The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy Quotes

The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy is a Fantasy fiction that appeared on TV in 1970 on Cartoon Network. The Grim Adventures of Billy &amp ended in 2008.

The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy aired for 6 seasons and 86 (including Grim & Evil segments and several specials) episodes. It features Unbulleted list, Vincent Davis as producer, Unbulleted list, Greg Eagles, Richard Steven Horvitz, Grey DeLisle, Vanessa Marshall, Jennifer Hale doing voices, Gregory Hinde and Drew Neumann as theme composer, Unbulleted list, Gregory Hinde and Drew Neumann, and Guy Moon as composer. The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy is executive produced by Unbulleted list The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy is created by Maxwell Atoms.

The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy is 7 minutes (Grim & Evil segments) long. The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy is produced by Unbulleted list Cartoon Network Studios Hanna-Barbera and distributed by Warner Bros. Television Distribution. Spinoffs for this show include Underfist: Halloween Bash.

The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Hey, now, get yo fo' shizzle out of my nizzle, Dawg."

• (Unnamed) "Look at me, I'm a kitty cat / I wear a bowl of peanuts for a hat / If I eat them all, I will get fat / Blah, blah, blah, I'm a kitty caaaaat."

• (Unnamed) "I can't believe I used to have a crush on her, back when she was in that "Valley Girl" phase."
• (Unnamed) "I think we'd all like to forget that phase."

• (Librarian) "I will not stand for this."
• (Unnamed) "There's a chair right over there."

• (Unnamed) "That story was so beautiful, it gave me gas."
• (Unnamed) "But don't you ever miss your old job?"
• (Unnamed) "Miss commanding regimented forces of destructive power? As we encircle the globe with our terrible iron fists of might?"
• (Unnamed) "Crushing down all the pathetic fools who dared stand before us? Gorging our bellies on their cries for mercy, until at last I ALONE STAND AS THE GLORIOUS DARK LORD OF ALL THE KNOWN UNIVERSE."
• (Unnamed) "Not at all. Don't miss it."

• (Unnamed) "Why you talkin' funny?"
• (Unnamed) "Because I am from Calcutta, in the mystical east."
• (Unnamed) "No, you're not, you live down the street, and what's with that weird thingy on your head?"
• (Unnamed) "It's a turban. It's what I wear. I'm in character, yo. So why don't you just get off of me."

• (Unnamed) "Oh sorry, Billy. We weren't laughing AT you, we were laughing WITH you."
• (Unnamed) "I was laughing AT you."

• (Unnamed) "Wait, so that's a Chupacabra?"
• (Unnamed) "I believe the proper pronounciation is "Chupamaflablah"."

• (Unnamed) "It's Santa. Santa Claus."
• (Unnamed) "That's not Santa Claus, you stooge. That's the Grim Reaper --"
• (Unnamed) "Do I still get presents?"
• (Unnamed) "Um -- No -- Actually, I'm here for the hamster --"
• (Unnamed) "Ooooh. You brought presents for Mr. Snuggles?"
• (Unnamed) "No -- I'm taking him away."
• (Unnamed) "To the North Pole?"

• (Unnamed) "If you really are what you eat, I should become you by morning."

• (Unnamed) "And what do you want Santa to bring you, Cassie?"
• (Unnamed) "A cool pair of wings so I can fly."
• (Unnamed) "Yes. And Santa wants another $1.50 an hour, but apparently he's not getting that either. See Cassie, deception is also a gift."

• (Unnamed) "Mandy, you have to believe me. The clowns want to take over and become the dominant species. They will"
• (Unnamed) "Destroy us all. Destroy us all. Destroy us all. Destroy us all. Destroy us all. Destroy us all."
• (Unnamed) "Destroy us all."
• (Unnamed) "Destroy us all."
• (Unnamed) "Destroy us all."
• (Unnamed) "Destroy us all."
• (Unnamed) "Destroy us all."
• (Unnamed) "I'll have the chicken"
• (Unnamed) "Destroy us all."
• (Unnamed) "Destroy us all."
• (Unnamed) "Destroy us all."
• (Unnamed) "Destroy us all."
• (Unnamed) "That's it."

• (Unnamed) "I'm not even on this stupid show any more."

• (Unnamed) "It's you and me against the world."
• (Unnamed) "We attack at dawn."

• (Unnamed) "Why, Grim? Why do the good die young?"
• (Unnamed) "Well, usually because I get confused."

• (Mrs. Claus) "Billy, you are the only one who's ever offered me any help. You're the only one who's ever given me any respect."
• (Unnamed) "Do we have pie?"

• (Unnamed) "Irwin. I saw something horrible in the bathroom, ooh, then I saw a mummy."

• (Unnamed) "One little, two little, three headless teddy bears. Four little, five little, six headless teddy bears. Seven little, eight little, nine headless teddy bears. Half a million to go."

• (Unnamed) "Mandy. I'm getting presents in the New World Order. Mrs. Claus said so."

• (Unnamed) "Pinocchio, it's not that I don't love you anymore. It's just that I love Billy more. And you're dead to me."

• (Unnamed) "Okay, we need to talk about this backpack thing. It's very demeaning."
• (Unnamed) "I'm the Grim Reaper, for goodness sake."
• (Unnamed) "I used to have a chariot of 400 burning horses. My arrival on the scene would be a raging thunderclap of fear."
• (Unnamed) "Now it's, "Hey, have you seen Grim?" "Yeah, I think he's wedged between a history textbook and a tuna fish sandwich.""
• (Unnamed) "And I'm pretty sure the guys in the underworld accounting are laughing at me behind my back. Those guys are turbo-nerds. I bet none of them had a date since the 1800s."
• (Unnamed) "Hear that, you dateless turbo-nerds? I'm on to you. Hmph."

• (Unnamed) "Care for some trout?"
• (Unnamed) "Um -- why did you hit me in the face with a trout?"
• (Unnamed) "Because the mackerel wasn't fresh."

• (Unnamed) "So, what are you -- in for?"
• (Unnamed) "I beat the snot out of a guy -- for farting."
• (Unnamed) "Guard."
• (Unnamed) "Just the sound of it makes me so angry."
• (Unnamed) "Guard."
• (Unnamed) "Angry."
• (Unnamed) "Guard."
• (Unnamed) "All right, Reaper, your bail is here."
• (Unnamed) "I came here as soon as I got the call, yo."
• (Unnamed) "I knew I could count on you, Irwin."
• (Unnamed) "Here you are, Officer."
• (Unnamed) "Gee, thanks."
• (Unnamed) "How much was in that piggy bank?"
• (Unnamed) "Four dollars and thirty-two cents."
• (Unnamed) "So, you like to be a jokester, do ya, Mr. Funny Guy? Mr. Comedian, eh?"
• (Unnamed) "I don't understand."
• (Unnamed) "Well, the bail is thirty-five hundred dollars."
• (Unnamed) "I was only trying to be helpful."
• (Unnamed) "Now get out of my jail, out."
• (Unnamed) "Sorry, Grim."
• (Unnamed) "Yeah, yeah, you'd better run."
• (Unnamed) "I'd like to think I'd make a difference."
• (Unnamed) "That was wiggety-whack, yo."
• (Unnamed) "Hey, a duck."

• (Unnamed) "Why does the fate of humanity always end up in the hands of an idiot?"

• (Unnamed) "Yes."

• (Unnamed) "I'm a poet, and I didn't even know that I had the ability that I might be."

• (Unnamed) "-- But I'm looking for my Captain Fathead --"
• (Unnamed) "Your dad's in the garage."

• (Unnamed) "Hey, Dad."
• (Unnamed) "Get away."
• (Unnamed) "I've got some big news to tell you. I just laid thousands of eggs. You know what that means?"
• (Unnamed) "Aah."
• (Unnamed) "Yep, you're going to be a grandpa."

• (Unnamed) "Billy, we've known each other now for what seems like a nightmarish eternity. And though I insult you and lie to you daily, steal your stuff, make fun of you, your family, and anyone who looks like you, I still don't feel like I --"
• (Unnamed) "-- know you. Why don't you tell me more about yourself?"
• (Unnamed) "If I told you, you wouldn't understand. I'm a very complex and multi-layered person."
• (Unnamed) "But if you really want to know more about me, it's all here in my new autobiography. Hot off the presses. Complete and unabridged."

• (Unnamed) "This statement is false."

• (Unnamed) "Who wants punch? Oh, I do."
• (Unnamed) "Open the pod bay doors, Hal."

• (Unnamed) "I tink it's tryin' to suck his brains out, mon."
• (Unnamed) "Poor thing's gonna starve."

• (Unnamed) "Grim, everyone knows that Santa is an invention designed by the big five corporations to sell tinsel and video games to an unsuspecting public."
• (Unnamed) "The whole "childhood wonder" stage just blew right past you, didn't it?"

• (Unnamed) "You blew my nose -- up."
• (Unnamed) "You blew my nose -- up."

• (Unnamed) "You lost your pants?"
• (Unnamed) "Well, just the back."
• (Unnamed) "I've just lost my ability to see. I can still feel your butt looking at me."

• (Unnamed) "This pillow stuffing tastes like I'm choking."

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