?"
• (Jet Li) "My life is difficult. I need more money."
• (Sylvester Stallone) "Why that?"
• (Jet Li) "I work harder than the rest."
• (Sylvester Stallone) "No, you don't."
• (Jet Li) "Yes, I do. Everything is harder for me. When I'm hurt, wound is bigger, 'cause I'm smaller. When I travel I need to go farther."
• (Sylvester Stallone) "I know, because you're smaller, right?"
• (Jet Li) "Yes."
• (Jet Li) "I need more money."
• (Sylvester Stallone) "I know, you told me."

• (Jet Li) "I need a raise."
• (Sylvester Stallone) "Say what?"
• (Jet Li) "I want it for my son."
• (Jason Statham) "Since when did Yin Yang get a family?"
• (Jet Li) "You don't ask, I don't tell."

Bruce Willis as Mr. Church

• (Bruce Willis) "Only thing you need to know is the job's real, and the money's real."

Jason Statham as Lee Christmas

• (Jason Statham) "What's he saying?"
• (Terry Crews) "He said we're dead with an accent."
• (Sylvester Stallone) "We ain't dead."

• (Jason Statham) "Next time, I'll deflate all your balls, friend."

• (Jason Statham) "You know it's not easy being your friend."

• (Jason Statham) "I'm gonna do you a favor, Tool. "I once knew a man called Tool/To me, was the epitome of cool/He was good with a knife/Bad with a wife/But to think he could beat me/Dreaming he'd defeat me/Cool Tool/You gotta be a fool.""

• (Pirate leader) "Drop your guns."
• (Jason Statham) "Fat chance."
• (Sylvester Stallone) "Why do they always say that?"

• (Jason Statham) "Are you crazy? You could've killed me."
• (Sylvester Stallone) "You're welcome."

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Trench

• (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "Oh, like I said. I'm busy anyway, so give this job to my friend here. He loves playing in the jungle. Right?"
• (Sylvester Stallone) "Right."
• (Bruce Willis) "That's right."
• (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "Hey, why don't we have dinner?"
• (Sylvester Stallone) "Sure. When?"
• (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "In a thousand years?"
• (Sylvester Stallone) "Too soon."
• (Bruce Willis) "What's his f***ing problem?"
• (Sylvester Stallone) "He wants to be president."

• (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "Have you been sick? You've lost weight."
• (Sylvester Stallone) "Whatever I've lost you've found, pal."

• (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "Only an idiot would do this job."
• (Sylvester Stallone) "How much?"
• (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "Like I said."

David Zayas as General Garza

• (David Zayas) "We will kill this American disease."

Giselle Itié as Sandra

• (Giselle Itié) "What are your names?"
• (Jason Statham) "Buda --"
• (Jason Statham) "-- Pest"
• (Giselle Itié) "Follow me, please."
• (Sylvester Stallone) "Buda and Pest? Nice."

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