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The Garbage Pail Kids Movie Quotes

The Garbage Pail Kids Movie is a television program that debuted in 1970 . The Garbage Pail Kids Movie stopped airing in 1970.

It features Rod Amateau as producer, Michael Lloyd (music producer) in charge of musical score, and Harvey Genkins as head of cinematography.

The Garbage Pail Kids Movie is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Garbage Pail Kids Movie is 97 minutes long. The Garbage Pail Kids Movie is distributed by Atlantic Releasing Corporation.

The cast includes: Debbie Lee Carrington as Valerie Vomit, Kevin Thompson as Ali Gator, Anthony Newley as Captain Manzini, and Mackenzie Astin as Dodger.

The Garbage Pail Kids Movie Quotes

Anthony Newley as Captain Manzini

  • (Anthony Newley) "Here, try this on."
  • (Mackenzie Astin) "A dress?"
  • (Anthony Newley) "Only to western eyes. This is a dashiki, given to me by the great African leader Um-Tuh-Tuh, in gratitude for making his mother-in-law disappear."
  • (Mackenzie Astin) "You were in Africa?"
  • (Anthony Newley) "Actually, I was on my way back from Egypt. I was doing a split week, Cleveland and Cairo. But that's a long story."
  • (Anthony Newley) "Did you get the blood of a toad and the eye of a newt?"
  • (Mackenzie Astin) "Nope. The pet shop's out of unicorns, too."
  • (Anthony Newley) "No wonder there's no magic in the world today. You can't get the ingredients."

Debbie Lee Carrington as Valerie Vomit

  • (Debbie Lee Carrington) "Ali, you ate my burger."
  • (Kevin Thompson) "Oh, yeah? Prove it."
  • (Debbie Lee Carrington) "I can't, you ate the evidence."

Mackenzie Astin as Dodger

  • (Mackenzie Astin) "Do you sell much of this stuff? We've only had two customers and they didn't buy anything."
  • (Anthony Newley) "Patience is a bitter vine, dear Dodger, but it bears sweet fruit."
  • (Mackenzie Astin) "Huh?"
  • (Anthony Newley) "That's from the Greek. It loses a little something in translation. Now, let's add a little sparkle to our merchandise."
  • (Anthony Newley) "Funny people should call this junk, isn't it? When every piece is a diary of the human spirit."
  • (Anthony Newley) "Take this, for instance. "To my darling Mary, from Herbert." This is more than a book. It's a testimony to love."
  • (Mackenzie Astin) "And this?"
  • (Anthony Newley) "Ah, did the child who slept with this grow up to shake the world?"
  • (Mackenzie Astin) "Tell me about this, Captain Manzini"
  • (Anthony Newley) "Ah, an early form of air conditioning."
  • (Anthony Newley) "Also, a tool of romance. It could beckon --"
  • (Anthony Newley) "-- or rebuff."
  • (Mackenzie Astin) "Did you ever get beckoned?"
  • (Anthony Newley) "Yes. I also got rebuffed. But like me, this is a relic from a simpler age, when good and bad was black-and-white. And a man could settle all his differences with one of these."
  • (Anthony Newley) "Then some damn fool invented gunpowder, and a bigger damn fool split the atom. That's when I decided to leave mankind to it's folly and retire here. Into this world of memories"

Kevin Thompson as Ali Gator

  • (Kevin Thompson) "My God. It's Cousin Charlie."

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