The Guru (2002 film) Quotes

The Guru (2002 film) is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . The Guru stopped airing in 1970.

It features Tim Bevan as producer, David Carbonara in charge of musical score, and John de Borman as head of cinematography.

The Guru (2002 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of The Guru (2002 film) is 94 minutes long. The Guru (2002 film) is distributed by Universal Studios.

The cast includes: Emil Marwa as Vijay, Ajay Naidu as Sanjay, Emil Marwa as Mira, Heather Graham as Nana, Malachy McCourt as Father, Jimi Mistry as Ramu Gupta, Heather Graham as Sharonna, Michael McKean as Dwain, Marisa Tomei as Lexi, and Christine Baranski as Chantal.

The Guru (2002 film) Quotes

Marisa Tomei as Lexi

• (Marisa Tomei) "You can't just go away."
• (Marisa Tomei) "I have abandonment issues."

• (Marisa Tomei) "Mother, when you realize that not all people of color were put here to serve you?"
• (Christine Baranski) "Lexi, darling, how can say that? I've served food to the homeless. Good food. Food I'd eat myself if I still ate carbs."

Emil Marwa as Vijay

• (Emil Marwa) "Name one famous Indian in America."
• (Ajay Naidu) "That guy from the Simpsons."
• (Emil Marwa) "He is a cartoon."

• (Emil Marwa) "Do you know why they call it the American Dream? Because it only happens when you are asleep."

• (Emil Marwa) "Ramu is on TV."
• (Unnamed) "What he is talking about?"
• (Heather Graham) "Sexual intercourse."

• (Emil Marwa) "IMIGRATION."

Jimi Mistry as Ramu Gupta

• (Jimi Mistry) "Why are you afraid?"
• (Unnamed) "What makes you think that I'm afraid?"
• (Jimi Mistry) "I feel it."

• (Jimi Mistry) "What are you watching?"
• (Emil Marwa) "M-M-M-M-My Sharonna. Mmm, Mmm, Mmm, Mmm, Mmm."
• (Jimi Mistry) "YOU BASTARDS. TURN IT OFF."
• (Ajay Naidu) "You've never seen Good Will Hunting?"
• (Emil Marwa) "We also have Star Wars, Episode 69."

• (Jimi Mistry) "You're a real bastard, you know that?"

• (Jimi Mistry) "Is the Mercedes in the shop or something?"
• (Emil Marwa) "Or something."

• (Jimi Mistry) "The most powerful sexual organ is your brain. Think about it."
• (Jimi Mistry) "Are you thinking?"
• (Unnamed) "My whole body is about to think."

• (Jimi Mistry) "You need to do your own thing. Live your own life."
• (Marisa Tomei) "I'm going to meditate on that."

Ajay Naidu as Sanjay

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Malachy McCourt as Father

• (Malachy McCourt) "Enough of this swapping of spit. Let's celebrate."

Christine Baranski as Chantal

• (Christine Baranski) "I give you Swami Bu."
• (Emil Marwa) "Swami, you're on."
• (Emil Marwa) "Swami Bu has gone to another dimension."

• (Christine Baranski) "Lexi, can I see you in the kitchen?"
• (Marisa Tomei) "Do you know where it is?"

• (Christine Baranski) "What's wrong? You haven't been up here since the Reagan administration."

Heather Graham as Sharonna

• (Heather Graham) "I'm engaged to a nice, normal guy. Do you know how hard it is to find a nice, normal guy in New York?"

Michael McKean as Dwain

• (Michael McKean) "Alright, you wanna lose the pants?"
• (Jimi Mistry) "Is that part of the movie?"
• (Michael McKean) "Could be."

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