The Football Factory (film) Quotes

The Football Factory (film) is a TV program that debuted in 1970 . The Football Factory ended in 1970.

It features Allan Niblo as producer, Ivor Guest, 4th Viscount Wimborne in charge of musical score, and Damian Bromley as head of cinematography.

The Football Factory (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of The Football Factory (film) is 91 minutes long. The Football Factory (film) is distributed by Momentum Pictures.

The cast includes: Frank Harper as Billy Bright, Tamer Hassan as Fred, Sophie Linfield as Tamara, Neil Maskell as Rod, Calum McNab as Raff, and Dudley Sutton as Bill Farrell.

The Football Factory (film) Quotes

Calum McNab as Raff

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Neil Maskell as Rod

• (Tamara's Father) "Tell me more about the air conditioning, Rodney. I'm fascinated."
• (Neil Maskell) "Air conditioning?"
• (Tamara's Father) "You told me you run an air conditioning firm."
• (Neil Maskell) "Oh, we have a few vans out on jobs most of the time. Yeah, sure it's always busier in the summer, of course. Nothing like a soaring temperature to help the work, you know what I mean? Anyway, most of the time I just sit around the office waiting for the weekend. Don't get me wrong, I love the money the job pays. But my real passion lies in kicking people's f***ing heads in at football. See, I got to channel it somewhere. As you can probably tell by my bulging stomach, I don't participate in too many sporting activities. And I don't do drugs. Well, that's not entirely true, but not a lot. So I got to have my release in something, and a good f***ing fight seems like the best way. Wouldn't you agree? Maybe not. At least I wouldn't be walking around like you lot, f***ing horrible c***s with sticks shoved up your asses trying to pretend your little suburban nightmare's all right. Then again, I suppose it just depends which way you look at it."

Dudley Sutton as Bill Farrell

• (Dudley Sutton) "Don't you ever get the itch?"
• (Tommy Johnson) "Yeah. I can see myself on a sun lounger in my back garden, couple of kids running about. Sipping my Pimm's quietly."
• (Dudley Sutton) "Kids, eh?"
• (Tommy Johnson) "Yeah, why not?"
• (Dudley Sutton) "Well, what's their names?"
• (Tommy Johnson) "Dorian, after me mate."
• (Dudley Sutton) "Dorian? Both of them?"
• (Tommy Johnson) "Yeah, probably."
• (Dudley Sutton) "Well, what if they're girls?"
• (Tommy Johnson) "Dorian."

Frank Harper as Billy Bright

• (Frank Harper) "Don't f*** about, ping him."

• (Frank Harper) "Are you tryin' to mug me off in front of my pals?"

• (Frank Harper) "We'll get the beers safe and then we'll outflank 'em, yeah?"

Tamer Hassan as Fred

• (Tamer Hassan) "Don't get lemon Bill, it don't suit ya."
• (Frank Harper) "Spell it, you c***."
• (Tamer Hassan) "C-u-n-t, c***."
• (Frank Harper) "I meant "lemon", soppy bollocks."

Sophie Linfield as Tamara

• (Sophie Linfield) "So -- What do you do, then, Thomas?"
• (Tommy Johnson) "Me? I work long and hard."

• (Sophie Linfield) "Don't tell me you'd rather go to football."
• (Neil Maskell) "Well, I am male."

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