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The Fight (How I Met Your Mother) Quotes

The Fight (How I Met Your Mother) is a television show that debuted in 1970 . The Fight stopped airing in 1970.

The Fight (How I Met Your Mother) Quotes

  • (Marshall Eriksen) "Ted couldn't fight. Look at him. He wouldn't last five minutes in a fight."
  • (Ted Mosby) "Well, maybe more than five --"
  • (Marshall Eriksen) "He's got the muscle definition of linguini."
  • (Ted Mosby) "Well, maybe linguini with meatballs. Check this out."
  • (Marshall Eriksen) "Ted, don't."
  • (Ted Mosby) "I can't go to prison. Although I could get a lot of reading done, finally write some short stories, work out all the time -- Seriously, if I don't come out of there totally ripped --"
  • (Barney Stinson) "Ted, we can't go to prison. People get shivved in the joint. Plus the meals are really starchy."
  • (Lily Aldrin) "Okay, okay, stop fighting."
  • (Kindergartener) "Why?"
  • (Lily Aldrin) "Because it's stupid and juvenile."
  • (Kid) "We're six. We are stupid and juvenile."
  • (Marshall Eriksen) "There is no reason to fight, unless it's with lightsabers, and that's about three or four years away."
  • (Robin Scherbatsky) "That's impossible."
  • (Marshall Eriksen) "I've been reading all the forums, it's happening. Five years from now, I'm slicing the Thanksgiving turkey with Old Green."
  • (Marshall Eriksen) "You know what, Doug, I will gladly pay. And you know why? Cause that's what grown-ups do. They pay for their drinks and they don't get into fights. You know what I was doing while you guys were out there being immature? I tell you what I was doing --"
  • (Barney Stinson) "-your nails?"
  • (Marshall Eriksen) "Hahaha, no. I was doing --"
  • (Ted Mosby) "-a relationship-quiz in this month's Cosmo?"
  • (Marshall Eriksen) "NO, I was doing --"
  • (Barney Stinson) "Your best not to cry when Big came back for Carrie at the end of the Sex and the City movie?"
  • (Narrator) "Kids, I would like to tell you a moral about how fighting is bad and that you should never do it, but that would be pointless, so I will leave you with this: Don't ever get in a fight with Uncle Marshall. That guy is freakin' crazy."
  • (Barney Stinson) "There are only three things I would fight: the stubborn clasp of a bra, a paternity suit; nine for ten"
  • (Barney Stinson) "-- and the urge to vomit whenever I see someone wear brown shoes with a black suit."
  • (Barney Stinson) "Take a good look at this face, because next time you see it, it will be disfigured in the hottest way possible. Because I'm a man, and that's what I do. I get down and dirty."
  • (Barney Stinson) "Could you please hang this for me?"
  • (Narrator) "So there it is, the only time I was ever in a fight. What did I learn? For one thing, when you punch someone in the face, it hurts. A lot. But what hurts even more is this."
  • (Narrator) "The next thing I knew, I was waking up."
  • (Robin Scherbatsky) "There are plenty of legitimate reasons to get in a fight. It might not be pretty, but in certain situations you gotta do what you gotta do."
  • (Ted Mosby) "Right, I forgot, she thinks fighting is sexy."
  • (Robin Scherbatsky) "No, I do not -- a lot. Look, I come from a culture of hockey players. If a guy can throw down it's somewhat, way hot. And scars? Hello. If a guy's got a scar, he's got a Robin, and if he's missing teeth, I'm missing my pants."

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