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The Girl Next Door (2004 film) Quotes

The Girl Next Door (2004 film) is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . The Girl Next Door ended in 1970.

It features Harry Gittes as producer, Paul Haslinger in charge of musical score, and Jamie Anderson as head of cinematography.

The Girl Next Door (2004 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Girl Next Door (2004 film) is 108 minutes long. The Girl Next Door (2004 film) is distributed by 20th Century Fox.

The cast includes: Emile Hirsch as Matthew, Elisha Cuthbert as Danielle, Donna Bullock as Mrs. Kidman, Chris Marquette as Eli, Paul Dano as Klitz, Timothy Olyphant as Kelly, Amanda Swisten as April, Jacob Young as Hunter, Emile Hirsch as Woman, Emile Hirsch as Man, Sung Hi Lee as Ferrari, James Remar as Hugo Posh, and Emile Hirsch as Matt.

The Girl Next Door (2004 film) Quotes

Timothy Olyphant as Kelly

  • (Timothy Olyphant) "Hey, you guys know Matty? I hung with him last night. Guy's the tits."
  • (Timothy Olyphant) "Hey, you know who's got the killer bud?"
  • (Timothy Olyphant) "This f***er right here."
  • (Timothy Olyphant) "Sometimes in life if you wanna do something good, you gotta do something bad."
  • (Emile Hirsch) "Yeah, but this is breaking and entering."
  • (Timothy Olyphant) "This is politics."
  • (Timothy Olyphant) "Man, there is some talent here. You get those girls together with those assbags right there and shoot 'em humping at, like, a football game or at a prom, that video would sell; f***, I'm good. How do I get these ideas? It's like a gift, you know? It's like I can't control it."
  • (Timothy Olyphant) "Ah, it's cool. I like runnin' errands."
  • (Timothy Olyphant) "Always leave 'em wanting more."
  • (Timothy Olyphant) "If I'm gonna do this payment plan thing, I need a show of good faith, you know, something concrete."
  • (Emile Hirsch) "Well, like what?"
  • (Timothy Olyphant) "A blow job."
  • (Emile Hirsch) "Nah, I told you. She's not gonna do that anymore."
  • (Timothy Olyphant) "Who said anything about her?"
  • (Timothy Olyphant) "Yeah. We're definitely outside the box now, huh? Now you gotta ask yourself, how far are you willing to go, hmm? How much do you really care about her?"
  • (Timothy Olyphant) "I'm joking, man. Relax. Damn. Do I look gay to you?"
  • (Timothy Olyphant) "Ok people, let's make some f***ie f***ie."
  • (Timothy Olyphant) "So how was Prom?"
  • (Emile Hirsch) "That's mine."
  • (Timothy Olyphant) "You know, we were gettin' along fine. But now you go and do this? This was my idea. Now I'm really gonna f*** your s*** up."
  • (Emile Hirsch) "I'm gonna need that back."
  • (Timothy Olyphant) "Oh."
  • (Timothy Olyphant) "Take it from me."
  • (Timothy Olyphant) "Yeah. What are you gonna do?"
  • (Emile Hirsch) "I don't have to do anything. Hugo Posh will. He's my partner on this 50-50. So -- can I please have my tape back?"
  • (Timothy Olyphant) "f*** --."
  • (Timothy Olyphant) "f*** you. I'm takin' your half then."
  • (Emile Hirsch) "No. That money's going to Samnang. The money you stole from him."
  • (Timothy Olyphant) "You say that like I care. I don't give a s***. You're giving me your half."
  • (Emile Hirsch) "And if I don't?"
  • (Timothy Olyphant) "Showtime."
  • (Timothy Olyphant) "Friends don't f*** with each other's business."
  • (Timothy Olyphant) "Those crazy little f***ers man, they sure know their numbers."
  • (Timothy Olyphant) "What the f*** is this s***?"

Emile Hirsch as Matthew

  • (Emile Hirsch) "And of course, I'll never forget the girl next door. As for me, I'm just goin' with it."
  • (Mr. Peterson) "So, what was the scholarship for?"
  • (Emile Hirsch) "Moral fiber."
  • (Emile Hirsch) "I just wanna let you know, I know who you really are, and you're better than this."
  • (Emile Hirsch) "Well, I don't speak a foreign language, so that's out. And I can't quote John F. Kennedy now, can I, Ryan?"
  • (Emile Hirsch) "Okay."
  • (Timothy Olyphant) "Okay what?"
  • (Emile Hirsch) "Show 'em the tape."
  • (Timothy Olyphant) "I'm not f***in' around."
  • (Emile Hirsch) "I just don't care anymore."
  • (Timothy Olyphant) "This -- is gonna be interesting."
  • (Emile Hirsch) "Oh my god, she's so hot."
  • (Chris Marquette) "What channel, dude?"
  • (Emile Hirsch) "What happened?"
  • (Chris Marquette) "Things got bad."
  • (Paul Dano) "BOLT. BOLT."
  • (Paul Dano) "Dude, wait up."
  • (Chris Marquette) "f*** you, dude."
  • (Emile Hirsch) "So what do you do besides torture people?"
  • (Emile Hirsch) "Hey, there's the big daddy."
  • (Dr. Salinger) "Matthew, what has been going on?"
  • (Emile Hirsch) "Some serious s***."
  • (Emile Hirsch) "How do you want me?"
  • (Emile Hirsch) "Oh, that's good. Yeah. Just, uh -- just get comfortable."
  • (Emile Hirsch) "I'm a little nervous."
  • (Emile Hirsch) "Nah, you're doing great."
  • (Emile Hirsch) "Matthew Kidman. I will always remember -- The three legs of the tripod. My business partner. My student advisor. The next Einstein. Eli's calling card. Klitz's big debut. My own scholarship to Georgetown. And of course, I'll never forget the girl next door. As for me, I'm just going with it."
  • (Emile Hirsch) "I just feel so weird --"
  • (Elisha Cuthbert) "Shh. Relax. Ecstasy is not that bad."
  • (Emile Hirsch) "What?"
  • (Elisha Cuthbert) "Kelly likes dosing people with E."
  • (Emile Hirsch) "Oh, my God. Am I gonna die?"
  • (Emile Hirsch) "Heyyy, it's my competition. Ryan, what's up my man?"
  • (Ryan) "Jesus, what happened to you?"
  • (Emile Hirsch) "Just living life, my man."
  • (Emile Hirsch) "Excuse me."
  • (Emile Hirsch) "It's such a long road, you know?"
  • (Emile Hirsch) "Why didn't you just tell me?"
  • (Elisha Cuthbert) "Because I didn't want to. Because I loved the way you looked at me. You don't understand how hard --"
  • (Emile Hirsch) "Wait."
  • (Elisha Cuthbert) "f*** you."
  • (Emile Hirsch) "Do you have the fever?"
  • (Paul Dano) "No. Why? Do you?"
  • (Emile Hirsch) "I don't know. Maybe."
  • (Emile Hirsch) "'Bout you?"
  • (Chris Marquette) "I just gotta f*** something."
  • (Emile Hirsch) "I'm in so much trouble."
  • (Emile Hirsch) "You better cure cancer, kid."

Chris Marquette as Eli

  • (Chris Marquette) "Okay, you know what the three of us are? We're a tripod."
  • (Paul Dano) "A tripod?"
  • (Chris Marquette) "Yes, a tripod. Which means that if you knock out one of our legs, WE-ALL-FALL."
  • (Chris Marquette) "Minions, let's move."
  • (Film School Student) "Why'd you skip film school? Don't you think you're a little young?"
  • (Chris Marquette) "SHUT THE f*** UP. Next question."
  • (Chris Marquette) "God, I just wanna bang hot chicks."
  • (Chris Marquette) "Learn to like it."
  • (Chris Marquette) "I could make a better sex-ed film with my mom."
  • (Chris Marquette) "Oh, my God, this is gonna be amazing."
  • (Chris Marquette) "Minions."
  • (Chris Marquette) "Dude, don't mess this up."
  • (Emile Hirsch) "Mess what up?"
  • (Chris Marquette) "Matt, she's a porn star. Okay? Take her to a motel room and bang her like a beast."
  • (Emile Hirsch) "Eli, I like this girl."
  • (Chris Marquette) "And you can still like her with your penis inside her. Matthew, I tell you that you're going to regret this. What would JFK do? You know he'd tap that ass."
  • (Emile Hirsch) "Eli, I'm never going to see her again."
  • (Chris Marquette) "Oh, you know what? Fine."
  • (Emile Hirsch) "Fine."
  • (Chris Marquette) "Fine."
  • (Chris Marquette) "Goddammit Matt. I swear to God if you don't f*** her, I'll kill myself. Matt. Please. Please, Matt. f*** her for me. For me."
  • (Chris Marquette) "Dude."
  • (Emile Hirsch) "I know."
  • (Paul Dano) "Dude."
  • (Emile Hirsch) "I know."

Elisha Cuthbert as Danielle

  • (Elisha Cuthbert) "Look. They're coming to you."
  • (Jacob Young) "Yo, Matt."
  • (Emile Hirsch) "What's up?"
  • (Jacob Young) "What's up. Can we talk to you for a second?"
  • (Emile Hirsch) "Dude, I'm with my girl."
  • (Jacob Young) "Oh, sorry man. Should we come back?"
  • (Elisha Cuthbert) "No, I'll leave you guys alone."
  • (Emile Hirsch) "What's up?"
  • (Elisha Cuthbert) "Thank you."
  • (Emile Hirsch) "For what?"
  • (Elisha Cuthbert) "I never went to prom."
  • (Elisha Cuthbert) "Just go with it."
  • (Elisha Cuthbert) "Ooh, boxers."
  • (Emile Hirsch) "I always wear boxers. You just caught me on a weird day."
  • (Elisha Cuthbert) "Hi, I'm all wet. Can I come in?"
  • (Elisha Cuthbert) "So what's the craziest thing you've done lately?"
  • (Emile Hirsch) "Oh I mean, it's hard to tell, you know. I've just done so much nuts stuff."
  • (Elisha Cuthbert) "You haven't done anything, have you?"

Sung Hi Lee as Ferrari

  • (Sung Hi Lee) "I know I lost my virginity at prom. How about you? When did you lose your virginity?"
  • (Amanda Swisten) "When I was ten."
  • (Sung Hi Lee) "Okay, moving on --"
  • (Sung Hi Lee) "Your name is Klitz?"
  • (Paul Dano) "With a K."

Amanda Swisten as April

  • (Amanda Swisten) "Is your name really Clitz?"
  • (Paul Dano) "Yeah, with a K."

Donna Bullock as Mrs. Kidman

  • (Donna Bullock) "Do these girls go to your high school?"
  • (Chris Marquette) "No, Mrs Kidman. They're porn stars."
  • (Donna Bullock) "Eli, do those girls go to your school?"
  • (Chris Marquette) "Actually, no, Mrs. Kidman, they're porn stars."

James Remar as Hugo Posh

  • (James Remar) "Kelly. What do we say?"
  • (Timothy Olyphant) "f*** you."
  • (James Remar) "Always with the big words."

Paul Dano as Klitz

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