The Golden Palace Quotes

The Golden Palace is a TV show that first aired in 1992 on CBS. The Golden Palace ended in 1993.

The Golden Palace aired for 1 seasons and 24 episodes. It features Andrew Gold as theme composer. The Golden Palace is created by Susan Harris.

The Golden Palace is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Golden Palace is 22-24 minutes long. The Golden Palace is produced by Witt/Thomas/Harris Productions and distributed by Disney-ABC Domestic Television. Spinoffs for this show include The Golden Girls: Their Greatest Moments.

The cast includes: Betty White as Rose, Estelle Getty as Sophia, and Don Cheadle as Roland Wilson.

The Golden Palace Quotes

Betty White as Rose

• (Betty White) "I win, Roland wins -- it's a win-win situation. Oh, all except for you, Blanche. You lose. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha."

• (Unnamed) "Now, if you don't mind, I'm going to slip into something that will make me look my best."
• (Betty White) "May I suggest a time machine?"

• (Betty White) "I love restaurant kitchens, don't you? Everything is always so big."
• (Unnamed) "Big in a kitchen does not excite me, Rose."

• (Betty White) "-- I mean, don't you think that ship has sailed?"
• (Estelle Getty) "That ship has sunk."

• (Betty White) "Penny for your thoughts Sophia?"
• (Estelle Getty) "You're an idiot and that's on the house."

Estelle Getty as Sophia

• (Unnamed) "This tub must way at least 10 pounds."
• (Estelle Getty) "That's what the doctor said when he delivered you."

• (Unnamed) "What in hell is that?"
• (Estelle Getty) "My feet."
• (Unnamed) "They're freezing."
• (Estelle Getty) "I know. So I'd figured I put them in the hottest place in Miami."

• (Estelle Getty) "Who are you supposed to be? Dr. Quinn, medicine slut?"

Don Cheadle as Roland Wilson

• (Don Cheadle) "What if you squish a spider, but he's not really dead? And then when you go to flush him down the toilet, he hides on the side? And then, when he's strong -- you sit down -- and when you're most vulnerable -- he gets you."

• (Don Cheadle) "Aha. I caught you with your pants down."
• (Unnamed) "It's not like being the first man on the moon."

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