The Harsh Light of Day (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) Quotes

The Harsh Light of Day (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) is a television program that debuted in 1970 . The Harsh Light of Day stopped airing in 1970.

The Harsh Light of Day (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Harmony's a vampire? She must be dying without a reflection."

• (Unnamed) "Being a vampire sucks."

• (Unnamed) "The Gem of Amara. Official sponsor of my killing you."

• (Unnamed) "At which point, the matter is brought to a conclusion with both parties satisfied and able to move on with their separate lives and interests. To sum up, I think it's a workable plan."
• (Unnamed) "So, the crux of this plan is --"
• (Unnamed) "Sexual intercourse. I've said it like a dozen times."
• (Unnamed) "Uh-huh. Just working through a little hysterical deafness here."

• (Unnamed) "Innit a fantastic day? Birds singing, squirrels making lots of rotton little squirrels. Sun beaming down in a nice, non-fatal way. It's very exciting. I can't wait to see if I freckle."

• (Unnamed) "I think it's the secret to getting you out of my mind. Putting you behind me. Behind me figuratively. I'm thinking face-to-face for the event itself."
• (Unnamed) "Ah, right. It's just we hardly know each other. I mean, I like you. And you have a certain directness that I admire. But sexual interc; What you're talking about, well; and I'm actually turning into a woman as I say this; but it's about expressing something. And accepting consequences."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, I have condoms. Some are black."
• (Unnamed) "That's -- that's very considerate."

• (Unnamed) "What's the matter, Spike? Dru dump you again?"
• (Unnamed) "Maybe I dumped her."
• (Unnamed) "She left him for a Fungus Demon. That's all he talks about most days."

• (Unnamed) "Buffy's having lusty, wrong feelings."

• (Unnamed) "I don't get your crazy system."
• (Unnamed) "System? It's called the alphabet."
• (Unnamed) "Huh. Would ya look at that."

• (Unnamed) "Is Antonio Banderas a vampire?"
• (Unnamed) "No."
• (Unnamed) "Oh. Can I make him a vampire?"
• (Unnamed) "No. Wait, on second thought, yeah. Go do that. Take your time. Do Melanie and the kids, as well."

• (Unnamed) "Harmony, hey. Hey, I haven't seen you since --"
• (Unnamed) "Since Graduation -- Big snake, huh?"
• (Unnamed) "Yeah."

• (Unnamed) "Hey, I don't have a pulse. Cool. Can we eat a doctor so I can get a stethoscope and hear my heart not beating?"

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