The Goodies (TV series) Quotes

The Goodies is a television show that debuted in 1970 on BBC Two . The Goodies ended its run in 1982.

The Goodies lasted 76 episodes. The Goodies is created by Tim Brooke-Taylor.

Each episode of The Goodies is 30 - 50 minutes long. The Goodies is produced by BBC and distributed by BBC Worldwide.

The Goodies Quotes

• (Unnamed) "But those aren't art lovers; they're Americans."

• (Unnamed) "Don't worry, the windscreen won't shatter."
• (Unnamed) "How come?"
• (Unnamed) "No glass."

• (Unnamed) "We're all dead. Dead. D-E-D-D, DEAD."

• (Unnamed) "Enjoyment? There is no enjoyment at the Eisteddfod. Eistedfod is an old Welsh word, from the old Welsh. It comes from two words: "eistedd" meaning "bored" and "fod" meaning "stiff"."

• (Unnamed) "Be fair, I think the GPO have got a very difficult job to do."
• (Unnamed) "Yes, that's why they do it so badly."

• (Unnamed) "Rolf Harris -- Number of legs -- variable"

• (Unnamed) "Listen. If he goes, I go."
• (Unnamed) "It's a deal."

• (Unnamed) "I do not want money. I do not want wealth. All I ask is that people humbly and honestly sink to their knees and worship me."

• (Unnamed) "At least there's time to do the ironing."
• (Unnamed) "Just think, this is the end of Derby County -- and the Muppets."
• (Unnamed) "The Muppets?"
• (Unnamed) "Yes, when we go, they'll go too, you know -- oh, I do hope they don't suffer."
• (Unnamed) "They're not real, you know."
• (Unnamed) "Well, of course they're real."
• (Unnamed) "Don't be silly -- the Muppets are just dollies."
• (Unnamed) "If they're "dollies", how come they can sing and dance and make sophisticated funny remarks?"
• (Unnamed) "Look, Kermit the frog is a green sock."
• (Unnamed) "What?"
• (Unnamed) "Kermit the frog is a man on his knees with a green sock on his hand."
• (Unnamed) ""Hello frog lovers, and welcome to the Muppet Show. I'd like to welcome our very special guest, Miss Piggy. Yay-ay-ay-ay.""
• (Unnamed) "Well she has GOT to be real."
• (Unnamed) "Pair of old y-fronts and a mop head."
• (Unnamed) ""Hello Kermit, spawn of my heart, frog of my dreams.""
• (Unnamed) ""Hi there Miss Piggy, and what can I do for you?" Fozzie Bear is a brown woolly jumper with a hat on."
• (Unnamed) ""Oh boy, funn-y. Oh Kermit, I hope those two old guys don't heckle me.""
• (Unnamed) ""Boo boo, the bear's a comedian, the comedian's a bear. Boo, boo.""
• (Unnamed) ""A-NI-MAL.""
• (Unnamed) "No, stop it. Lies. LIES."
• (Unnamed) ""Halfway up the stairs is the stair where I" --"
• (Unnamed) "NO."
• (Unnamed) "I'll release his inhibitions through anger and violence. My life's work is at an end. I can die a happy man."
• (Unnamed) "You shouldn't have hit me with that. You'll ruin the cake."

• (Unnamed) "Just look at these end of year expenses."
• (Unnamed) "Yeah, you're right."
• (Unnamed) "Bill?"
• (Unnamed) "Yeah?"
• (Unnamed) "You're fired."
• (Unnamed) "Okay."
• (Unnamed) "What?"

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