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The Freshman (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) Quotes

The Freshman (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . The Freshman stopped airing in 1970.

The Freshman (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "Does this sweater make me look fat?"
  • (Unnamed) "No. The fact that you're fat makes you look fat. That sweater just makes you look purple."
  • (Unnamed) "When you look back at this in the three seconds it'll take you to turn to dust, I think you'll find the mistake was touching my stuff."
  • (Unnamed) "You got a nice setup here. But you made one mistake."
  • (Unnamed) "What was that?"
  • (Unnamed) "Well, I'm not actually positive, but statistically speaking people usually make at least -"
  • (Unnamed) "What about breaking your arm? How's that feel, huh?"
  • (Unnamed) "Let me answer that question with a head-butt."
  • (Unnamed) "Guys, this is totally mine."
  • (Unnamed) "Okay, but you gotta share the eatin', 'cause I'm thinkin' Slayer's blood's gotta be whoa -- like Thai Stick."
  • (Unnamed) "I thought people were supposed to get smarter in college."
  • (Unnamed) "Do you understand? You are sucking energy from everyone in this room. They came here to learn. Get out."
  • (Unnamed) "I didn't mean to -- suck."
  • (Unnamed) "It's just in high school, knowledge was pretty much frowned upon; you really had to work to learn anything. But here, the energy, the-the collective intelligence, it's like this force, t-this penetrating force, a-and I can just feel my mind opening up, you know? A-and letting this place just thrust into and-and spurt knowledge into -- that sentence ended up in a different place than it started out in."
  • (Unnamed) "I must say, you've really got me now. I mean, this is a diabolical plan. Throw yourself at my feet with a broken arm and no weapons of any kind, how am I gonna get out of this one?"
  • (Unnamed) "How do you get to be renowned? I mean, like, do you have to be "nowned" first?"
  • (Unnamed) "Yes. First there's the painful "nowning" process."
  • (Unnamed) "How can you be so calm?"
  • (Unnamed) "Long, arduous hours of practice."
  • (Unnamed) "You up for a little reconnaissance?"
  • (Unnamed) "You mean where we all sculpt and paint and stuff?"
  • (Unnamed) "No, that was the Renaissance."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh. I've had a really long week."
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah, I'm hungry."
  • (Unnamed) "What a shock. We eat when I say we eat."
  • (Unnamed) "Well, we could hit the tunnels --"
  • (Unnamed) "We eat, WHEN I SAY WE EAT."
  • (Unnamed) "God, lighten up."
  • (Unnamed) "I think it's funny when you scream. It's like,"
  • (Unnamed) ", whoa."
  • (Unnamed) "I gotta get me some better lackeys, I swear."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, boyfriend. It's my on-campus boyfriend."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh no, I forgot to pick mine up. The line's probably really long now, too."
  • (Unnamed) "I can't wait till Mom gets the bill for these books. I hope it's a funny aneurysm."
  • (Unnamed) "Buffy, this is all about fear. It's understandable, but you can't let it control you. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to anger -- no, wait -- Fear leads to hate, hate leads to the dark side -- Hold on -- no, um -- first you get the women, then you get the money, then you- Okay, can we forget that?"
  • (Unnamed) "I'm Sunday. I'll be killing you here in a minute or so."
  • (Unnamed) "You know, that threat gets more frightening every time I hear it."
  • (Unnamed) "Uh, are we gonna fight, or is there just gonna be a monster sarcasm rally?"
  • (Unnamed) "I'm not supposed to have a private life?"
  • (Unnamed) "No. Because you're very, very old and it's gross."
  • (Unnamed) "Of Human Bondage. Have you ever read it?"
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, I'm not really into porn. I mean, I'm just- I'm tryin' to cut way back."
  • (Unnamed) "Freshmen, man, they're so predictable."
  • (Unnamed) "And you can never eat just one."
  • (Unnamed) "Do we hug?"
  • (Unnamed) "I think we're too manly."
  • (Unnamed) "Don't take this the wrong way, but; you fight like a girl."
  • (Unnamed) "Whoa --"

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