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The Granny Quotes

The Granny is a television program that debuted in 1970 . The Granny ended in 1970.

It features Sam Bernard as producer, Kendall Schmidt (composer) in charge of musical score, and Wally Pfister as head of cinematography.

The Granny is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Granny is 85 minutes long. The Granny is produced by Warner Music Vision and distributed by Warner Music Vision.

The cast includes: Luca Bercovici as Namon Ami, Stella Stevens as Granny, Sandy Helberg as Albert, Ryan Bollman as Junior, Brant von Hoffman as David, Heather Elizabeth Parkhurst as Antoinette, Shannon Whirry as Kelly, Patricia Sturges as Andrea, and Samantha Hendricks as Amy.

The Granny Quotes

Brant von Hoffman as David

  • (Brant von Hoffman) "Hi, Kelly. Want some soup? Made it myself."
  • (Stella Stevens) "With a little help from me."
  • (Stella Stevens) "Glad you could join us, sweetheart."
  • (Sandy Helberg) "Kelly, my dear. Nice to see you. Join us, won't you?"
  • (Patricia Sturges) "She really doesn't have much choice, dose she?"
  • (Brant von Hoffman) "Where are your parents?"
  • (Ryan Bollman) "Who knows, probably somewhere bumping uglies."

Stella Stevens as Granny

  • (Stella Stevens) "Treats for the sweets."
  • (Brant von Hoffman) "Hi, everybody."
  • (Ryan Bollman) "What is this, prime rib?"
  • (Ryan Bollman) "I love it."
  • (Sandy Helberg) "Mmm. Wonderful soup."
  • (Brant von Hoffman) "Thank you."
  • (Heather Elizabeth Parkhurst) "They say that the family that eats together --"
  • (Sandy Helberg) "-- stays together."

Sandy Helberg as Albert

  • (Sandy Helberg) "I would never tear down this house. I have such fond memories of growing up here."
  • (Ryan Bollman) "Really dad, like what?"
  • (Sandy Helberg) "Like, uh, well, the time I -- well, they've escaped me at the moment."

Samantha Hendricks as Amy

  • (Samantha Hendricks) "You know something? Y'all make me sick."
  • (Stella Stevens) "You little brat. Well, what are you waiting for, you jugheads? Go get her."

Luca Bercovici as Namon Ami

  • (Luca Bercovici) "It seems you have a wonderful, loving family."
  • (Stella Stevens) "Ha. The last time I felt anything like love from this family it turned out to be gas."

Heather Elizabeth Parkhurst as Antoinette

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