The Final Girl(s) Quotes

The Final Girl(s) is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . The Final Girl ended its run in 1970.

The Final Girl(s) Quotes

• (Hester Ulrich) "Boone never actually enrolled in school. Since none of those frat guys ever went to class, it was easy to just show up there, say he was a student and blend right in."

• (Hester Ulrich) "Kind of ironic that our first victim was actually the Red Devil. But when you wanna make an omelet, right?"

• (Hester Ulrich) "All killers have a cool costume: Jason with his hockey mask, Freddy Krueger's sweater and hat, Cujo's totally realistic dog costume."

• (Chanel Oberlin) "I think you're a serial killer because I know you, #5. You bite your own toenails."
• (Chanel #5) "Okay, I am flexible. Why would I waste my money buying toenail clippers when God already blessed me with toenail clippers in the form of teeth in my mouth?"

• (Denise Hemphill) "You got the right to remain silent. And you got some other rights that come after that, and I don't know what they are cuz I don't remember what I'm supposed to say after "you got the right to remain silent.""

• (Hester Ulrich) "What I've noticed is that the more weird and gross you are, the less people wanna know about you. No one asks the kid with terrible acne what their favorite movie is or where they were born."

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