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The Four Seasons (1981 film) Quotes

The Four Seasons (1981 film) is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . The Four Seasons ended in 1970.

It features Martin Bregman as producer, and Victor J. Kemper as head of cinematography.

The Four Seasons (1981 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Four Seasons (1981 film) is 107 minutes long. The Four Seasons (1981 film) is distributed by Universal Pictures.

The Four Seasons (1981 film) Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "Are you mad at me?"
  • (Unnamed) "You got it."
  • (Unnamed) "You picked a helluva time to get irrational."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, I'm not irrational. Rational people get angry. Irrational people pretend they don't."
  • (Unnamed) "Why does everyone think I'm paranoid? Do you discuss this behind my back?"
  • (Unnamed) "I never met anyone who knew so much about the actuarial tables."
  • (Unnamed) "For a year and a half, all we talked about was zucchini. Then for another year it was green peppers; that was a nice change."
  • (Unnamed) "She remembers the day she got her tooth filled. Christ, I can hardly remember the first time I got laid."
  • (Unnamed) "We owe the length, breadth, and depth of this relationship to the two most basic human emotions -- fear and panic."
  • (Unnamed) "Don't eat."
  • (Unnamed) "Why?"
  • (Unnamed) "The crumbs go down into the upholstery. One loaf of french bread and the resale value goes down five-hundred dollars."
  • (Unnamed) "Can't I just eat the insides"
  • (Unnamed) "for a hundred?"
  • (Unnamed) "Are you upset with me for some reason?"
  • (Unnamed) "I just feel really let down by you. I happen to know that you betrayed your wife dozens of times."
  • (Unnamed) "Okay, if I did, that's what I did to her. What did I do to you?"
  • (Unnamed) "You didn't tell either of us."
  • (Unnamed) "What, every time I have an affair with a hat-check girl, I have to run and tell you?"
  • (Unnamed) "That's who you were having affairs with? Hat-check girls?"
  • (Unnamed) "No. They were all top professionals in their fields. I can't tell you all their names, but two of them were Margaret Thatcher and Indira Gandhi."
  • (Unnamed) "When you're ready to talk intelligently, then we'll talk. Until then, forget it."
  • (Unnamed) "I think Danny's upset."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, he'll be alright."
  • (Unnamed) "We've been joking around all night and he hasn't joined in. I think he's hurt. I think maybe we owe him an apology."
  • (Unnamed) "Why, because I laughed at him?"
  • (Unnamed) "Well -- yeah."
  • (Unnamed) "Look, Ginny, when people have been friends as long as we have, it's not such a terrible thing to kid somebody out of a depression. So don't get upset about what you don't understand."
  • (Unnamed) "I think you should apologize to her."
  • (Unnamed) "For what? I got excited, I spoke my mind, I said I was sorry and it's over and done with."
  • (Unnamed) "Well, I don't understand how you can hurt someone as guileless and vulnerable as Ginny."
  • (Unnamed) "She sure took on a lot of mystical qualities once you saw her swimming naked."
  • (Unnamed) "How can you say that?"
  • (Unnamed) "I just say what I think."
  • (Unnamed) "Well, maybe that's the problem. Why do you always say what you think? I mean, do you think your thoughts should just fall down from your brain onto your tongue like a gumball machine?"
  • (Unnamed) "Danny, I'm not going to start watching what I think or what I feel. I'm Italian."
  • (Unnamed) "I know you're Italian. I don't want to hear anymore how you're Italian."
  • (Unnamed) "Hey, out there. This woman is Italian."
  • (Unnamed) "You no longer have to announce your ethnic origin in this state. Everyone in Connecticut knows you're Italian. And when we cross the border, I'll take out an ad in the New York Times."
  • (Unnamed) "Why do you always have to do that? Why couldn't you have just kept quiet?"
  • (Unnamed) "Danny, I say what I feel. I'm Italian."
  • (Unnamed) "I know you're Italian. I know you're Italian."
  • (Unnamed) "This woman is Italian."
  • (Unnamed) "You no longer have to announce your ethnic origin in this state. Everyone in Connecticut knows that you're Italian."
  • (Unnamed) "I can sculpt a bicuspid that would fool God himself."
  • (Unnamed) "I wonder what other people do on their vacations?"
  • (Unnamed) "We are three-hundred-sixty dollars overbudget. Each. I don't see how we can make a trip to St. Croix unless we have a meeting first."
  • (Unnamed) "I don't see how we can make a trip to St. Croix unless it floats by."
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah."
  • (Unnamed) "He's been having affairs all along. Dozens."
  • (Unnamed) "You're kidding."
  • (Unnamed) "How could you not know? They even slept at your place once."
  • (Unnamed) "Where was I?"
  • (Unnamed) "You gave him the key to water your plants and feed the cats while you were away. Didn't you notice the funny expression on the cats' faces?"
  • (Unnamed) "He told you all of this?"
  • (Unnamed) "Most of it -- some of it came out when he was under gas."
  • (Unnamed) "You've made some friends at your dorm, right?"
  • (Unnamed) "Not really. Most of the people here have a peculiar idea of a good time."
  • (Unnamed) "What do you mean?"
  • (Unnamed) "They get drunk and piss off the balconies."
  • (Unnamed) "What about the girls?"
  • (Unnamed) "I'm talking about the girls."
  • (Unnamed) "You're kidding me."
  • (Unnamed) "You think I'm kidding you? You think it's a joke to have to walk home on a clear night with an umbrella?"
  • (Unnamed) "Is this the fun part? Are we having fun yet?"
  • (Unnamed) "Is he still thoughtful?"
  • (Unnamed) "Yes, Jack is thoughtful."
  • (Unnamed) "Does he observe good bathroom etiquette?"
  • (Unnamed) "Huh?"
  • (Unnamed) "Does he leave the seat up or does he put it down?"
  • (Unnamed) "Wait a minute. I always put the seat down."
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah, after I yelled at you to do it."
  • (Unnamed) "Danny, calm down."
  • (Unnamed) "Please don't tell me to calm down, this is the second time today someone has told me to calm down."
  • (Unnamed) "Well, I'm sorry. It's only my first."
  • (Unnamed) "Danny, how come you're allowed to have all these psychosomatic illnesses but when I throw up into my tote bag at two in the morning, it's just my imagination?"
  • (Unnamed) "In order to cook Chinese food properly, the temperature has to be at 480 degrees. It's a scientific fact."
  • (Unnamed) "Who said that, Einstein?"
  • (Unnamed) "No, Isaac Newton, inventor of mu shu pork."
  • (Unnamed) "I haven't used salt or mucus products for three years and I feel just great."
  • (Unnamed) "Who eats mucus?"
  • (Unnamed) "He means cheese and milk. Danny, say what you mean, would you please? You're talking to humans here."
  • (Unnamed) "I have shifted into a state of entropy that is progressing geometrically."
  • (Unnamed) "Entropy. Geometrically. Danny, you talk like a bad textbook."
  • (Unnamed) "You think that because I'm quirky I don't hurt? You've got it backwards. I'm quirky because I hurt."
  • (Unnamed) "These people are vicious. Vicious and ill."
  • (Unnamed) "They're making this trip very difficult."
  • (Unnamed) "They're not even ON this trip. They walk around mooning all the time, making goo-goo eyes -- my God, if one of them farts, the other thinks it's Guy Lombardo."
  • (Unnamed) "OK, that's a problem I have. When I get angry, I overanalyze. You know why I do that?"
  • (Unnamed) "You think whenever your brain has a thought, it has to just drop down onto your tongue like a gumball."
  • (Unnamed) "Let me tell you something, Jack: I'm ten years older than you, right?"
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah."
  • (Unnamed) "Alright, I just hope that when you get to be my age, you don't smell the foul breath of death and disintegration hanging over your shoulder the way I find it hanging over mine. I mean, I go to sleep at night on an ache so bad that it simply will not go away. I wake up in the middle of the night sweating, hearing my own bones decay. I have shifted into a state of entropy that's progressing geometrically."
  • (Unnamed) "Entropy. Geometrically. Danny, you talk like a bad textbook."
  • (Unnamed) "You think that because I'm quirky I don't hurt? You've got it backwards. I'm quirky because I hurt."
  • (Unnamed) "I'll tell you what; to hell with Nick. Tell him it's a god**** boa-constrictor."
  • (Unnamed) "I'm sorry to have to tell you this."
  • (Unnamed) "What?"
  • (Unnamed) "You're making me angry."
  • (Unnamed) "You're angry? Right now?"
  • (Unnamed) "I'm enraged."
  • (Unnamed) "How was I supposed to know? Maybe you can stamp your foot next time. Or try this."
  • (Unnamed) "WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA."

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