The Good Girl Quotes

The Good Girl is a television program that debuted in 1970 . The Good Girl ended its run in 1970.

It features Matthew Greenfield as producer, Tony Maxwell in charge of musical score, and Enrique Chediak as head of cinematography.

The Good Girl is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Good Girl is 93 minutes long. The Good Girl is distributed by Fox Searchlight Pictures.

The cast includes: Jennifer Aniston as Justine, Jake Gyllenhaal as Holden, Tim Blake Nelson as Bubba, Zooey Deschanel as Cheryl, John C. Reilly as Phil Last, Mike White as Corny, and Deborah Rush as Gwen Jackson.

The Good Girl Quotes

Jake Gyllenhaal as Holden

• (Jake Gyllenhaal) "You're a hooker, you hooker."

• (Jake Gyllenhaal) "If I could only get my hands on some money. If someone could just tell me the answer. I gotta do. But I don't ever do anything 'cos I end up thinking about it instead. I gotta do. But do what?"

• (Jake Gyllenhaal) "I'm staring to think -- That you don't get me."
• (Jennifer Aniston) "MAYBE I don't get you."
• (Jake Gyllenhaal) "YOU DO. YOU DO GET ME, YOU JUST DON'T WANNA GET ME BECAUSE I AM TOO INTENSIFIED FOR YOU."

• (Jake Gyllenhaal) "You know, sometimes I think to myself: At least it can't get any worse. But it can. It can get worse. As long as you can say you hit rock bottom, you haven't."

Jennifer Aniston as Justine

• (Jennifer Aniston) "I saw in your eyes that you hate the world. I hate it, too."

• (Jennifer Aniston) "What are we doing here?"
• (Jake Gyllenhaal) "Makin' one outta two."

• (Jennifer Aniston) "I thought if I died today what would happen to me? A hateful girl -- A selfish girl -- An adulteress -- A liar."

• (Jennifer Aniston) "They call you Tom?"
• (Jake Gyllenhaal) "It's my slave name."

• (Jennifer Aniston) "I can't do it."
• (Jake Gyllenhaal) "We'll be back here before you know it."
• (Jennifer Aniston) "I don't wanna -- I don't wanna go."
• (Jake Gyllenhaal) "Justine"
• (Jake Gyllenhaal) "I'm yours I'm all yours"

• (Jennifer Aniston) "Oh, who gives a s***. Who needs a f***en baby anyway, you wanna make your self useful around here, why dont you get that god**** tv fixed?"
• (John C. Reilly) "What the hell?"
• (Jennifer Aniston) "It sounds like a helicopter is landing in here."

• (Jennifer Aniston) "Is this your last best chance? Or are you going to your grave with unlived lives in your veins?"

• (Jennifer Aniston) "Gwen says smoking marijuana lowers your sperm."
• (John C. Reilly) "Lowers it to where?"
• (Jennifer Aniston) "Maybe you're the infertile one around here. Maybe every time you smoke a little doobie, you're killing our unborn children."

• (Jennifer Aniston) "As a girl you see the world as a giant candy store filled with sweet candy and such. But one day you look around and you see a prison and you're on death row. You wanna run or scream or cry but something's locking you up. Are the other folks cows chewing cud until the hour comes when their heads roll? Or are they just keeping quiet like you, planning their escape."

• (Jennifer Aniston) "Couple that prays together, stays together."
• (John C. Reilly) "I heard it was the couple that lays together, stays together."
• (Jennifer Aniston) "Well, you've heard wrong."

• (Jennifer Aniston) "How it all came down to this, only the Devil knows. Retail Rodeo is at the corner on my left. The motel is down the road to my right. I close my eyes and try to peer into the future. On my left, I saw days upon days of lipstick and ticking clocks, dirty looks and quiet whisperings. And burning secrets that just won't ever die away. And on my right, what could I picture? The blue sky, the desert earth, stretching out into the eerie infinity. A beautiful never-ending nothing."

• (Jennifer Aniston) "Whatcha readin'?"
• (Jake Gyllenhaal) "Catcher in the Rye -- I'm named after it."
• (Jennifer Aniston) "What's your name?"
• (Jennifer Aniston) "Catcher?"

• (Jennifer Aniston) "After living in the dark for so long, a glimpse of the light can make you giddy. Strange thoughts come into your head and you better think'em. Has a special fate been calling you and you not listening? Is there a secret message right in front of you and you're not reading it? Is this your last, best chance? Are you gonna take it? Or are you going to the grave with unlived lives in your veins?"

• (Jennifer Aniston) "Holden; calm down. Alright?"
• (Jake Gyllenhaal) "I can't calm down. Easy if I was a hooker like you then I'd calm down all over town."

Tim Blake Nelson as Bubba

• (Tim Blake Nelson) "Look, you got your choice to make, destroy your marriage and break your husband's heart, or have sex with me right now."

John C. Reilly as Phil Last

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Zooey Deschanel as Cheryl

• (Zooey Deschanel) "Happy Halloween, Retail Rodeo shoppers. There's a Retail Rodeo special on all bulk candy on aisle 4. Ghouls and goblins, witches and warlocks, wandering these aisles day after day, I put a Halloween curse on your hellish heads."

• (Zooey Deschanel) "And f*** you very much."
• (Unnamed) "What?"
• (Zooey Deschanel) "Thank you very much."

• (Old Woman) "I look too white, don't you think?"
• (Zooey Deschanel) "Not at all. I'm just trying to match your face with your hair. I was thinking you're not white enough."
• (Old Woman) "I think I look kind of weird."
• (Zooey Deschanel) "The first rule of fashion is you have to look weird. What I'm doing has come straight here from France."
• (Old Woman) "Oh?"
• (Zooey Deschanel) "It's called Cirque du Face, meaning "Circus of the Face", and it's all the rage with the Frenchies, ma'am."
• (Old Woman) "Well, you're the professional."

• (Zooey Deschanel) "Sit right down here, ma'am. We're going to make you pretty. Now how do you like your hair?"
• (Big Haired Woman) "What? Are you going to do my hair?"
• (Zooey Deschanel) "No, I just need to know if that's your usual way of wearing it, all big and high. If it is, I'll just put more makeup on your chin to offset it. You're going to want to take a whole bottle of this home with you. It's got quite a lot of ingredients in it, so you're getting a good deal. It's got ginkgo extract in it. Do you know what that is?"
• (Big Haired Woman) "No."
• (Zooey Deschanel) "It's extract of the ginkgo, and it makes your skin real slick so that any liquid will roll right off you, be it water, or lemon juice, or urine. I'll put it in a bag for you."

• (Zooey Deschanel) "You didn't bring this into the store with you?"
• (Heavy Set Woman) "No."
• (Zooey Deschanel) "Then I'll go ahead and charge you for it. This is a hand lotion, so don't put it on any other part of your body, even if that part needs lubrication. We try to keep frivolous lawsuits to a minimum, unless, of course, the customer is at fault."

• (Zooey Deschanel) "Attention, shoppers. There's a Retail Rodeo special on aisle 3. Liquid Drain Cleaner, 2 12-ounce cans for $5.00. Liquid Drain Cleaner has churning power and it will churn right through your pipes. Ladies, you need female plumbing. Shove something clean and new up your filthy pipes. That's Liquid Drain Cleaner on aisle 3. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Retail Rodeo."

Mike White as Corny

• (Mike White) "It's a church. You can't make water without bumping your nut on a bible."

• (Mike White) "You got any interest in reading the Bible?"
• (Jennifer Aniston) "I have my own, you know, beliefs."
• (Mike White) "Well, we don't preach fire and brimstone. 10 Commandments, gotta live by those. Other than the usual ways, we're not interested in scaring people. We're about loving Jesus."
• (Jennifer Aniston) "Mm-hmm. Yeah, I kind of like my nights to myself."
• (Mike White) "Well, maybe you'll have night after night of eternal hellfire all to yourself. Just kidding you. Drive safe. Bye-bye."

Deborah Rush as Gwen Jackson

• (Deborah Rush) "Happy Halloween, Corny."
• (Mike White) "Oh -- I'm not a pagan, but thanks all the same."

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