The Fifth Element Quotes

The Fifth Element is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . The Fifth Element ended in 1970.

It features Patrice Ledoux as producer, Éric Serra in charge of musical score, and Thierry Arbogast as head of cinematography.

The Fifth Element is recorded in English and originally aired in France. Each episode of The Fifth Element is 126 minutes long. The Fifth Element is distributed by Gaumont Buena Vista International.

The cast includes: Bruce Willis as Korben Dallas, Milla Jovovich as Leeloo, Gary Oldman as Zorg, Charlie Creed-Miles as David, Lee Evans as Fog, Tom Lister Jr. as President Lindberg, Tom Lister Jr. as Priest, Brion James as General Munro, and Luke Perry as Billy.

The Fifth Element Quotes

Bruce Willis as Korben Dallas

• (Bruce Willis) "Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English."
• (Bruce Willis) "Now, don't get me wrong, I'm all for conversation, but maybe you could just shut up for a moment?"

• (Bruce Willis) "You're right, you're right, I shouldn't have done that. I'm sorry."
• (Milla Jovovich) "Senno ecto gammat."
• (Bruce Willis) "I'm sorry, I'm sorry."
• (Milla Jovovich) "ecto gammat."
• (Bruce Willis) "When she woke up, she said a bunch a stuff. I didn't understand any of it but -- what does 'ecto gammat' mean?"
• (Priest Vito Cornelius) "Uh -- never again, without my permission."
• (Bruce Willis) "That's what I thought."

• (Mr. Kim) "You got a message."
• (Bruce Willis) "Yeah"
• (Mr. Kim) "You're not gonna open it? It might be important."
• (Bruce Willis) "Yeah, like the last two I got were important. The first one was from my wife, telling me she was leaving. The second was from my lawyer, telling me he was leaving -- with my wife."
• (Mr. Kim) "Ah, that's bad luck. Grandfather say it not rain everyday. This is good news, guaranteed. I bet your lunch."
• (Bruce Willis) "Okay, you're on."
• (Mr. Kim) "Come on --"
• (Mr. Kim) "You are fired. Oh."
• (Bruce Willis) "Well, at least I won lunch."
• (Mr. Kim) "Good philosophy, see good in bad, I like."

• (Bruce Willis) "The government sent me to help you. Just stay calm."

• (Priest Vito Cornelius) "I'm really sorry to have to resort to these methods, Mr. Wallace --"
• (Bruce Willis) "Dallas."
• (Priest Vito Cornelius) "Er, Mr. Dallas. But we heard about your good luck on the radio, and we need your tickets for Fhloston."
• (Bruce Willis) "Is this how priests normally take vacations?"
• (Priest Vito Cornelius) "We're not on a vacation, we're on a mission."
• (Bruce Willis) "What mission is that?"
• (Priest Vito Cornelius) "We have to save the world, my son."

• (Unnamed) "Oh, I get it. You wanna make make your only mother to beg. Is that it?"
• (Bruce Willis) "No, I don't wanna make you beg. All I want is an explanation. Look, I just got in. I just smashed my cab, I lost my job, I got mugged. Besides that, everything's peachy. Thanks for asking. Now will you just settle down and explain this to me calmly."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, so you don't know you won a trip to Fhloston Paradise for two for 10 days? And I suppose you'll just leave me on the lunar surface to freeze my ass off?"
• (Bruce Willis) "If I'd won a trip, I'd know about it. Somebody would've notified me."
• (Unnamed) "Corben, they've been blaring your name on the radio for the last hour, you big ape."

• (Bruce Willis) "How many are in there?"
• (Lee Evans) "I-I-I-don't --"
• (Bruce Willis) "Let's count."
• (Bruce Willis) "Seven on the left, five on the right."
• (Bruce Willis) "Four on the right, two on the left."

• (Unnamed) "You miserable bastard. I never should've pushed you out."
• (Bruce Willis) "Ma?"
• (Unnamed) "Oh, so you don't know you won a trip to Fhloston Paradise for two for 10 days? And I suppose you'll I was in labor for days, and this is how you repay me? I should've just gotten a robot."
• (Bruce Willis) "Come on, Ma."
• (Unnamed) "Don't "come on, Ma" me. I should be there, not you. I need a tan. I need a cocktail."

• (Priest Vito Cornelius) "What are you doing?"
• (Bruce Willis) "Trying to save your ass so you can save the world."

• (Chief NY Cop) "Sir, can you put your hands in the yellow circles, please?"
• (Neighbour) "Smoke you."
• (Bruce Willis) "Wrong answer."
• (Chief NY Cop) "The police control is now terminated. Thank you for your cooperation. Have a nice day."

• (Bruce Willis) "Leeloo -- how do we open these stones?"
• (Milla Jovovich) "Wind blows -- Fire Burns -- Water Falls --"

• (DJ Ruby Rhod) "Korben sweetheart, what was that? It was BAD. It had no fire, no energy, no nothing. Y'know I got a Show to run here, and it must pop POP POP. So tomorrow from 5 to 7 will you PLEASE act like you have more than a two word vocabulary. It must be green, okay?"
• (Bruce Willis) "Can I talk to you for a second?"
• (Bruce Willis) "I didn't come here to play Pumbaa on the radio. So tomorrow from 5 to 7 your gonna give yourself a hand, You green?"
• (DJ Ruby Rhod) "Supergreen."

• (Bruce Willis) "We need to find the leader, Mangalores won't fight without the leader."
• (Aknot) "One more shot, and we start killing hostages."
• (Bruce Willis) "That's the leader."
• (Aknot) "Send someone to negotiate."
• (Lee Evans) "Uh, I-I've never negotiated before."
• (Bruce Willis) "Do you mind if I try?"
• (Lee Evans) "No, sure, sure, sure."
• (Lee Evans) "We're sending somebody in to negotiate."
• (Bruce Willis) "Anybody else want to negotiate?"
• (Lee Evans) "Wh-where did he learn to n-negotiate like that?"
• (Tom Lister Jr.) "I wonder."

• (Bruce Willis) "Finger's gonna kill me."

• (Fhloston Hostess) "We have twelve swimming pools, and two on the rooftop. All the restaurants are between level two and level ten. The planet Fhloston has 400 beaches, all accessible until 5 PM. Then, the airship goes higher, to offer you a better view with your dinner."
• (Bruce Willis) "Is the Diva here yet?"
• (Fhloston Hostess) "Not yet."
• (Bruce Willis) "Are there any tickets left for this opera? I'm a really big fan --"
• (Fhloston Hostess) "You have a seat reserved, front row, next to RU-BY RHOD. He's so talented, don't you think? I just love him -- he's so sexy --"

• (Bruce Willis) "What's your name?"
• (Milla Jovovich) "Leeloo Minai Lekarariba-Laminai-Tchai Ekbat De Sebat."
• (Bruce Willis) "Good. That -- that whole thing's your name, huh? Do you have, uh -- a shorter name?"
• (Milla Jovovich) "Leeloo."

• (Priest Vito Cornelius) "Yes?"
• (Bruce Willis) "I'm, uh, looking for a priest."
• (Priest Vito Cornelius) "Weddings are one floor down, my son. Congratulations."

• (Priest Vito Cornelius) "I'm really sorry to have to resort to these methods, Mr. Willis."
• (Bruce Willis) "Dallas."

• (Police) "Are you classified as human?"
• (Bruce Willis) "Negative, I am a meat popsicle."

• (Priest Vito Cornelius) "Korben, I realize you that must be pretty mad at me, but I want you to know that I am fighting for a noble cause."
• (Bruce Willis) "Yes, you're trying to save the world, I remember. Right now, I'm trying to save Leeloo, father."
• (Priest Vito Cornelius) "Leeloo's in trouble?"
• (Bruce Willis) "When is Leeloo not in trouble?"

• (Bruce Willis) "You guard this with your life, or you're gonna look like this guy here. You green?"
• (DJ Ruby Rhod) "G-green."
• (Bruce Willis) "Super green?"
• (DJ Ruby Rhod) "Super green."
• (Tom Lister Jr.) "Is that your idea of a discreet operation?"
• (Brion James) "Don't-don't worry, sir. I know my man. He'll calm things down."

Tom Lister Jr. as President Lindberg

• (Tom Lister Jr.) "Mrs. Dallas, this is the President. On behalf of the federation, I would like to thank you --"
• (Unnamed) "Oh, please. That doesn't even sound like him. The President's an idiot, you don't sound like an idiot. If you don't wanna talk to your mother, just avoid me like usual, huh? I'll just throw myself in traffic. I'll just Saran Wrap myself to the bed and pretend my child is suffocating me --"

• (Tom Lister Jr.) "Steadert."
• (General Staedert) "Yes Sir."
• (Tom Lister Jr.) "I have a doubt."
• (General Staedert) "I don't, Mr. President."

• (Priest Vito Cornelius) "I -- have -- a different theory, to offer you, sir."
• (Tom Lister Jr.) "You have twenty seconds."

• (Head Scientist) "The thing is sending out radio wavelengths."
• (Tom Lister Jr.) "What the hell does it want with radio waves?"
• (Scientist's Aide) "Maybe it wants to make a call."

• (Mactilburgh) "It's an honor to meet you sir."
• (Tom Lister Jr.) "Yes, it is."

• (Tom Lister Jr.) "Hurry. The wall is closing."
• (Mondoshawan) "Here is your mission: pass your knowledge on to the next, as it was passed on to you."
• (Tom Lister Jr.) "I-I will do as you command, but please hurry. You still have time."
• (Mondoshawan) "Time not important. Only life important."

• (Mondoshawan) "Priest, you and those before you have served us well. But war is coming. Stones not safe on Earth anymore."
• (Tom Lister Jr.) "My lord, if you take the weapon, we will be defenseless when the evil returns."
• (Mondoshawan) "In 300 years, when Evil returns -- so shall we."

• (Tom Lister Jr.) "I will fulfill my mission. You can count on me."
• (Tom Lister Jr.) "I will pass the knowledge on, until you return."

• (Priest Vito Cornelius) "Because it is evil, absolutely evil."
• (Tom Lister Jr.) "One more reason to shoot first."
• (Priest Vito Cornelius) "Evil begets evil, Mr. President. Shooting will only make it stronger."

• (Priest Vito Cornelius) "Imagine for a moment that this thing is not anything that can be identified because it prefers not to be. Wherever there is life, it brings death, because it is evil, absolute evil."
• (Tom Lister Jr.) "One more reason to shoot first."
• (Priest Vito Cornelius) "Evil begets evil, Mr. President. Shooting will only make it stronger."

Milla Jovovich as Leeloo

• (Milla Jovovich) "Multipass."

• (Milla Jovovich) "Leeloo Dallas mul-ti-pass."
• (Bruce Willis) "Yeah."
• (Milla Jovovich) "Mul-ti-pass."
• (Bruce Willis) "Yeah, multipass, she knows it's a multipass. Leeloo Dallas. This is my wife."
• (Milla Jovovich) "Mul-ti-pass."
• (Bruce Willis) "We're newlyweds. Just met. You know how it is. We bumped into each other, sparks happen --"
• (Milla Jovovich) "Mul-ti-pass."
• (Bruce Willis) "Yes, she knows it's a multipass. Anyway, we're in love."

• (Check in Attendant) "Miss?"
• (Milla Jovovich) "Multipass."

• (Milla Jovovich) "What's the use in saving life when you see what you do with it?"

• (Milla Jovovich) "Me fifth element; supreme being. Me protect you."

• (Mactilburgh) "Remove the shield."
• (Mactilburgh) "I told you. Perfect. Thermal bandages."
• (Brion James) "I'd -- like to take a few pictures -- for the archives."

• (Milla Jovovich) "Multipass."

• (Milla Jovovich) "Hi."
• (Bruce Willis) "Oh, so you speak English now."
• (Milla Jovovich) "Yes. I learned."

• (Milla Jovovich) "Chi-cken -- Good."

• (Milla Jovovich) "I don't know love. I was built to protect not to love, so there is no use for me other than this."

• (Milla Jovovich) "Everything you create, you use to destroy."
• (Bruce Willis) "Yeah, we call it human nature."

Gary Oldman as Zorg

• (Gary Oldman) "A case with four stones in it. Not one or two or three but four. Four stones. What the hell am I supposed to do with an empty case?"
• (Mangalore Aknot) "We are warriors, not merchants."
• (Gary Oldman) "But you can still count. Look it's easy. Look at my fingers, four stones, four crates, zero stones, zero crates. Pack everything up we're outta here."
• (Mangalore Aknot) "We risked our lives. I think a little compensation is in order."
• (Gary Oldman) "Oh, so you are merchants after all. Leave them one crate for the cause."

• (Gary Oldman) "I hate warriors, too narrow-minded. I'll tell you what I do like though: a killer, a dyed-in-the-wool killer. Cold blooded, clean, methodical and thorough. Now a real killer, when he picked up the ZF-1, would've immediately asked about the little red button on the bottom of the gun."
• (Gary Oldman) "Bring me the priest."

• (Gary Oldman) "Where are the stones?"
• (Priest Vito Cornelius) "I don't know. And even if I did know, I wouldn't tell someone like you."
• (Gary Oldman) "Why? What's wrong with me?"
• (Priest Vito Cornelius) "I try to serve life. And you seem to want to destroy it."
• (Gary Oldman) "Oh, Father. You're so wrong. Let me explain."
• (Gary Oldman) "Life, which you so nobly serve, comes from destruction, disorder and chaos. Now take this empty glass. Here it is: peaceful, serene, boring. But if it is destroyed"
• (Gary Oldman) "Look at all these little things. So busy now. Notice how each one is useful. A lovely ballet ensues, so full of form and color. Now, think about all those people that created them. Technicians, engineers, hundreds of people, who will be able to feed their children tonight, so those children can grow up big and strong and have little teeny children of their own, and so on and so forth. Thus, adding to the great chain of life. You see, father, by causing a little destruction, I am in fact encouraging life. In reality, you and I are in the same business."

• (Unnamed) "How are the stones?"
• (Gary Oldman) "Fine -- fine, just fine -- I'll, I'll have the -- ah -- I'll have the four stones you asked for anytime now -- but, but it wasn't easy. My costs -- have tripled."
• (Unnamed) "Money is of -- no importance. I -- want -- the -- STONES --"
• (Gary Oldman) "The stones -- will be here -- I'll see to it personally --"
• (Unnamed) "I will be among you -- soon."

• (Gary Oldman) "This case is empty."
• (Priest Vito Cornelius) "What do you mean, empty?"
• (Gary Oldman) "Empty. The opposite of full. This case is supposed to be full. Anyone care to explain?"
• (Priest Vito Cornelius) "The guardians -- gave the stones -- to someone they could trust -- who-who took another route -- she's supposed to contact this person -- in a hotel -- and she's looking for the address. Easy."
• (Milla Jovovich) "Dort."
• (Charlie Creed-Miles) "It's-it's planet Fhloston, in the Angel Constellation."
• (Priest Vito Cornelius) "We're saved."
• (Gary Oldman) "I'm screwed."

• (Gary Oldman) "Torture who you have to, the President, I don't care. Just bring me the stones. You have one hour."

• (Gary Oldman) "If you want something done, do it yourself. Yep."

• (Gary Oldman) "Voila. The ZF-1."
• (Gary Oldman) "It's light. Handle's adjustable for easy carrying, good for righties and lefties. Breaks down into four parts, undetectable by x-ray, ideal for quick, discreet interventions. A word on firepower. Titanium recharger, three thousand round clip with bursts of three to three hundred, and with the Replay button; another Zorg invention; it's even easier."

• (Unnamed) "It's Shadow --"
• (Gary Oldman) "Zorg here."
• (Unnamed) "Am I disturbing you?"
• (Gary Oldman) "Oh no -- no, no -- I was -- just -- W-Where are you?"
• (Unnamed) "Not far now."
• (Gary Oldman) "Good -- good, good --"

• (Gary Oldman) "I don't like warriors. Too narrow-minded, no subtlety. And worse, they fight for hopeless causes. Honor? Huh. Honor's killed millions of people, it hasn't saved a single one."

Brion James as General Munro

• (Brion James) "Sounds like a freak of nature to me."
• (Mactilburgh) "Yeah. Can't wait to meet him."

• (Brion James) "The Mondoshawans never fully trusted the human race."

Charlie Creed-Miles as David

• (Charlie Creed-Miles) "Father, are you sure she's a supreme being?"

• (Charlie Creed-Miles) "They really made her --"
• (Priest Vito Cornelius) "Perfect. I know."

Luke Perry as Billy

• (Luke Perry) "When is this "Snake" act supposed to occur?"
• (Professor Pacoli) "Well, if this is the five and this is the one --"
• (Professor Pacoli) "Every 5,000 years."
• (Luke Perry) "So I've got some time then."

• (Omar) "Aziz. Aziz."
• (Professor Pacoli) "Aziz. Light."
• (Luke Perry) ""Aziz. Light.""

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