The Half-Naked Truth Quotes

The Half-Naked Truth is a television show that debuted in 1970 . The Half-Naked Truth ended in 1970.

It features Pandro S. Berman as producer, Max Steiner in charge of musical score, and Bert Glennon as head of cinematography.

The Half-Naked Truth is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Half-Naked Truth is 77 minutes long. The Half-Naked Truth is distributed by RKO Radio Pictures.

The cast includes: Eugene Pallette as Achilles, and Lupe Vélez as Teresita.

The Half-Naked Truth Quotes

Eugene Pallette as Achilles

• (Eugene Pallette) "I wish you wouldn't talk about eatin'. I saw the fat girl this morning and she's down to 112 pounds."

• (Eugene Pallette) "Say, girlie, I been watchin' you. What's a nice girl like you doing work like this for?"
• (Gladys, aka Ella Beebee and Eve) "Oh, I'm only doing this temporary. I'm going to be a secretary as soon as I learn to spell better."
• (Eugene Pallette) "Oh, you oughta' be on the stage."
• (Gladys, aka Ella Beebee and Eve) "I thought of that, too, but I never got around to it."

• (Gladys, aka Ella Beebee and Eve) ""To be, or not to be, that is the question. Is it best to go on suffering or should one end it all with a bare body?" What does that mean?"
• (Eugene Pallette) "It's bodkin."
• (Gladys, aka Ella Beebee and Eve) "What's a bodkin?"
• (Eugene Pallette) "Oh, let's just pass that."

• (Eugene Pallette) "Did you ever hear anything from the tamale?"

• (James 'Jimmy' Bates) "What this show needs is a good Press Agent. That guy we got is so dumb he couldn't sell a fat boy to a tribe of cannibals."
• (Eugene Pallette) "I wish you'd can that chatter about eatin'."
• (James 'Jimmy' Bates) "If this guy is a Press Agent, I am a bird of paradise."

• (James 'Jimmy' Bates) "Well, you got to get some fun out of life."
• (Eugene Pallette) "Sure."
• (James 'Jimmy' Bates) "What good is life if you don't get some fun out of it?"

Lupe Vélez as Teresita

• (Lupe Vélez) "Hello, Bugsy."
• (Merle Farrell) "Oh, don't you Bugsy me."

• (Lupe Vélez) "If I don't have you in Merle Farrell's Follies before the end of the week;"
• (Lupe Vélez) "I'll eat that dog in Times Square without mustard."
• (Lupe Vélez) "You don't touch Nina."
• (James 'Jimmy' Bates) "I won't have to touch Nina."

• (James 'Jimmy' Bates) "Oh. We all go to jail. We all go to jail. I should have known this. I should have known this."
• (Lupe Vélez) "If you don't keep still, I'll reach that window and get the flat iron building and wrap you over the head with it."

• (Lupe Vélez) "Oh, you are crazy."
• (James 'Jimmy' Bates) "All pioneers are crazy until they die and then they get a monument."
• (Eugene Pallette) "Who wants a monument?"

• (Lupe Vélez) "Listen, what are you up to now?"
• (James 'Jimmy' Bates) "You do the acting, I'll do the thinking. Get into that costume, baby."

• (Lupe Vélez) "Stupido."

• (Lupe Vélez) "Oh, Mr. Carpenter, I wonder where you were, Oh, Mr. Carpenter, I have a big job for you --"

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