The Greasy Strangler Quotes

The Greasy Strangler is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . The Greasy Strangler ended in 1970.

It features Andrew Hung in charge of musical score, and Mårten Tedin as head of cinematography.

The Greasy Strangler is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Greasy Strangler is 93 minutes long. The Greasy Strangler is distributed by FilmRise.

The cast includes: Michael St. Michaels as Big Ronnie, Sam Dissanayake as Indian Tourist, Abdoulaye NGom as Senegalese Tourist, Holland MacFallister as Scandinavian Tourist, Sky Elobar as Big Brayden, and Elizabeth De Razzo as Janet.

The Greasy Strangler Quotes

Abdoulaye NGom as Senegalese Tourist

• (Abdoulaye NGom) "You must give me free drinks immediately."
• (Michael St. Michaels) "Drop it with the free drinks crap."
• (Sam Dissanayake) "We believe in the power of free drinks."
• (Michael St. Michaels) "There are no free drinks. And if you're trying to rip me an new asshole, you're making a big mistake."
• (Sam Dissanayake) "You are a s***ty businessman, you know that, no?"
• (Michael St. Michaels) "And you're a bunch of f***ing c***s. Check my cheeks."

Michael St. Michaels as Big Ronnie

• (Michael St. Michaels) "Well who likes the Bee Gees? Well this is where they came up with that fabulous spunky song, Night Fever."
• (Sam Dissanayake) "What do you mean came up with?"
• (Michael St. Michaels) "They wrote the lyrics while they were standing in this doorway."
• (Sam Dissanayake) "Why were they standing in this doorway?"
• (Michael St. Michaels) "They were waiting for a friend to pick them up. They were going out for Chinese and celebrating his birthday."
• (Sam Dissanayake) "Can you verify that please?"
• (Michael St. Michaels) "Trust me I know disco."
• (Sam Dissanayake) "I thought free drinks were included in this tour?"
• (Michael St. Michaels) "No. There's no free drinks. I don't know where you got that idea?"
• (Sam Dissanayake) "It said in the brochure."
• (Michael St. Michaels) "The information you got is bulls***."
• (Sam Dissanayake) "We don't need even fizzy drinks, just water would be enough."
• (Michael St. Michaels) "You. Got. False. Information."
• (Sam Dissanayake) "We must have free drinks."
• (Michael St. Michaels) "No. Free. Drinks."
• (Abdoulaye NGom) "Free drinks now."
• (Michael St. Michaels) "No free drinks."
• (Sam Dissanayake) "Come on we want free drinks."
• (Holland MacFallister) "Free drinks."
• (Abdoulaye NGom) "WE must have free drinks."
• (Michael St. Michaels) "No. Free. Drinks."
• (Sam Dissanayake) "Free drinks. Free drinks. Free drinks. Free drinks. Free drinks. Free drinks. Free drinks. Free drinks."
• (Michael St. Michaels) "No. Free. Drinks."
• (Holland MacFallister) "Frei drinkin."
• (Michael St. Michaels) "Nichts. Frei. Drink."

• (Michael St. Michaels) "Well who likes the Bee Gees? Well this is where they came up with that fabulous spunky song, Night Fever."
• (Sam Dissanayake) "What do you mean came up with?"
• (Michael St. Michaels) "They wrote the lyrics while they were standing in this doorway."
• (Sam Dissanayake) "Why were they standing in this doorway?"
• (Michael St. Michaels) "They were waiting for a friend to pick them up. They were going out for Chinese and celebrating his birthday."
• (Sam Dissanayake) "Can you verify that please?"
• (Michael St. Michaels) "Trust me I know disco."
• (Sam Dissanayake) "I thought free drinks were included in this tour?"
• (Michael St. Michaels) "No. There's no free drinks. I don't know where you got that idea?"
• (Sam Dissanayake) "It said in the brochure."
• (Michael St. Michaels) "The information you got is bulls***."
• (Sam Dissanayake) "We don't need even fizzy drinks, just water would be enough."
• (Michael St. Michaels) "You. Got. False. Information."
• (Sam Dissanayake) "We must have free drinks."
• (Michael St. Michaels) "No. Free. Drinks."
• (Abdoulaye NGom) "Free drinks now."
• (Michael St. Michaels) "No free drinks."
• (Sam Dissanayake) "Come on we want free drinks."
• (Holland MacFallister) "Free drinks."
• (Sam Dissanayake) "WE must have free drinks."
• (Michael St. Michaels) "No. Free. Drinks."
• (Abdoulaye NGom) "Free drinks. Free drinks. Free drinks. Free drinks. Free drinks. Free drinks. Free drinks. Free drinks."
• (Michael St. Michaels) "No. Free. Drinks."
• (Holland MacFallister) "Frei drinkin."
• (Michael St. Michaels) "Nichts. Frei. Drink."

• (Michael St. Michaels) "I'm officially dating Janet. We made it official last night. We sealed it with a kiss."
• (Sky Elobar) "Bulls*** artist."
• (Michael St. Michaels) "Janet and I are exclusive. There's no reason to talk of this anymore."
• (Sky Elobar) "Bulls*** artist."
• (Michael St. Michaels) "Bulls*** artist."
• (Sky Elobar) "Bulls*** artist. Bulls*** artist. Bulls*** artist. Bulls*** artist. Bulls*** artist. Bulls*** artist."
• (Michael St. Michaels) "You sir, are a horse s*** artist."
• (Sky Elobar) "I call bulls*** on that."
• (Michael St. Michaels) "I'm detecting the unmistakable scent of -- wait for it."
• (Sky Elobar) "Horse s***?"
• (Michael St. Michaels) "No you're answer is completely wrong. The correct answer is --"
• (Sky Elobar) "What's the correct answer?"
• (Michael St. Michaels) "Wait --"
• (Sky Elobar) "Tell me the correct answer."
• (Michael St. Michaels) "The correct answer is -- horses***."
• (Sky Elobar) "That's what I said dad."
• (Michael St. Michaels) "Ahhhhh bulls***."
• (Sky Elobar) "You're covered in horse s***."
• (Michael St. Michaels) "Bull. s***. Ar. Tist."
• (Sky Elobar) "You're officially the world's biggest bulls*** and horse s*** artist."
• (Michael St. Michaels) "Bulls***. Horse s***. Cat s***. Tiger s***. Lion s***. Duck s***. Walrus s***. Penguin s***. King penguin s***. B-U-DOUBLE L-S-H-I-T NEW WORD A-R-T-I-S-T spells BULLs*** ARTIST. I say again, bulls*** artist. Bully, bully, bulls***."
• (Sky Elobar) "Janet was my first she loved me only."
• (Michael St. Michaels) "Well I call bulls*** on that one, cause last night I claimed her p*****."
• (Sky Elobar) "Oh you claimed her p***** but you never claimed her heart."
• (Michael St. Michaels) "Don't make me evict you. I'm getting really close to throwing your whiny ass out of my house forever."

• (Michael St. Michaels) "Are there expensive high quality crème cocktails? What the f*** do you think? I'm expecting to run up a formidable bar bill tonight -- Fifteen bucks for a luxuriously creamy p*****-ass daiquiri."
• (Sky Elobar) "That's kind of pricy for a drink."

• (Michael St. Michaels) "People like milky coffee. Why not put a little grease in your coffee?"
• (Sky Elobar) "No dad. That sounds gross."
• (Michael St. Michaels) "Why not put a little grease in your java? Why not try it?"
• (Sky Elobar) "You're such a gross out dad. I think I might barf."
• (Michael St. Michaels) "Well I'm not saying I wanna do it, I just wondered why they haven't tried greasy coffee."
• (Sky Elobar) "Greasy coffee?"
• (Michael St. Michaels) "Ah, you probably think I'm the Greasy Stranger."
• (Sky Elobar) "I never said that."
• (Michael St. Michaels) "Tell you a secret, I am the Greasy Strangler."
• (Sky Elobar) "Hey I call bulls*** on that."
• (Michael St. Michaels) "Ohhhhkay, I'm not the Greasy Strangler."
• (Sky Elobar) "But you're a bulls*** artist."
• (Michael St. Michaels) "Yeah, I kinda am."

• (Michael St. Michaels) "And now, this very store here is where Kool, from Kool & the Gang, worked before he exploded unto the disco scene. Anyway this is the end of Big Ronnie's disco tour thank you very much for coming and ah, come again soon."
• (Elizabeth De Razzo) "So, where you taking me tonight mister?"
• (Sky Elobar) "How about a sizzling cajun hot pot?"
• (Michael St. Michaels) "Well what about me? Who's gonna cook for me? I'm hungry."
• (Sky Elobar) "You'll have to go to a vendor dad. You'll have to go get a dog."
• (Elizabeth De Razzo) "Not a real dog."
• (Sky Elobar) "Yeah don't bite into a real dog."
• (Elizabeth De Razzo) "Don't bite into a woof-woof."
• (Sky Elobar) "Woof-woof."
• (Michael St. Michaels) "Okay. You two can f*** off tonight."
• (Sky Elobar) "Bye dad."
• (Elizabeth De Razzo) "Bye-bye."
• (Michael St. Michaels) "Bye-bye. f***ing c***s."
• (Michael St. Michaels) "I could feast on that queens ass all night long."

Sky Elobar as Big Brayden

• (Sky Elobar) "Dad. Were you here the whole time."
• (Michael St. Michaels) "Yes."
• (Elizabeth De Razzo) "Don't hide under Brayden's bed."
• (Michael St. Michaels) "Hey. You're my girlfriend. And by the way, he wouldn't even exist if he hadn't flown out of my long juicy prickus."
• (Michael St. Michaels) "And as for you, as your father I forbid you to marry. And one other thing, you're evicted. So it's time for you to f*** off."
• (Sky Elobar) "We're leaving right now and we're leaving gladly."
• (Elizabeth De Razzo) "Brayden will be moving into my place, he'll be much happier there, and he can twattle my twat anytime he wants. And I don't care if he craps on the bed, I'll rub it on my tits."
• (Sky Elobar) "Yeah dad. We don't need you, and it kills you to think that Janet loves me. And guess what? I love her. And you were right about one thing though dad, she is a hootie tootie disco cutie."
• (Elizabeth De Razzo) "Hootie tootie disco cutie. Hootie tootie disco cutie. Hootie tootie disco cutie. Hootie tootie disco cutie. Hootie tootie disco cutie. Hootie tootie disco cutie. Hootie tootie disco cutie."
• (Sky Elobar) "Just so you know, he tried to impress me with a loud fart once. He put his legs behind his head and he shouted someone's cutting the cheese. Instead of just gas a big glob of turd flew out of his butt like a rocket. It did a loop-d-loop near the wall and landed on the bed. So if anyone's a bed crapper around here it's him."
• (Elizabeth De Razzo) "That must have been tough."
• (Sky Elobar) "Yeah. It looked like a big brown finger. It was pointing right at me."
• (Elizabeth De Razzo) "If he really is the greasy strangler, you have to kill him."

• (Sky Elobar) "I'm making these bacon rolls real greasy dad."
• (Sky Elobar) "Bulls*** artist."
• (Sky Elobar) "Am not."
• (Michael St. Michaels) "Bulls***. You make this the greasiest feast since that goose you cooked on Christmas."
• (Sky Elobar) "Done and done, dad."

• (Sky Elobar) "Just so you know, he tried to impress me with a loud fart once. He put his legs behind his head and shouted, "Someone's cutting the cheese." Instead of just gas, a big glob of turd flew out of his butt like a rocket. It did a loop-the-loop near the wall and landed on the bed. So if anyone's a bed crapper around here, it's him."
• (Elizabeth De Razzo) "That must have been tough."
• (Sky Elobar) "Yeah. It looked like a big, brown finger. It was pointing right me."

• (Jodi) "Your da-da may well be the greasy strangler, unfortunately I cannot proceed with this case any further as there is no evidence. Please end all inquiries here."
• (Sky Elobar) "What about the oil on his floor?"
• (Jodi) "Circumstantial evidence is meaningless. Please end all inquiries here."
• (Sky Elobar) "So we're on our own."
• (Jodi) "Please end all inquiries here."
• (Sky Elobar) "Come on Jodi, please."
• (Jodi) "Please end all --"
• (Elizabeth De Razzo) "Inquiries here."
• (Jodi) "Correct. Please end all inquiries here."
• (Sky Elobar) "Great. Well you've been most helpful Mr. Jodi. I know my dad's the greasy strangler. I guess I'll have to expose him on my own."

• (Sky Elobar) "So dad, I think I got a date with that hot chick from the tour."
• (Michael St. Michaels) "No way. You're a bulls*** artist."
• (Sky Elobar) "No, it's official. It's all been confirmed. She likes me."
• (Michael St. Michaels) "She's yanking your chain. Trust me."
• (Sky Elobar) "No dad. She likes my character, she said so. And her name's Janet."
• (Michael St. Michaels) "That's not right. I need them greasy. And this is nothing like greasy. Do you understand."
• (Sky Elobar) "Too much grease is bad for you. I read it on a fitness magazine someone left on the bus."
• (Michael St. Michaels) "That's horses***. You're a bulls*** artist. We have an agreement, you stay here you cook greasy. And this is not it. Maybe you should just go live with your mom and Ricky Prickles."
• (Sky Elobar) "Dad don't say that you know Ricky Prickles hates me. Last time I was there he called me fatty boom-boom."

• (Sky Elobar) "Ah. You're up late."
• (Sky Elobar) "Yeah. I'm working on a novel."
• (Elizabeth De Razzo) "The fantasy one?"
• (Sky Elobar) "No. It's an urban cyber-thriller called "Revenge Incorporated". It's set in a dark future where revenge is outlawed, but there's a company you can hire to get revenge for you."
• (Elizabeth De Razzo) "Hmmm."
• (Sky Elobar) "I been dreaming about you through-out these long hot nights. Do you miss me?"
• (Elizabeth De Razzo) "Yeah -- I sort of miss you."
• (Sky Elobar) "I'm lost and lonely for you. Basically I love you."
• (Elizabeth De Razzo) "Don't say that. Unless you mean it of course."
• (Sky Elobar) "Why's the sky blue? Because blue is your favorite color."
• (Elizabeth De Razzo) "Oh you cornball."
• (Sky Elobar) "Yeah I'm a cornball remember? I love you though. I love you. I wanted to say it for so long."
• (Elizabeth De Razzo) "It feels good to hear it, if I'm honest."
• (Sky Elobar) "Give yourself to me for all time."
• (Elizabeth De Razzo) "Don't say that, this girl's confused."
• (Sky Elobar) "If I could write your name on the moon I would with my own blood. And also I wanna marry you"
• (Elizabeth De Razzo) "Okay?"
• (Sky Elobar) "I loved you from the moment I saw you on the disco tour. I'm a romantic at heart."

Sam Dissanayake as Indian Tourist

• (Sam Dissanayake) "You ask it for chips and you get nothing."
• (Holland MacFallister) "Yes, you should tell management."
• (Sam Dissanayake) "I pay a dollar for the chips, the chips get stuck, the manager gets my dollar, and I get no chips."
• (Abdoulaye NGom) "Please tell me, what flavor chips did you eventually decide upon?"
• (Sam Dissanayake) "Who cares. They were paprika rich chips. I like the ridges. I put the tip of my tongue between ridges, because that is where the salty chip dust is."
• (Holland MacFallister) "Yes. That's so true. I love ridges."
• (Abdoulaye NGom) "Yes but ah, what are these chips made from?"
• (Sam Dissanayake) "Porto."
• (Abdoulaye NGom) "Excuse me -- what?"
• (Sam Dissanayake) "Porto."
• (Abdoulaye NGom) "Can you say that again?"
• (Sam Dissanayake) "Porto."
• (Abdoulaye NGom) "Yes but, what are these chips, made from?"
• (Sam Dissanayake) "Porto."
• (Abdoulaye NGom) "Sorry but, what?"
• (Sam Dissanayake) "Porto."
• (Abdoulaye NGom) "I don't understand. Can you say that again?"
• (Sam Dissanayake) "Porto."
• (Abdoulaye NGom) "Please one more time."
• (Sam Dissanayake) "Porto."
• (Abdoulaye NGom) "Okay this is embarrassing, but please can you say it a little slower?"
• (Sam Dissanayake) "Porto."
• (Abdoulaye NGom) "I am very, very sorry, but I need to know what are these chips made from?"
• (Sam Dissanayake) "Porto."
• (Abdoulaye NGom) "Please one last time --"
• (Sam Dissanayake) "Porto."
• (Holland MacFallister) "I think he's trying to say "potato"."
• (Abdoulaye NGom) "Oh, yes. Po-TA-to. Potato chips."

• (Sam Dissanayake) "You must give me free drinks immediately."
• (Michael St. Michaels) "Drop it with the free drinks crap."
• (Sam Dissanayake) "We believe in the power of free drinks."
• (Michael St. Michaels) "There are no free drinks. And if you're trying to rip me an new asshole, you're making a big mistake."
• (Sam Dissanayake) "You are a s***ty businessman, you know that, no?"
• (Michael St. Michaels) "And you're a bunch of f***ing c***s. Check my cheeks."

Elizabeth De Razzo as Janet

• (Elizabeth De Razzo) "So um, does your mom live with you two?"
• (Sky Elobar) "No. She left when I was small. She met someone new."
• (Elizabeth De Razzo) "Well that's crapola."
• (Sky Elobar) "Yeah. His name is Ricky Prickles. He's a professional sports coach. He's got the most defined six pack I've ever seen."
• (Elizabeth De Razzo) "Ohh. Tell this girl more."
• (Sky Elobar) "I went to stay with mom and Ricky once, he made me punch him in his six pack. He didn't feel anything because the muscles were so hard. It was like punching a vacuum packed bag of roasted sausages. Then he made me do abdominal crunches with him. I barfed all over his carpet. My barf was real orange and tasted fizzy. Ricky Prickles was so mad, he smacked me twice in the face with the flat of his hand."
• (Elizabeth De Razzo) "Ricky the pricky."
• (Sky Elobar) "Then he molested me. Sexually harassed me."
• (Elizabeth De Razzo) "How old were you?"
• (Sky Elobar) "18. I had long golden hair and a soft mustache. I've never been able to do muscle curls or abdominal crunches."
• (Elizabeth De Razzo) "Not all girls like ripped up abs."
• (Sky Elobar) "Yeah. Some girls like loyal hearts."

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