The Finale (Seinfeld) Quotes

The Finale (Seinfeld) is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . The Finale ended its run in 1970.

The Finale (Seinfeld) Quotes

• (D.A. Hoyt) "So, on the night of December 7th, 1995, Ms. Benes entered your pharmacy."
• (Pharmacist) "It was correct."
• (D.A. Hoyt) "Could you describe her mental state?"
• (Pharmacist) "Agitated, I would even go so far to say, desperate."
• (D.A. Hoyt) "Desparate for what, Mr. Hoffman?"
• (Pharmacist) "Sponges, and I don't mean the kind you clean your tub with. They're for sex. Said she needed a whole case of them."

• (Elaine Benes) "Puddy. Don't wait for me."
• (David Puddy) "All right."

• (Jerry) "That's him, the bubble boy."
• (Jackie Chiles) "What's a bubble boy?"
• (Jerry) "He's a boy who lives in a bubble."
• (Bubble Boy) "The hell you all looking at?"

• (Jackie Chiles) "Oh, and by the way, they're real and they're spectacular."

• (George Costanza) "I cheated in the contest."
• (Jerry) "What?"
• (George Costanza) "The contest. I cheated."
• (Jerry) "Why?"
• (George Costanza) "Because I'm a cheater."

• (Jerry Seinfeld) "So what is the deal with the yard? I mean when I was a kid my mother wanted me to play in the yard. But of course she didn't have to worry about my next door neighbor Tommy sticking a shiv in my thigh. And what's with the lockdown? Why do we have to be locked in our cells? Are we that bad that we have to be sent to prison, in prison? You would think the weightlifting and the sodomy is enough."

• (George Costanza) "It was MOOPS."
• (Bubble Boy) "MOORS."

• (Lippman) "So based on Ms. Benes' recommendation, Mr. Costanza came to work with me."
• (D.A. Hoyt) "And then what happened?"
• (D.A. Hoyt) "Now, let's add sexual harassment to the laundry list."
• (Jackie Chiles) "Harassment? The only person being harassed is my client. Since when is it illegal to have sexual intercourse with a maintenance worker?"
• (Judge Arthur Vandelay) "Sit down, Mr. Chiles. Next time, I'll charge you with contempt."

• (Judge Arthur Vandelay) "I can think of nothing more fitting than for the four of you to spend a year removed from society so that you can contemplate the manner in which you have conducted yourselves. I know I will. This court is adjourned."

• (D.A. Hoyt) "So, with the evidence gathered, you then went to 129 West 83rd Street and arrested Cosmo Kramer and Elaine Benes."
• (Det. Blake) "Yes."
• (D.A. Hoyt) "What was the offense?"
• (Det. Blake) "They kidnapped the dog. I believe that heavy-set fellow was also arrested."

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