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The Gift (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) Quotes

The Gift (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . The Gift stopped airing in 1970.

The Gift (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) Quotes

  • (Buffy) "This is how many apocalypses for us now?"
  • (Giles) "Oh, uh, well, six at least. Feels like a hundred."
  • (Buffy) "I've always stopped them. Always won."
  • (Giles) "Yes."
  • (Buffy) "I sacrificed Angel to save the world. I loved him so much. But I knew, what was right. I don't have that anymore. I don't understand. I don't know how to live in this world, if these are the choices. If everything just gets stripped away. I don't see the point. I just wish that- I just wish my mom was here."
  • (Buffy) "The spirit guide told me, that death is my gift. I guess that means a Slayer really is just a killer after all."
  • (Giles) "I think you're wrong about that."
  • (Buffy) "It doesn't matter. If Dawn dies, I'm done with it. I'm quitting."
  • (Spike) "You don't come near the girl, Doc."
  • (Doc) "I don't smell a soul anywhere on you. Why do you even care?"
  • (Spike) "I made a promise to a lady."
  • (Anya) "It's an omen. It's a higher power trying to tell me through bunnies that we're all gonna die. Oh god."
  • (Ben) "Can you move?"
  • (Ben) "Need a -- a minute. She could've killed me."
  • (Giles) "No, she couldn't. Never. And sooner or later, Glory will reemerge and make Buffy pay for that mercy, and the world with her. Buffy even knows that, and still she couldn't take a human life. She's a hero, you see. She's not like us."
  • (Ben) "Us?"
  • (Spike) "Blood is life, lack-brain. Why do you think we eat it? It's what keeps you going. Makes you warm. Makes you hard. Makes you other than dead."
  • (Xander) "Smart chicks are so hot."
  • (Willow) "You couldn't have figured that out in tenth grade?"
  • (Dawn Summers) "You. You can help me. Untie me. Please. She's coming."
  • (Doc) "Well, it seems she's running a bit late, is the thing, and uh, if Her Splendidness can't be here in time to bleed you --"
  • (Doc) "Hey, kid. Wanna see a trick?"
  • (Buffy) "Remember: The ritual starts, we all die; and I'll kill anyone who comes near Dawn."
  • (Spike) "Well, not exactly the St. Crispin's Day speech, was it?"
  • (Giles) "We few, we happy few --"
  • (Spike) "-- we band of buggered."
  • (Xander) "I think we're gonna get through this. I think I'm gonna live a long, and silly life, and I'm not interested in doing that without you around."
  • (Anya) "Oh. Okay."
  • (Xander) "Okay?"
  • (Anya) "Yes. I mean, yes. No."
  • (Xander) "No?"
  • (Anya) "After. Give it to me when the world doesn't end."
  • (Buffy) "We're not all gonna make it. You know that."
  • (Spike) "Yeah. Hey, always knew I'd go down fightin'."
  • (Buffy) "I'm counting on you -- to protect her."
  • (Spike) "Till the end of the world. Even if that happens to be tonight."
  • (Xander) "Hey, I happen to be --"
  • (Spike) "A glorified bricklayer?"
  • (Xander) "I'm also a swell bowler."
  • (Anya) "Has his own shoes."
  • (Spike) "The gods themselves do tremble."
  • (Xander) "The glorified bricklayer picks up a spare."
  • (Glory) "Wow, the Slayer's a robot. Did everybody else know the Slayer was a robot?"
  • (Buffy) "Glory."
  • (Buffy) "You're not the brightest god in the heavens, are you?"
  • (Anya) "Okay, but I'm still not hearing enough ideas. She's a God, let's think outside the box."
  • (Spike) "Why don't you go think outside the bleeding box."
  • (Giles) "Yes, Anya. Apart from your incredibly uninfectious enthusiasm have you anything else to contribute?"
  • (Anya) "The Dagon Sphere."
  • (Giles) "Sorry?"
  • (Anya) "When Buffy first met Glory she found that magical, glowy sphere that was meant to repel Glory. We've got it in the basement. It might drive her away or hurt her. Oh. And Olaf the troll god's enchanted hammer. You wanna fight a god, use the weapon of a god."
  • (Spike) "Nah, that thing's too heavy to --"
  • (Spike) "Yeah, good."
  • (Buffy) "I like this. Thanks."
  • (Anya) "Here to help. Wanna live."
  • (Spike) "I know you'll never love me."
  • (Spike) "I know that I'm a monster, but you treat me like a man, and that's --"
  • (Spike) "Get your stuff, I'll be here."
  • (Buffy) "Come on. Say it. We're "bloody well" talking about this. Tell me to kill my sister."
  • (Xander) "Shpadoinkle."

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