The Hard Word Quotes

The Hard Word is a television show that debuted in 1970 . The Hard Word ended its run in 1970.

It features Al Clark as producer, David Thrussell in charge of musical score, and Brian J. Breheny as head of cinematography.

The Hard Word is recorded in English and originally aired in Australia. Each episode of The Hard Word is 102 minutes long. The Hard Word is distributed by Roadshow Entertainment (Australia).

The Hard Word Quotes

• (Unnamed) "I thought you liked me being a tart."
• (Unnamed) "I like you being my tart."

• (Unnamed) "We're going after the Melbourne Cup."
• (Unnamed) "You serious? -- Where will you sell it?"
• (Unnamed) "Not the cup, the money -- the bookies mate, f***."

• (Unnamed) "I always said you were a sport. Didn't I always say that?"
• (Unnamed) "Yeah, you did. You always said that."
• (Unnamed) "I always said you were a scheming bitch."

• (Unnamed) "What's going on?"
• (Unnamed) "Tarzan's gone ape-s***."

• (Unnamed) "Where's the money?"
• (Unnamed) "Oooh, I stuck it up a cow's arse."
• (Unnamed) "Well I hope you washed your hands after."

• (Dean) "What's he complaining about?"
• (Unnamed) "Oh, his mother, women, not enough sex. You know, the usual."
• (Dean) "Any good?"
• (Unnamed) "Well that would depend on whether you've spoofed all over the toothbrushes with your mother trying to bash down the bathroom door. 'Wanker's Bible', it's pretty funny."
• (Dean) "I'll have a go after Millenhall."

• (Unnamed) "It really s***s me, tracking us all the way out here just to rub it in our faces."
• (Unnamed) "He is just being Frank. He can't help himself. He has to f*** you."
• (Unnamed) "I'm sick of getting f***ed."
• (Unnamed) "I'm never getting f***ed again."
• (Unnamed) "We're getting f***ed right now."
• (Unnamed) "f***."

• (Unnamed) "You smell better than Christmas dinner."

• (Unnamed) "We've got time for a swim after this."
• (Unnamed) "We haven't got any trunks."
• (Unnamed) "We'll go in our undies."
• (Unnamed) "I'm not wearing any."
• (Unnamed) "I'll buy you some."
• (Unnamed) "Undies?"
• (Unnamed) "Trunks."

• (Unnamed) "Dale is the smart one, Mal is the good one, and I'm the f*** up."

• (Unnamed) "Next one who says a bloody word, I'll blow his bloody brains out. Right."
• (Unnamed) "What."

• (Unnamed) "Listen to me, Dale. What are you doing? Will you just look at me, please?"
• (Unnamed) "It's too late, Carol. There's nothing left."
• (Unnamed) "How can you say that? Dale, I love you. We fit together."
• (Unnamed) "Right, well, I'll try to remember that when I'm thinking about your mouth wrapped around Frank's cock."

• (Unnamed) "You're gone on her, aren't you, mate?"
• (Unnamed) "Head over f***in' heels, mate. I'm feeling things I've only seen on tv."
• (Unnamed) "Nice tits."
• (Unnamed) "Yeah... what?"

• (Unnamed) "I still think you set me up."
• (Unnamed) "Look, I know I'm a c***, I'm not a psychopath."

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