The Haunted World of El Superbeasto Quotes

The Haunted World of El Superbeasto is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . The Haunted World of El Superbeasto ended its run in 1970.

It features Andy Gould, Tom Klein, and Rob Zombie as producer, and Tyler Bates, and Hard 'n Phirm in charge of musical score.

The Haunted World of El Superbeasto is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Haunted World of El Superbeasto is 77 minutes long. The Haunted World of El Superbeasto is distributed by Anchor Bay Films.

The cast includes: Paul Giamatti as Dr. Satan, Sheri Moon Zombie as Suzi X, Rosario Dawson as Velvet Von Black, Bill Moseley as Otto, Tom Papa as El Superbeasto, Rob Paulsen as Michael, Tura Satana as Varla, and Bill Moseley as Otis Driftwood.

The Haunted World of El Superbeasto Quotes

Rob Paulsen as Michael

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Bill Moseley as Otis Driftwood

• (Bill Moseley) "Oh. Speaking of gas prices. Ew."
• (Rosario Dawson) "s***. Even my ass is bored. Don't think I'm apologizing, neither. You know that s*** smells good."
• (Bill Moseley) "Oh, delicious, the plowman's lunch."

Paul Giamatti as Dr. Satan

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Rosario Dawson as Velvet Von Black

• (Rosario Dawson) "Where the f*** are we going now? What kind of "Fright Night" bulls*** is this?"
• (Bill Moseley) "Oh, please refrain from speaking. I know you must be proud of your beauty-school education, but your constant abuse of profanity is an assault on my Wellingtonian sensibilities."
• (Rosario Dawson) "I ain't the one with a dingleberry hanging off my ass hairs, nasty ape and s***."
• (Bill Moseley) "Yes, well I'm not so sure about that."

• (Rosario Dawson) "I think I left a nickel onstage. Consider it my donation to the Sad-Ass Ho Club."
• (Stripper in Hall) "Ay. What did she say?"
• (Rosario Dawson) "I said "sad ho," you sad-ass deaf ho."

• (Rosario Dawson) "Hey, monkey, where's your organ grinder?"
• (Bill Moseley) "I find that very hurtful."
• (Rosario Dawson) "You know what else is hurtful? Your thumb all up in my ass."
• (Bill Moseley) "My thumb is not in your ass."
• (Rosario Dawson) "Well, why not?"

• (Rosario Dawson) "Draping my ass over your hairy-ass f***ing shoulders like I was a mink-ass stole and s***."
• (Bill Moseley) "Mink stole? More like a stanky mole."
• (Rosario Dawson) "Motherf***er. If you want to scratch this here, you better watch your ass mouth."

• (Rosario Dawson) "Hello, will somebody get a monkey off a bitch?"

Sheri Moon Zombie as Suzi X

• (Sheri Moon Zombie) "Wake up, Beasto. You're earth's only hope."
• (Tom Papa) "Caramels are chewy."

Tura Satana as Varla

• (Tura Satana) "You think I wanna talk to you, squirrel?"
• (Bill Moseley) "I ain't here to talk, I'm here for the All American Ass Party."
• (Tura Satana) "Why don't you make yourself useful and go get me some Beer Nuts?"
• (Bill Moseley) "I got your nuts right here. Why don't you give 'em a;"

Tom Papa as El Superbeasto

• (Tom Papa) "You picked the wrong guy on the wrong night. I just lost another god**** pilot to that punk from "Malcolm in the Middle"."

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