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The Golden Child Quotes

The Golden Child is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . The Golden Child completed its run in 1970.

It features Edward S. Feldman as producer, Michel Colombier in charge of musical score, and Donald E. Thorin as head of cinematography.

The Golden Child is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Golden Child is 94 minutes long. The Golden Child is distributed by Paramount Pictures.

The cast includes: Eddie Murphy as Chandler Jarrell, Charlotte Lewis as Kee Nang, Charles Dance as Sardo Numspaa, Shakti Chen as Kala, and Pons Maar as Fu.

The Golden Child Quotes

Charlotte Lewis as Kee Nang

  • (Charlotte Lewis) "I didn't spend -- the night with you to obligate you. I spent the night with you -- because I love you."
  • (Charlotte Lewis) "Gompa, I have ruined myself with the American. He is a fool."
  • (The Old Man) "But he's brave."
  • (Charlotte Lewis) "He is irresponsible."
  • (The Old Man) "But he's generous."
  • (Charlotte Lewis) "He thinks of nothing but protecting his own feelings."
  • (The Old Man) "But if you touch his heart, there's nothing he wouldn't do for you."
  • (Charlotte Lewis) "He believes in nothing."
  • (The Old Man) "Yet, still he does what is right."
  • (Charlotte Lewis) "He is a callous, thoughtless, undisciplined fool."
  • (The Old Man) "Yes. I, too, like him very much. It's very hard not to."
  • (Charlotte Lewis) "We'll be there soon."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "Yeah, well, ya' better have a spatula where we're goin' cause my ass is frozen to this yak."
  • (Charlotte Lewis) "She's over 300 years old."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "How do you manage something like that?"
  • (Charlotte Lewis) "One of her ancestors was raped by a dragon."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "Does that happen a lot where you come from?"

Eddie Murphy as Chandler Jarrell

  • (Eddie Murphy) "'Butt Pie' is a sequel to the bestseller 'Butt Cake.' A whole magazine of butt with cake all over it."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "'Chunky Asses?'"
  • (The Old Man) "Keep your thought as pure as the water."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "Hey, this water ain't really that pure."
  • (The Old Man) "Un-heh, neither are you."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "I dont know, maybe he cut himself shaving and bled to death looking for a kleenex."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "Hey, that's a neat trick you do, where somebody throws a rock at you and you wave your hand and make it hit something else. Did you ever hear of Ed McMahon and "Star Search"? Do they have "Star Search" in Tibet? Probably not. Probably got "Food Search." But you know what we could do, is we could all go on "Star Search" and we could give the audience rocks, and have them throw them at you, and then you can wave your hand and make them all hit Ed McMahon; hard."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "They're not gonna let me on the plane with this 2 foot knife."
  • (Charlotte Lewis) "Yes they will."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "No they won't. I'm going to jail."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "So, tell me about this dream."
  • (Charlotte Lewis) "Some part's real, some part's dream."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "So this scar on my arm's real."
  • (Charlotte Lewis) "Right."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "What about Numsie?"
  • (Charlotte Lewis) "Numspaa, Sardo Numspaa."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "Yeah."
  • (Charlotte Lewis) "He's very real."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "You know, you were there, and you said some things that seemed pretty real --"
  • (Charlotte Lewis) "That part was dream."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "I was just checking."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "So, you're just gonna let that booger freeze up on your jacket like that?"
  • (Eddie Murphy) "Only a man whose heart is pure can wield the knife, and only a man whose ass is narrow can get down these steps. And if mine's is such an ass, then I shall have it."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "Ha. I got the knife. Now turn on the god**** lights."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "I know this is a dream, so I can say anything I want and get away with it. So I think I will say, from my heart, kiss my ass. Kiss my ass."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "My dear, sweet brother Numsie."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "So, I gotta go to Tibet, because I'm the Chosen One. Why can't anybody choose me to go to the Bahamas?"

Charles Dance as Sardo Numspaa

  • (Charles Dance) "You've no idea who I am, have you?"
  • (Eddie Murphy) "Yes. You're Sardo Numsie. Ha-ha-ha. Look, I don't care who you are. I do care that you kidnapped a little kid, though."
  • (Charles Dance) "I could destroy you --"
  • (Charles Dance) "-- just like that."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "We wouldn't want that. Listen, bring me the boy, and I'll give you the knife. And then no one will have to be destroyed --"
  • (Eddie Murphy) "-- jus' like that."

Shakti Chen as Kala

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